Get on board the train. We're gonna take you to
that gaseous rain. It's for you're own good.
I got to corral you in the hood.
When you die with a bomb strapped to your side
to take out the infidel. 12 virgins clothed in black and
white await you in the bye and bye.
Take me deeper. Take away my fear of the reaper.
Help me find products cheaper. Be my amazon.
Be my banging gong. Help me hit the bong.
Let me hear your peepers. Remove all the package
wrappers. Deliver me from all those crackers.
Be my amazon. Be my bangin gong.
Help me hit the bong.
Look out! Here comes that truck. It drives like
they don't give a fuck. The drivin really sucks.
Save me from the cats whiskers send me a personalized
frisker. Down the hatch and into the snow avalanche about to blow.
Be my amazon. Be my bangin gong. Help me sing my song. Send in
the adoring throng. Throw away my hat, provide me with a
baseball bat. If I ever lose my crown send the orthodontist.
Going down the glory hole. After I bathe in my cereal bowl.
Now I'm clean but covered in bananas. My mom she always wore bandana's.
Hip hop hip hop hip hop hee. R and B just ain't for me.
I can't rap and I can't funk. I can barely take a crap.
Send the gangsters to my door I will pour them full of holes.
I got a paper puncher. If that don't work I'll use a can scruncher.
Hip hop hip hop hip hop hee I can't rap and I can't sing.
And I can't dance but I spend all day trying to pee. Now tryin to even the score.
I just turn the numbers higher. My ai is just plain smarter.
In a world of clock and dagger I will want an AK47 you don't like guns well
neither do I. But letting criminals free it frightens me. Now the politician's are
hidding.