A pirate walks into a bar.....

[tkofaith]

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants.  The bartender says, "Wow, you've got a steering wheel sticking out of your pants!"  The pirate replies, "Aaaarghhh, it's been driving me nuts all day!"

[StevieM]

 

[guitarron]

"that joke is "actually" funny" says randy

[tkofaith]

I laughed out loud when I heard that!  My wife was in the other room.  When I told it to her she said, "You would laugh at something like that!"  Yes I would!

[beleg]

A club sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."

[StevieM]

A duck walks into a bar, say's to the barman  "Got any fish?"
"Sorry" say's the barman, we don't sell fish. The duck walks out.
The next day the duck walks into the bar again, "Got any fish?"
"Look, I told you yesterday, we don't sell fish, go away"
The next day the Duck goes back in to the bar "Got any fish?"
"Bugger off, and don't come back, WE DON'T SELL FISH" The barman shouted.
The next day the duck walks in again "Got any fish?"
The barman, absolutely livid by now, say's " You ask me for fish again I'll nail your beak to the bar".
"Got a hammer?" asks the duck
"No" said the barman
"Got any fish?"

[beleg]

A neutron went into a bar and asked the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."

[tkofaith]

A duck walks into a bar, say's to the barman  "Got any fish?"
"Sorry" say's the barman, we don't sell fish. The duck walks out.
The next day the duck walks into the bar again, "Got any fish?"
"Look, I told you yesterday, we don't sell fish, go away"
The next day the Duck goes back in to the bar "Got any fish?"
"Bugger off, and don't come back, WE DON'T SELL FISH" The barman shouted.
The next day the duck walks in again "Got any fish?"
The barman, absolutely livid by now, say's " You ask me for fish again I'll nail your beak to the bar".
"Got a hammer?" asks the duck
"No" said the barman
"Got any fish?"

He he he he!

[tkofaith]

A neutron went into a bar and asked the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."

Wow....geek humor....on this cool site, too!  LOL very cute. 

[Ferryman]

An atom walks into a bar and says "Help, I've lost an electron!". The barman says "Are you sure?". The atom replies: "Yes, I'm positive."

More geek humour.....