What's the worst lyrics you've ever heard?

[Greeny]

Spandau Ballet and Duran Duran both consistently spewed out the most preposterous, infantile and idiotic lyrics imaginable. A couple of examples for evidence:

Gold - Spandau Ballet

Thank you for coming home
Im sorry that the chairs are all worn
I left them here I could have sworn
These are my salad days
Slowly being eaten away
Just another play for today
Oh but Im proud of you,but Im proud of you
Theres nothing left to make me feel small
Luck has left me standing so tall
Gold
Always believe in your soul
Youve got the power to know
Youre indestructable

Communication - Spandau Ballet:

I'm sitting here, waiting by the telephone,
Waiting for the bell to ring,
Short change, fumble,
Dial-a-heart trouble,
And I ain't got time for searching through the rubble, oh no!
Well, I know-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!

... WTF??!

I could go on and on with these. But it's too painful to read them!!!!

[T.C. Elliott]

You want I should just list all my song titles?

[OsCKilO]

http://soundclick.com/share?songid=8134706







-Lyrics-

Time of the Month by T.Mokbul




The Lights are on but No-body's home.....

The Lights are on but No-body's home again.....

Seems what I say you Can not Comprehend....

A Message that I have no time to send.....

Just walked through the door and you're on my case again.....

I can see that it's broke........... And it needs a Mend.........


It's The Time of the month again, And Your angry at me.....

Time of the month again, And Your angry at me.....

Baby....

When will it come to an end..... An end , An end........





The Lights are on but No-body's home again.....

It Seems One thing you Can not Comprehend....

The Message Message that I have no time to send.....

Just walked through the door and you're on my case again.....

I can see that it's broke........... And it needs a Mend.........


It's The Time of the month again, And Your angry at me.....

Time of the month again, And Your angry at me.....

Baby....

When is it going to end.....



I say now Baby.........

Won't you leave it a little bit longer...

So I can get that Little bit Stronger..........

So I...

May Talk ....

To you....


So I May Talk to You........

So I May Talk to You........




It's The Time of the month again, And Your angry at me.....

Time of the month again, And Your angry at me.....


Now........

[bruno]

Ian Gillan always did great music with the most bizarre lyrics

eg

Is your smile just a smile or is it just a trick
To make me walk another mile, I must be so thick
I'm going where I've set my eyes on
Way behind that blue horizon

and

Keep your hands on my lever
Watch it while i stab your beaver
He's no good he's no more boy
I'm the ruler he's the poor boy

[Blooby]

Watch it while i stab your beaver

I almost pissed myself I laughed so hard. I'm looking at the monitor through teary eyes still.

[Blooby]

Good lord, that was funny.

[bruno]

Glad you enjoyed Blooby :-)

Been racking my brain for real bad lyrics, then I remembered my all time favourite worst band ever, I bought the album in bargain bucket in WH Smiths for 25p, coz I thought it looked cool. Good value for money, coz it kept me amused for years :-) The super pretentious Gnidrolog, one of the tracks ....

SNAILS

Augustine, Victoria, Pictoria – et moi
Life is changing – changing
Clandestine, pre-philistine, euphoria
In me the battles raging – raging
Poor snail with big shell on back
Drags down to glitter cinder track
Only to find
That the weight has perverted her mind

Pentagon, Victorian, Historian – et moi
The windows misty – misty
Hilarious, Precarious, 'Voltarious'
In me my shell is heavy – heavy
Curtail this please with expediency
Aim for love and harmony
And you'll find that the weight of your shell
Has perverted your mind
Has perverted your mind ... is me


and if you want a listen .... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cglAk-JXq4


You can even sing along :-)

[Ferryman]

I must be a proghead because I quite like those lyrics...... Kind of thing I might still write. Sort of sixth form public school stuff, about my level of emotional maturity!

[64Guitars]

a-Pompidou   Pompidou   la-la-la
Pompi dumpy-dumpy  doo  doo  doo   pi-do-do
a-Pompidou   Pompidou   la-la-la
Pompi dumpy-dumpy  doooooo   do-do-pomp

a-Pompidou   Pompidou   la-la-la
Pompi dumpy-dumpy  doo  doo  doo  do-do
a-Pompidou   Pompidou   la-la-la
Pompi dumpy-dumpy  doooooooooo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecwW7Il3FUg