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General Discussion => Just for Laughs => Topic started by: Speed Demon on March 23, 2015, 04:17:41 PM

Title: Don't flush your shit anymore. It's valuable!
Post by: Speed Demon on March 23, 2015, 04:17:41 PM
http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-32026636

Now I can die happy. I've read it all.

Next they'll probably try to turn it into an edible food product.
Title: Re: Don't flush your shit anymore. It's valuable!
Post by: Flash Harry on March 23, 2015, 04:24:55 PM
Quote from: Speed Demon on March 23, 2015, 04:17:41 PMhttp://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-32026636

Now I can die happy. I've read it all.

Next they'll probably try to turn it into an edible food product.

Don't. You have no idea where Quorn originated from.
Title: Re: Don't flush your shit anymore. It's valuable!
Post by: Oldrottenhead on March 23, 2015, 04:40:52 PM
dehydrate yer shit, voila! vesta curry, pot noodle or a big mac. oh jings i'm gonna get sued.
Title: Re: Don't flush your shit anymore. It's valuable!
Post by: Speed Demon on March 23, 2015, 06:47:48 PM
You'll never look at chocolate pudding the same way again.

Especially if it looks like there's a raw egg in it.
Title: Re: Don't flush your shit anymore. It's valuable!
Post by: Groundy on March 27, 2015, 12:18:10 AM
Quote from: Flash Harry on March 23, 2015, 04:24:55 PM
Quote from: Speed Demon on March 23, 2015, 04:17:41 PMhttp://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-32026636

Now I can die happy. I've read it all.

Next they'll probably try to turn it into an edible food product.

Don't. You have no idea where Quorn originated from.

No Shit.....?
Title: Re: Don't flush your shit anymore. It's valuable!
Post by: Speed Demon on March 27, 2015, 06:33:57 AM
Nein shizzen!

Nil Bovinus Carborundum.