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Title: northern soulfood by jemima's kite
Post by: Oldrottenhead on May 05, 2009, 02:47:42 AM
this ones a bit different. a funky one inspired by barry white via vic reeves

heres the lyrics.


me mams popped out to bingo
so why dont you come round
shes made homemade rice pudding
theres lots to go around
and i bought some juicy saveloys
from lidls for a pound
so get some crisps and hp sauce
from shop at underground

oooh i love you baby
i want to eat you up
your kiss tastes just like lager
wi lemonade top
ive got me bib n braces
so i wont mess me shirt
when i go down for afters
neath your pleated skirt

ive got some honeyed yoghurt
and beetroot in the fridge
and dandelion and burdock
with some lemon ....just a twist
and two big toffee apples
the size o my da's fist
and a big bag of pork scratching
i think we'll have them first

oooh i love you baby
i want to eat you up
your kiss tastes just like lager
wi lemonade top
ive got me bib n braces
so i wont mess me shirt
when i go down for afters
neath your pleated skirt

oh no..........theres nothing in the fridge
me sisters got there earlier
im gonna kill the bitch
my lovely juicy saveloys
she hasnt left a bit
and those two toffee apples
shes even ate the sticks
oh no..........theres nothing in the fridge
me sisters got there earlier
im gonna kill that bitch

is that you darling
did you get the crisps
give em over here
yeah
the hp sauce too
thats lovely
yeah
Title: Re: northern soulfood by jemima's kite
Post by: Geir on May 05, 2009, 03:37:57 AM
Yes yes .. different, but oh so wonderful .....  loves the way it flows along ... the semiwhispering voice and the way the guitar lays small melodic licks to left and right (my workplace-speakers to crap to comment on any bass)

GREAT !!

Geir
Title: Re: northern soulfood by jemima's kite
Post by: Greeny (No longer active) on May 05, 2009, 03:54:59 AM
I never expected anything like this when I layed the guitar parts down  :D :D :D

But it's a slice of lyrical genius, Mr H! Even if it only makes sense to Brits!

I was shaking with laughter behind my pc at work when I heard this...  :D
Title: Re: northern soulfood by jemima's kite
Post by: Oldrottenhead on May 05, 2009, 04:04:52 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wSZkgO7oVw vic reeves as barry white,,see where i got inspiration from
Title: Re: northern soulfood by jemima's kite
Post by: OsCKilO on May 05, 2009, 05:03:19 AM

Sounds Like French Porn Music...........!

Love it!!!!!!!! 
(The Music that is.....French porn, not so much!)
Title: Re: northern soulfood by jemima's kite
Post by: The Reverend 48 on May 05, 2009, 05:21:01 AM
Quote from: Greeny on May 05, 2009, 03:54:59 AMI never expected anything like this when I layed the guitar parts down  :D :D :D

But it's a slice of lyrical genius, Mr H! Even if it only makes sense to Brits!

I was shaking with laughter behind my pc at work when I heard this...  :D

Same here it is just Brilliant ;D ;D You have really brightened my day up!
Title: Re: northern soulfood by jemima's kite
Post by: SdC on May 05, 2009, 05:33:42 AM
Yep, just great! Thanks!
Title: Re: northern soulfood by jemima's kite
Post by: Satchwood on May 05, 2009, 01:15:02 PM
Wow - very different, but very likeable - cool lyrics & fluid guitar!
Title: Re: northern soulfood by jemima's kite
Post by: Wiley on May 05, 2009, 04:46:11 PM
I am speechless. It must be a Brit thing.  Yup it could be porn. I like the mellow flow of the music.
Title: Re: northern soulfood by jemima's kite
Post by: Ferryman_1957 on May 06, 2009, 03:17:21 AM
Great fun and a bit rude! Just love the Vic and Bob influence, the lyrics are a hoot and well put together. You guys are very inventive amd just keep coming up with so many different angles on things!

Cheers,

Nigel
Title: Re: northern soulfood by jemima's kite
Post by: Bro on May 06, 2009, 07:19:44 AM
Great post, like the tension. Not because it has anything to do with french porn though :D Great job!
Title: Re: northern soulfood by jemima's kite
Post by: SE on May 06, 2009, 12:14:04 PM
Versitillity and good song writing well done.
Title: Re: northern soulfood by jemima's kite
Post by: Oldrottenhead on February 12, 2010, 07:32:53 PM
burp oh excuse me i meant bump
Title: Re: northern soulfood by jemima's kite
Post by: Kenneth on December 16, 2010, 11:11:30 PM
yea!!!!! Awesome!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: northern soulfood by jemima's kite
Post by: Oldrottenhead on June 22, 2011, 06:48:05 PM
damn everything but cheese
Title: Re: northern soulfood by jemima's kite
Post by: launched on June 22, 2011, 08:06:48 PM
I have this one downloaded - And I know I commented. Very cool tune guys, I love it!

Mark