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Hi - I guess this is a Parody as I've written my own lyrics. Not sure where it goes but this is good enough.

It's a bit dark, a bit naughty and a bit kind - all my best qualities  8)

I had to cut my nails for this so I hope it was worth it  :-*

It's me and the uke trying to get something recorded in between the dog barking.

Miley Cyrus did an excellent revamp recently (including the equal pay idea) but I wanted to write my own.

Santa Baby - Hilary 01/12/2023

Santa Baby – don't slip a sable under the tree for me
Pets aren't just for Christmas you see Santa Baby
So don't scurry down the chimney tonight

Santa Baby – I can buy my own presents that's clear, my dear
And I'm done picking up the surprises from your reindeer
So don't scurry down the chimney tonight

It's none of your damn business who I've kissed
Now that would be a very very very long list
Next year, could be oh so good
If there were food banks in every neighbourhood

Santa Baby – there's only one thing that I can't get you bet
That's shorter queues in the supermarkets
so don't scurry down the chimney tonight

Santa Baby – you really know what a girl wants that's true
That's equal pay for me and for you
So don't scurry down the chimney tonight

I can trim my own Christmas tree
There's a chainshaw in the shed for just such an emergency
I really do believe in you
Now let's see if you believe in me too

Santa Baby, I forgot to mention one little thing
A Ring – why don't you pick up your phone Santa Baby
And speak to someone lonely tonight

This had me smiling and grinning Hilary. I like your new words. You sing and play this really well. Also, great vocal phrasing. That was fun listen!

Yeah. I've missed that voice of fun.

Excellent rewrite H.

Well done

Bravo H this got me smiling ...lovely to hear you again ...you've not started living in a cave like Bubla and only coming out for Christmas have you ?  :D 

Sometimes Santa just needs a good talking to.  *=)

Loved it!

Just what I needed for my afternoon love the lyrics gor me smiling
Tim

Christmas came early with this one! Such a fun version :)

Great fun, well performed and certainly worth cutting your nails for. Cool phrasing on the vocal lines too.

Adorable, as always!

Great parody! Nice to hear from you again, excellent vocals as always.

Great to hear you again and I love your re-write of the lyrics.

Pete

Amusing take on this one, excellent vocals made me grin.    Willie

Classic. Hilary in top form.

Great to hear from you.

That was great, great playing on the Uke and you nailed the vocal. So good!!

Mike

Had me rolling on the floor.  Very creative. ;D

 :) John B