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General Discussion => Just for Laughs => Topic started by: 64Guitars on May 30, 2012, 11:31:44 PM

Title: "Rub Some Bacon On It" (for launched)
Post by: 64Guitars on May 30, 2012, 11:31:44 PM

I love the Beach Boys style chorus.

911 what is your emergency?
I nailed my finger to a birdhouse accidentally
Do your have some bacon (bacon?)
Bacon, That's right
I have bacon left over from dinner last night
Rub some bacon on it
what?
On your hand, just do it
Rub some bacon on it
That's all there is to it?

What if I dropped my phone?
Rub some bacon on it
or encounter my clone?
Rub some bacon on it
I get mononucleosis
Rub some bacon on it
My nude pics get posted

Rub some bacon on it
Rub some bacon on it
Rub some bacon on it
Yeah

My home gets foreclosed some bacon on it
My cat explodes
Rub some bacon on it
I wake up in a trunk
Rub some bacon on it
My friend goes steampunk
Rub some bacon on it
I meet real pirates
Rub some bacon on it
There's an akward silence

I say something unintentionally racist
Rub some bacon on it
I'm a adult with braces
Rub some bacon on it
I can't swim
Rub some bacon on it
I'm visited by Mr. Timn

Rub some bacon on it
Rub some bacon on it
Rub some bacon on it

Bacon hotline, What's your problem?
What if I feed the troll?
Rub some bacon on it
I'm attacked by a narwhal
Rub some bacon on it
The apocalypse started
Rub some bacon on it
I think I might have sharded

Rub some bacon on it
Rub some bacon on it
Rub some bacon on it
Yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSReSGe200A

Title: Re: "Rub Some Bacon On It" (for launched)
Post by: Geir on May 31, 2012, 02:21:46 AM
oh no ..... now that's stuck in my head ..

I'll just "rub some bacon on it" ::) !
Title: Re: "Rub Some Bacon On It" (for launched)
Post by: Tony W on May 31, 2012, 06:47:07 AM
I pressed play, and I can't undo it.
Title: Re: "Rub Some Bacon On It" (for launched)
Post by: beleg on May 31, 2012, 07:37:37 AM
What if my problem is that I have no bacon?
Title: Re: "Rub Some Bacon On It" (for launched)
Post by: Geir on May 31, 2012, 07:40:53 AM
no problem, just  rub some bacon on it ;D
Title: Re: "Rub Some Bacon On It" (for launched)
Post by: launched on May 31, 2012, 07:55:19 AM
Ha, that was precious! Now we have the bacon hotline in case there are any problems!
Title: Re: "Rub Some Bacon On It" (for launched)
Post by: Gnasty on May 31, 2012, 12:44:12 PM


I propose......

BACONFEST!!! ;D
Title: Re: "Rub Some Bacon On It" (for launched)
Post by: kenny mac on May 31, 2012, 03:57:23 PM
This is getting shared to all my friends,The world needs a good laugh,now to the fridge as Ive suddenly developed an appetite. :)
Title: Re: "Rub Some Bacon On It" (for launched)
Post by: 64Guitars on June 01, 2012, 11:58:49 AM
My guitar's finish is looking dull.

   Rub some bacon on it.


My strings stick in the nut slots, resulting in tuning problems and pinging while trying to tune.

   Rub some bacon on it.

Title: Re: "Rub Some Bacon On It" (for launched)
Post by: launched on June 02, 2012, 09:45:34 AM
Quote from: Gnasty on May 31, 2012, 12:44:12 PMI propose......

BACONFEST!!! ;D

It would be a delicious endeavor!! ;D



And, when my ten gallon hat's feelin' five gallons flat:

I hanker for a hunk of cheese.
I rub some bacon on it!
Title: Re: "Rub Some Bacon On It" (for launched)
Post by: Hilary on June 02, 2012, 10:27:08 AM
If you've lost your mojo and your feeling kinda low
stuck at home with nowhere to go
in a sticky predicament with all near and dear
Come on guys the solution is clear

RUB SOME BACON ON
crisp it up just right

RUB SOME BACON ON
keep it up all night

RUB SOME BACON ON
it's the solution all right

RUB SOME BACON ON
you so know that I'm right

xxx :)
Title: Re: "Rub Some Bacon On It" (for launched)
Post by: Bluesberry on June 03, 2012, 04:44:48 PM
Yeahhhhhh hooooooooo Bacon, I love bacon.
Title: Re: "Rub Some Bacon On It" (for launched)
Post by: Gnasty on June 03, 2012, 04:48:33 PM
Quote from: launched on June 02, 2012, 09:45:34 AM
Quote from: Gnasty on May 31, 2012, 12:44:12 PMI propose......

BACONFEST!!! ;D

It would be a delicious endeavor!! ;D
And, when my ten gallon hat's feelin' five gallons flat:
I hanker for a hunk of cheese.
I rub some bacon on it!

This is for you Mark! https://songcrafters.org/community/index.php?topic=15393.0;msg=192192 (https://songcrafters.org/forum/index.php?topic=15393.0;msg=192192)
Title: Re: "Rub Some Bacon On It" (for launched)
Post by: launched on June 05, 2012, 01:19:17 PM
Quote from: Gnasty on June 03, 2012, 04:48:33 PMThis is for you Mark! https://songcrafters.org/community/index.php?topic=15393.0;msg=192192 (https://songcrafters.org/forum/index.php?topic=15393.0;msg=192192)

Yes - I love it!
Title: Re: "Rub Some Bacon On It" (for launched)
Post by: Hilary on June 06, 2012, 05:26:04 AM
I would dedicate my song to you Mark - but it would be wrong in so many ways!
Title: Re: "Rub Some Bacon On It" (for launched)
Post by: launched on June 06, 2012, 05:35:39 PM
Quote from: Hilary on June 06, 2012, 05:26:04 AMI would dedicate my song to you Mark - but it would be wrong in so many ways!

Ha, I'm potentially flattered!!
Title: Re: "Rub Some Bacon On It" (for launched)
Post by: Hilary on June 07, 2012, 01:58:57 AM
QuoteHa, I'm potentially flattered!!

errr - you might not be quite so chuffed when you hear the full version (I'm adding a bit about premature ejaculation and not being able to get laid - well I needed to finish the song off now didn't I!)

Should be able to record/post it today - nothing personal Mark!!!!!!

just Bacon inspired and unfortunately my sense of humour  ;D
Title: Re: "Rub Some Bacon On It" (for launched)
Post by: thetworegs on June 07, 2012, 03:46:00 AM
sounds great can't wait.....oh!!! to late......
Title: Re: "Rub Some Bacon On It" (for launched)
Post by: Hilary on June 07, 2012, 04:25:17 AM
Quote from: thetworegs on June 07, 2012, 03:46:00 AMsounds great can't wait.....oh!!! to late......

ha ha ha
Title: Re: "Rub Some Bacon On It" (for launched)
Post by: launched on June 07, 2012, 06:32:56 AM
Quote from: thetworegs on June 07, 2012, 03:46:00 AMsounds great can't wait.....oh!!! to late......

You beat me to it...      Ope, you really beat me to it! ;D
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