i will have no recall
so geeza reminder or a wee bump tae jig ma memory
thax fuj fir speel chex
Now when's google gonna fix that drunken scotch to plain English translator ?
Let's see, how do we jog Jim's memory as to what he did last night?
Here we go:
1. Ran naked through the streets - Check
2. French kissed the Queen of England - Check
3. Scratched and sniffed... - Check :D
4. Found a nice little grassy ditch to lie down in - Check!
5. Woke up with a bad back and a crooked neck - Check!
Anything else you want to know, I'm here for you buddy!! ;D
Come to think of it, maybe that's what I did last night. Except swap the Queen of England with Hillary Clinton. Blech!!
apologies for last night have just read some of my posts time to go on the wagon methinks
Quote from: oldrottenhead on September 24, 2009, 12:43:43 AMapologies for last night have just read some of my posts time to go on the wagon methinks
No, don't do it. That will leave me as the only alcoholic in here.
Quote from: Migs on September 24, 2009, 12:53:32 AMQuote from: oldrottenhead on September 24, 2009, 12:43:43 AMapologies for last night have just read some of my posts time to go on the wagon methinks
No, don't do it. That will leave me as the only alcoholic in here.
I dont know about that.
I just watched the John Adams HBO series-and now its rum time.
No work till monday morning so its drizzy as a skizzy time.
It's ok, Jim! Been there, done that. You'll be good as new tonight!
Sounds like you need a drink. Just to calm your nerves.
When you start drinking cooking sherry for breakfast - that's when you have to start worrying, lol. You don't do you?????!
og ah kannae be boddrd ta reed most a wadja wrait anniweez :P
Quoteog ah kannae be boddrd ta reed most a wadja wrait anniweez Tongue
i put that through babelfish from dutch to english and got this "og ah kannae be boddrd ta drove most a wadja wrait anniweez"
and im sober but get kinda queezy reading that
Quote from: oldrottenhead on September 24, 2009, 03:59:17 PMQuoteog ah kannae be boddrd ta reed most a wadja wrait anniweez Tongue
i put that through babelfish from dutch to english and got this "og ah kannae be boddrd ta drove most a wadja wrait anniweez"
and im sober but get kinda queezy reading that
Have a drink and then read it again!! I think I got it after a couple Electric Lemonades!
QuoteHave a drink and then read it again!!
staying dry tonight
Quote from: oldrottenhead on September 24, 2009, 04:05:24 PMQuoteHave a drink and then read it again!!
staying dry tonight
That makes sense - You don't want to kill that last brain cell!! I have only a couple left so I need to be careful...
Quote from: launched on September 24, 2009, 04:15:25 PMQuote from: oldrottenhead on September 24, 2009, 04:05:24 PMQuoteHave a drink and then read it again!!
staying dry tonight
That makes sense - You don't want to kill that last brain cell!! I have only a couple left so I need to be careful...
Why is it that when I'm drinking, No-one else on the site is.....?
What are you talking about - I'm working on killing my last five brain cells right now!!
Good show....!
See you in the drunk Tank!
1 hrs time?
I have only had one so far....
I'm on my 3rd stiff vodka drink. Working on a song...
Quote from: launched on September 24, 2009, 04:39:51 PMI'm on my 3rd stiff vodka drink. Working on a song...
This is goona be good !!! Please post tonight, and keep the condom on ::)
Quote from: Geir on September 24, 2009, 04:50:21 PMQuote from: launched on September 24, 2009, 04:39:51 PMI'm on my 3rd stiff vodka drink. Working on a song...
This is goona be good !!! Please post tonight, and keep the condom on ::)
I'm working on it - Not quite as fast as you guys!! You might have to wait until morning unless the Vampire mode has kicked in!!
Will a bite of this help ?
(http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/20718.jpg)
now she sux !
Quote from: Geir on September 24, 2009, 05:09:00 PMWill a bite of this help ?
That's vicious - Love it!!
Quote from: launched on September 24, 2009, 05:18:52 PMQuote from: Geir on September 24, 2009, 05:09:00 PMWill a bite of this help ?
That's vicious - Love it!!
Stop Looking at Vamps and Finish That Song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ORH you weren't to bad.!! Last Sat. I am the one that passed out sitting on the toilet. Terrible when a friend finds you that way. It's been a rough month. Glad hubby didn't have his camera , I would never have lived that one down. 48 wanted pass out blues. I guess I did it. September sucks in my world.
P.S. take a look at Osky's boobs. LOL
Things get better.....
One way or another.....
We either become stonger and more able to deal with the situation.....
Or the situation passes......
Either way, we can't let it overcome us....
Quote from: wiley on September 24, 2009, 08:46:42 PMLast Sat. I am the one that passed out sitting on the toilet.
I've been there - A grassy ditch on a starry summer night is my favorite, though :D
Thank God I've had friends to bail me out of all the crazy stuff I've gotten myself into!!
We luv ya PJ!!