Teaching penguins to use hand-held (wing-held) tablet computers.
Doesn't it just jerk the tears right out of your eyes when you notice how wisely your tax dollars are being put to good use.
(https://songcrafters.org/community/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=17333.0;attach=18304)
that's no a tablet. it's a clip board.
ye'll never beat a penguin at bingo.
I'd vote for a penguin for president.
But only if it promised not to steal any fish for the first two years in office.
It will still be a better deal than we will ever get from any human political hack.