when i wake up in the morning

[Oldrottenhead]

i will have no recall

so geeza reminder or a wee bump tae jig ma memory

thax fuj fir speel chex

[Geir]

Now when's google gonna fix that drunken scotch to plain English  translator ?

[launched]

Let's see, how do we jog Jim's memory as to what he did last night?

Here we go:

1. Ran naked through the streets - Check
2. French kissed the Queen of England - Check
3. Scratched and sniffed... - Check 
4. Found a nice little grassy ditch to lie down in - Check!
5. Woke up with a bad back and a crooked neck - Check!

Anything else you want to know, I'm here for you buddy!! 

Come to think of it, maybe that's what I did last night. Except swap the Queen of England with Hillary Clinton. Blech!!

[Oldrottenhead]

apologies for last night have just read some of my posts time to go on the wagon methinks

[Migs]

apologies for last night have just read some of my posts time to go on the wagon methinks

No, don't do it.  That will leave me as the only alcoholic in here. 

[Davo]

apologies for last night have just read some of my posts time to go on the wagon methinks

No, don't do it.  That will leave me as the only alcoholic in here. 

I dont know about that.
I just watched the John Adams HBO series-and now its rum time.
No work till monday morning so its drizzy as a skizzy time.

[launched]

It's ok, Jim! Been there, done that. You'll be good as new tonight!

[Greeny]

Sounds like you need a drink. Just to calm your nerves.

When you start drinking cooking sherry for breakfast - that's when you have to start worrying, lol. You don't do you??!

[SdC]

og ah kannae be boddrd ta reed most a wadja wrait anniweez 

[Oldrottenhead]

og ah kannae be boddrd ta reed most a wadja wrait anniweez  Tongue

i put that through babelfish from dutch to english and got this "og ah kannae be boddrd ta drove most a wadja wrait anniweez"
 and im sober but get kinda queezy reading that