Do you make your own ringtones?

[ODH]

I wish I had a phone that was a phone and not a tart's handbag. I don't need apps for this and that. I don't need GPS to tell me where I am, (if I need to know where I am I know and if I don't know it's deliberate), I don't need to know what the weather's like, I follow Tim's advice and look out the window (out the window ).  In fact I don't really need a mobile phone, other people need me to have a mobile phone, you know I think that I have hit upon an idea.....

I only use a phone to let the missus know I need a lift back from the pub...