Post your ailments!

[StevieM]

Yeh, but he's not too bad a player to start with
C'mon, I've got to have SOME sort of excuse

[jackofall]

The latest news is that stem cell therapy will soon be helping the blind. I hope deafness might be next. Eventually they will be able to replace any worn out or broken part and we'll never die! I can't work out how to replace a worn out brain though without losing yourself in the process....

[marcus_gloom]

i feel my finger becoming stiffer as the years go by, and im thirty.

my gosh, i wonder what will happen to my fingers in ten years time.

 
 

[Migs]

Hey, I just got myself a new one or two.  Fell down a flight of stairs and busted a couple of ribs.  Then *only* up side to this, the nurses at hospital were pretty.  Wouldn't recommend it just for that though.

[henry b]

I,ve got Post Polio Syndrome, only affects my right leg  , so can still get on with it.

[Flash Harry]

I'm bald. It's really debilitating.

I can't face going into a hardressers shop. I can't buy shampoo. Gell is a no-no. I can't headbang. I have to wear a hat in the sun. People point at me and say 'Hey isn't that bald bloke off microrecorders?'

It's simply awful.

[Tony]

I'm bald. It's really debilitating.

I can't face going into a hardressers shop. I can't buy shampoo. Gell is a no-no. I can't headbang. I have to wear a hat in the sun. People point at me and say 'Hey isn't that bald bloke off microrecorders?'

It's simply awful.

Aaahhh!  I finally get it.  That's why you are the eggman.  Nothing to do with the Beatles. 

Bald, phew! And you shared.

[SE]

Exceptionally funny FH you had me laughing out loud!!!!

[Greeny]

teeth and hair... I'm watching them both go with age. Apart from that (and a touch of arthritis in my fretting fingers, a malfunctioning liver, glasses, terrible mood swings, aching joints etc etc), I'm in real good shape 

[Oldrottenhead]

i had a dodgy tapas last night, phoned in my first sicky in a long time, being at my pc is the furthest ive been away from my bathroom all morning. oooooooooooo gotta run.