Happy Birthday Oldrottenhead

[Ted]

Happy Birthday ORH.

I found something that writes lyrics even faster than you do: OpenAI.

These are the instructions I gave:

write a song about Oldrottenhead, a prolific songwriter, on his birthday, insinuating that he might be drunk on Scotch whisky

These were the results, in about 30 seconds:

It's Oldrottenhead's birthday today
He's a songwriter, a wordsmith, they say
He's been writing for years, pouring out his heart
Into melodies and lyrics, right from the start

Chorus:
Oldrottenhead, Oldrottenhead
He's got a way with words, he never says dead
But on his birthday, he's feeling fine
He's probably drunk on Scotch whisky, all the time

Verse 2:
He's got a knack for crafting a tune
A voice that's rich and deep, it's all his own
He's a master of his craft, a true artist at heart
He's been making music right from the start

Chorus:
Oldrottenhead, Oldrottenhead
He's got a way with words, he never says dead
But on his birthday, he's feeling fine
He's probably drunk on Scotch whisky, all the time

Bridge:
He's had his ups and downs, but he's always persevered
His passion for music, it's never been deterred
He's a true inspiration, a shining light
So let's raise a glass to Oldrottenhead tonight

Chorus:
Oldrottenhead, Oldrottenhead
He's got a way with words, he never says dead
But on his birthday, he's feeling fine
He's probably drunk on Scotch whisky, all the time

[Oldrottenhead]

Haha! Stunningly accurate tho I did indulge in some Japanese whiskey too