Sound of Sirens (Simon & Garfunkel Parody)

[Rata-tat-tat]

Did this one to a backer I pulled from somewhere out there in cyber space...Adult in nature...with adult language... The story is fiction... no neighbors/ mechanics /Gimps or spouses where injured during the writing of this track!!!


I might be injured after my wife hears this!!!  

Sound of Sirens (Simon & Garfunkel Parody)
Hello Bar stool my old friend
I've come to sit on you again
Because I just caught my wife cheating
Stupid bitch thought I was sleeping
And that little voice that echoed in my brain... soon became
Became the sound of sirens

And as I busted through the door
Only to find that little whore
Was into S&M and group orgies
Throwing parties while I was working
And the vision of the neighborhood around my wife
It just aint right
I heard the sound of sirens

And as he scrambled from the bed
I kicked my fuckin neighbor Ted
Stupid fucker borrows tools from me
He's got my router bit for mortising
Never seen so many tools crowded in one room in all my life
Or in my wife
I heard the sound of sirens

And I picked up my baseball bat
And swung it at some punk named Matt
I smashed the outside of both his knees
He laid there on the floor grimacing
And with my sites tuned in to the ball gag in his mouth
I knocked it out
I heard the sound of sirens

Punched our mechanic Fred
One of the 3 around her head
Now I see why Fred's been billing me
Wasn't  just my car he's servicing
And I'm sure I'll be going away for a real long time
So keep the drinks coming
Till I hear the sound of sirens

[Hilary]

Thank the Lord - I don't feel quite so isolated now! Nicely done Todd and very funny  

[thetworegs]

Good one Todd.......

[Farrell Jackson]

LOL Rata! You are one crazy dude.......Besides the funny lyric ( those fictional bastards deserved all you threw at  them!) I liked your singing on this and real good harmony work!

Farrell

[64Guitars]

Brilliant! I love parodies. You should have done this a couple of years ago for Comedy/Novelty/Parody Fest.

Well done, Weird Tod.

[Rata-tat-tat]

Thanks guys... glad you liked... now I must go back into hiding!!!

[Tony W]

This is straight up awesome Tod! There's so many angles that I would have taken with the lyrics, and expected, but you went another direction and it was way WAY more spectacular. I totally fucking dig it!

[Vanncad]

This is freakin' hilarious Tod!

I'm laughing my ass off right now. You're really killing me man.
You have a dark gift my friend. 

P.S. - I would be willing to bet money that no-one has ever used "mortising" in a song lyric before. (Maybe 64 will research it?)

This is priceless man!

A+

[64Guitars]

P.S. - I would be willing to bet money that no-one has ever used "mortising" in a song lyric before. (Maybe 64 will research it?)

Can't find any, although I think there are one or two with "mortise".

[Rata-tat-tat]

Somehow I knew you would pick up on the mortising line Vann.... Funny stuff!!!