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General Discussion => Just for Laughs => Topic started by: Speed Demon on February 06, 2012, 08:25:22 AM

Title: Man accused of eating human brain
Post by: Speed Demon on February 06, 2012, 08:25:22 AM
A Florida man charged with hacking a homeless Connecticut man to death with an ax and eating his brain was ordered Wednesday to undergo a psychiatric evaluation.

Tyree Lincoln Smith, 35, stared blankly as he stood with his hands chained behind his back during his arraignment
in Bridgeport Superior Court on a murder charge. It was his first court appearance since he was returned to Connecticut on Tuesday following his arrest last week in Lynn Haven, Fla.

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Title: Re: Man accused of eating human brain
Post by: Speed Demon on February 06, 2012, 09:52:07 AM
I do pause to wonder if he used ketchup or mustard with the brain food?

Was it a low-fat brain?

No salt?

Some cannibals are very weight-conscious.
Title: Re: Man accused of eating human brain
Post by: phantasm777 on February 06, 2012, 10:44:12 AM
well what do you expect from a brainless, drooling, staring off into space, moron? you are what you eat, and he needed a brain! :P
Title: Re: Man accused of eating human brain
Post by: Speed Demon on February 06, 2012, 10:53:23 AM
Watch what you say about him. He may well become our next president.

After years of watching supposedly intelligent people in government, making mind-staggeringly stupid decisions,
this guy might just be an improvement. At least we already know we cannot trust him.
Title: Re: Man accused of eating human brain
Post by: phantasm777 on February 06, 2012, 12:18:03 PM
like i said in facebook - i think in order to hold a gov. office in the usa, the law is that you have to have questionable intelligence and also be a millionaire. for some time, that seems to be the criteria.
Title: Re: Man accused of eating human brain
Post by: Rata-tat-tat on February 20, 2012, 02:59:23 PM
You thilly people... the blank stare... emotionless... psychiatric evaluation... Is it just me or is it obvious this guy is a "Zombie".
Title: Re: Man accused of eating human brain
Post by: Blooby on February 20, 2012, 03:58:54 PM

Always Florida (sigh)...
Title: Re: Man accused of eating human brain
Post by: Speed Demon on February 20, 2012, 08:43:00 PM
Blooby, did you know that sixty percent of the people that live in Florida have no idea where it is?
The other forty percent moved out as soon as they realized where they were. And they were dead.
Nice place.