MIS-HEARD LYRICS

Started by Greeny, June 16, 2009, 03:24:28 AM

Migs

Was away with some people playing a Cold Chisel song with the lyric:

"loves me like a sister ... loves me like an only child"

I started listening to a girl singing ...

"loves me like a sea slug ... loves me like an only child.

She refused to believe she had the lyric wrong even when I pointed out the more sensible alternative to her version.
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Bosko Schwartz

Awesome thread!  Here are a couple of favorites, as quoted by my wife:

"Secret Asian Man."  (Secret Agent Man by Johnny Rivers)

"Life would be ecstacy, you and me and Leslie."  ("... you and me endlessly," Groovin' by The Rascals.)
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Geir

Quote from: oldrottenhead on June 24, 2009, 01:00:46 PMjust listened to hurricane by myself and satchwood. sounds like. you are like a hurricane there's cum in your eyes, am sure i sang calm
You durti man !!!!

The old lads in deep purple had a laugh when Joe Lynn Turner first sang Truth Hurts :
You know my willy's broken ..........
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I cant understand a word of Our Most recent song!!!!!!!

Nor can Tel............

And he cant remember the bloddy lyrics, because he made them up on the bleeding spot!

F**king Stairwell!

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ianjm

Michael Jackson (rip) in smooth criminal sounds like

`Annie get your oatcakes`

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dasilvasings

I think you forgot to mention sex pistol's

"god shave the queen"
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Saijinn Maas

Quote from: SharksDontSleep on June 19, 2009, 01:06:49 PMOh yeah ... and don't forget the amazing

Ken Lee
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Can't believe I never saw this thread!

This is too frickin funny!!!  LOL

Gnasty


I have a ton of these and i`ll post as soon as i remember them all.

Here`s one that`s hilarious. In Metallica`s Enter Sandman it sounds like he says....

Dreams of War, Dreams of Liars, Dreams of Dragon`s Fire and a Baked Apple Pie...LMAO

But he really says And the things that will Bite..It`s funny when you listen. ;D
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Gritter

The best one I know is from a girl I went to high school with;

"I'll never leave your pizza burning" by the Rolling Stones (Beast of Burden).

Greeny

Quote from: Gritter on June 14, 2010, 03:27:54 PMThe best one I know is from a girl I went to high school with;

"I'll never leave your pizza burning" by the Rolling Stones (Beast of Burden).

Genius!