Gringo - Unmasked

[Gringo]

Ale is the new lager.

   Now I know, you is one sick puppy. Even Gringo Knows what is good beer.

[henwrench]

oh, sweet jesus..... what has she been doing now???     Gringo snores, I've gotta sleep now, work tomorrow, my lap top is warm..... Just take it with a pinch of salt, everyone.... Gringo's back.

                                                     henwrench

[Gnasty]

oh, sweet jesus..... what has she been doing now???     Gringo snores, I've gotta sleep now, work tomorrow, my lap top is warm..... Just take it with a pinch of salt, everyone.... Gringo's back.

                                                     henwrench

BB and  I had fun chatting with her, but she might of put more than a pinch of salt in some peoples wounds today!!

[Ferryman]

Gringo vs Lobster Man - the movie.

It's happening in my head right now.....................

[Donna D]

Oh, dang! Another of Life's sweet illusions bitterly shattered! 

In my short acquaintance with Gringo (after reading all of his/its/her posts last night), I'd quite come to like him/it/her.   (Though I did wonder where his/its/her own songs were... )

Donna

[Ferryman]

Donna, you're new here, so you may be unaware that Gringo is an enigma which emerges when Henwrench's guarding spells around his PC get too weak to protect us from his/her/its warped (but rather fun) influence.

Though I did wonder where his/its/her own songs were...

Gringo's songs exist in the gap between nightmares and reality. Or in the Mexican enclave in Cornwall. Either way, it's a pretty tiny space.

[Geir]

Could it be that Gringo is the original composer of Autumn Song It sure has some of his/her/its qualities !

[Ferryman]

Oh no, could it be that Gringo is really smalltins of fruit? Perhaps smalltins of fruit is the "him" manifestation of the Gringo him/her/it triumvirate. Take a look at smalltins of fruit's picture - him appears to be a middle-aged bald man in a garden centre. Is Lobster Boy the "it" manifestation of Gringo? Is smalltins of fruit/Gringo/Lobster Boy a pan dimensional being that could be the new Flying Spaghetti Monster? We'll have to ask the Reverend ORH. Is heaven in fact a garden centre instead of a mountain with trees and a beer fountain?

So many questions, so few answers.

(Autumn Song is here in case you don't know it: https://songcrafters.org/community/index.php?topic=5027.0)

[Bluesberry]

Nigel, you are a flipping genius, your questions are all making sense to me here this morning.  I believe we have stumbled onto a new, unknown deity.  A new religion in the making.  We need to spread the word far and wide.  We don't have too much time.  Its almost 2012 you know.  ORH, where are you, we need a song to guide us through these troubled times.

A holy trinity of smalltins of fruit/Gringo/Lobster Boy is just what the world needs right now to lead us to the holy promised land of the celestial garden center.  WOW, mind = blown this morning.

[Ferryman]

It was Geir that revealed the link - he must be our prophet. And of course Donna identified stof/Gr/LB as a triumvirate "him/her/it", so she must be a prophet also. And of course you revealed Lobster Boy in all his pink glory, so you must be a prophet as well. I am just at a complete loss (which makes prophet and loss, ta raaa!).

Brothers and sisters, please join with me in the singing of hymn number 1, "Autumn Song", while we await the arrival of the Reverend ORH for our first service together to celebrate the revelation of stof/Gr/LB. The celestial garden centre beckons - I can smell the holy mulch now.

Now remind me, which planet was I on?