yulefest Hey! Ho! merry christmas by satchwood and oldrottenhead

[Oldrottenhead]

altogether now Hey! Ho!..........



We're hanging up the tinsel
To decorate the tree
The fairy lights are working now
The fridge is full of beer

I'm standing 'neath the mistletoe
I'm hoping for a kiss
Here comes auntie beryl
And she's already pissed

Hey ho merry Christmas
Hey ho everyone
Hey ho merry Christmas
Hey ho let's have fun

The turkey's in the oven
The sprouts are peeled and boiled
And granny's in the comfy chair
I think that she's well oiled
The kids can't wait to open
The gifts from santa's sack
But dad's gone to the toilet
We'll have to wait till he gets back

Hey ho merry Christmas
Hey ho everyone
Hey ho merry Christmas
Hey ho let's have fun

Dinner's nearly ready
And dad's got out his knife
He's cutting up the turkey
I hope I get a slice
No chance of a leg then

I've overdone the eating
I think I might explode
No room for Christmas pudding
(silent belch) I think I have to go

Hey ho merry Christmas
Hey ho everyone
Hey ho merry Christmas
Hey ho let's have fun

We've opened up our presents
I got the usual socks
And all the kids are playing
With a great big cardboard box
And mum forgot the batteries
She does that every year
And granny's gone all maudling
And knocked over grandpa's beer

Hey ho merry Christmas
Hey ho everyone
Hey ho merry Christmas
Hey ho let's have fun
etc

music written and performed by tommy satchwood
vox/lyric by oldrottenhead

[Gritter]

This is awesome!

Tommy; excellent fun, hard rockin' driving tune...love it!
Jim; brilliant vocals and lyrics...You've put me there...I can picture it all!

Nice work...Merry Christmas!

[Gnasty]

What an awesome Christmas song guys!!! great driving bass and leads Tommy and those lyrics all so good. They suck you in with the story. This could make money out there for sure.

Spectacular song!!!

Merry Christmas!! Hare`s an early gift

[Damián]

Hey Ho Merry Christmas Hey Ho Everyone!!!

Let´s rock the Christmas tree!!!

As You said guys
Spectacular!!

Awesome!!

Merry Christmas!!!

[Saijinn Maas]

Now this is how you start off a Xmas holiday! Great collab you two!

[Wiley]

Great new Christmas song!!!   We need to resurrect new ones into the industry!!  Anyone know how to go about it!!  Some super posts for Christmas here!!  Love it guys!!
PJ

[Satchwood]

What a great song you turned this into Jim!!  Love it bro, Happy Christmas to ya!!   Great lyrics and vocals, you never cease to amaze me......

[Redler]

The best rockn roll x-mas song I have ever heard! I could imagine Joey Ramone (RIP) singing this. Fantastic job from you both!

Kari

[OsCKilO]

Awesome Guys!!!



Now THIS is a Christmas song!

Sir Cliff would be proud!!

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[Jim1970]

Now this Is a Christmas Tune!!! Hey Ho Merry Christmas EVERYONE!!

JIM