Self-help Love (w/ voices of Stephen)

[Zoltan]

I tried to do a Valentine's Day song. Honest. But i'm not sure it came out right.

The world's a funny place so i do understand if this is not fit for the festival submission. I submit to the decisions of the jury. I shall raise no stink.

Anyway here's a little ditty that's NSFW (depending on where you work).

Elvis had Jordanaires, The Temptations. I had the voices of erm... Steph... anie? Maybe get that water checked? Thanks for the help!



SELF-HELP LOVE

V1
My brother was a nutter
From a different mother
Didn't really know how to read, or write

Came a Piston Pie
Told a dirty lie
Livin' and lovin'
Means giving your freedom away

CH:
No mouths to feed
easy to clean
Self-help love
is all you need

V2
Mah sister had a twisted leg
She took it to her bed
Kept the men well satisfied

Once had a diamond ring
Got lost in a bad fling
Got stuck where the sun don't shine

Shot down in a one time thing
Still hurts my
dingaling
...
I'm occupied

CH:
No mouths to feed
easy to clean
Self-help love
is all you need

no dates tonight
I'm occupied
Self-help love
Is all you need

[Ted]

Your philosophical side is showing – and I know you try to hide it. My vote counts for nothing, but I vote Yes! Put it in the Valentines Day Fest!

This pushes many good buttons: X (the band, not the fascist social media platform), Divine Horsemen, and an obscure song called "TV God" by Dana Lyons.

But it's none of those.

[StephenM]

you are tickling my insides Zoltan.... oh my!

[Ray Brookes]

St. Valentines Day classic and great for the fest. Not the usual soppy lovey-dovey slush that Valentine's Day presents, more a punkish love song, especially with Yoko singing away in the background. Joking apart, very tastefully produced and arranged.

[Pru]

nice rocking track especially for valentines day if you're a punk rocker.

[DarrenG / The Devil's Toupee]

It's a great rocking song,set to a valentines lyric..don't think I've ever heard that done before..haha, I love it. The music is great, love the guitars and drums. Lyrics and vocals..awesome.

[Pete C]

You and Steve are made for each other ! Great song !

Pete

[Bluesberry]

I for one totally love this....yup this is as cool as a Finnish fjord in February ...yes sirree