Gringo - Unmasked

[OsCKilO]

I like the dance from the Pimms advert!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az0MEs9OE9w

[Vanncad]

I threw the horse over the fence some hay.

[OsCKilO]

I threw the horse over the fence some hay.

Did you have to do this to it as well?

[Ted]

A suitable punishment may involve the recording of snoring

One night I was lying in bed, reading on the laptop.  My lovely wife was making chainsaw noises next to me. 

I thought: Laptop. Built-in mic. Audacity. Easy!

She's yet to commit an offense equal to the punishment of my publishing the recording, but I keep the file on my computer desktop, and am ready if the moment for retribution ever comes.

While you here do snoring lie,
Open-eyed conspiracy
His time doth take.
If of life you keep a care,
Shake off slumber, and beware.
Awake, Awake!

[Satchwood]

Ha, that's great Ted!

[henwrench]

Ha, that's great Ted!

Nice one, Ted!!  Cool post.

                                             henwrench

[Satchwood]

So Henny, do you have any "chainsaw" snoring recordings from the Evil Mrs Henwrench?  Are they in the background of your latest masterpiece?

Maybe Gringo is more of a Flamenco stylist?

[Gringo]

Bump this for the peoples who take all of their lives too seriously. That stinking, toothless bastardo that some of you know as henwrench will be home soon. Gringo Lives. I WILL BE BACK. If I freak you out, be proud and say it loud, G R I N G O.             I was gonna swear horribly then, but I didn't.    C*nts.

[Gnasty]

Make sure you at least learn a Flamenco tune before you come back!!!

You sure can taco the taco so make sure you can walko the walko!! 

[Bluesberry]

Its like a vortex that has pulled a vacuum into its heart, only to realize that it has gotten itself turned inside out and cant get back to its original state, thats what the idea of Gringo makes me feel  like.  Its that simple in its complexity (or was that complex in its simplicity...I seem to have gotten all turned around here).  Black is the new white.  Ale is the new lager.