Art Bollocks Statement Generator

[Greeny]

When you're at a loss to describe your 'art', try this... 

http://www.artybollocks.com/

e.g.

My work explores the relationship between gender politics and emotional memories.

With influences as diverse as Blake and Frida Kahlo, new insights are manufactured from both simple and complex structures.

Ever since I was a student I have been fascinated by the unrelenting divergence of the universe. What starts out as triumph soon becomes finessed into a hegemony of lust, leaving only a sense of unreality and the unlikelihood of a new synthesis.

As subtle forms become frozen through emergent and repetitive practice, the viewer is left with a hymn to the possibilities of our existence.

[Blooby]

My work explores the relationship between new class identities and skateboard ethics.

With influences as diverse as Machiavelli and John Cage, new variations are manufactured from both traditional and modern discourse.

Ever since I was a postgraduate I have been fascinated by the essential unreality of relationships. What starts out as yearning soon becomes corroded into a carnival of distress, leaving only a sense of nihilism and the prospect of a new beginning.

As spatial replicas become transformed through frantic and diverse practice, the viewer is left with an epitaph for the edges of our culture.

Bruce "The Bloob" Johnson

[Greeny]

My work explores the relationship between new class identities and skateboard ethics.

With influences as diverse as Machiavelli and John Cage, new variations are manufactured from both traditional and modern discourse.

Ever since I was a postgraduate I have been fascinated by the essential unreality of relationships. What starts out as yearning soon becomes corroded into a carnival of distress, leaving only a sense of nihilism and the prospect of a new beginning.

As spatial replicas become transformed through frantic and diverse practice, the viewer is left with an epitaph for the edges of our culture.

Bruce "The Bloob" Johnson

You should introduce your next live performance like this. Then burp loudly into the microphone!

Love that 'carnival of distress' label. Fits perfectly with the Museum of Oddities!

[Flash Harry]

My work explores the relationship between Bauhausian sensibilities and life as performance.

With influences as diverse as Kafka and John Lennon, new synergies are manufactured from both opaque and transparent dialogues.

Ever since I was a child I have been fascinated by the unrelenting divergence of the zeitgeist. What starts out as triumph soon becomes debased into a dialectic of distress, leaving only a sense of unreality and the chance of a new understanding.

As temporal phenomena become frozen through boundaried and critical practice, the viewer is left with an insight into the inaccuracies of our era.


Mike 'Flash Harry', 'Mikey Bass' Bollockchops

[henwrench]

You should introduce your next live performance like this. Then burp loudly into the microphone!

         

[Blooby]

Bauhausian Sensibilities

Band name alert!

[Flash Harry]

I claim that one

[Geir]

oh no !!!!!

nerd alert !!!!!!

[Flash Harry]

And now on The Earl Grey Whsitling testicle...

Bauhausian Sensibilites with their latest tyrack, "Why does it hurt when I belch. Have I got too pretty a mouth?"

[Geir]

Weirdos !!!