General Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: 64Guitars on October 13, 2010, 02:27:07 PM
Title: Comedy/novelty/parody songs
Post by: 64Guitars on October 13, 2010, 02:27:07 PM
Since Comedy/novelty/parody songs is currently the most popular choice in the theme fest poll, I thought it would be fun to post some YouTube videos of favourite Comedy/novelty/parody songs to inspire everyone for the festival (assuming it wins).
As BeatlesFest and PirateFest come to a close, this one seems especially appropriate since it's a Beatles parody and features a pirate in the video.
Asked a girl to go driving with me See the country in my SUV Pulled into the station, the sign was obscene The pump was hooked up to a cash machine
I can't afford to drive my car Fifty bucks won't get me far Baby you can push my car And maybe I'll help you Beep beep it ain't cheep, yeah
I had a friend, said his hybrid is good Cuz they've got batteries under the hood Owning a Prius is all very cool But I've got a gas hog that guzzles the fuel
I can't afford to drive my car Fifty bucks won't get me far Gonna have to push that car Or maybe I'll buy a mule Beep beep it ain't cheep, yeah Beep beep it ain't cheep, yeah Beep beep it ain't cheep, yeah...
So, everyone start searching at YouTube and post your favourites.
Which artists to search for? These links should help...
Well, I went for a drive in my pickup truck. I picked up my girl, 'cause I wanted to Show her my gloves, 'cause she had on her mitts, And I blushed brightly when she showed me her Perfume that she buys whenever Avon calls, So I took off my pants, and I showed her my Polka-dot undies! My polka-dot undies!
Yeah, my polka-dot undies from Miracle Mart. I said, "Look, be careful, I think I'm gonna Turn a sharp corner, and go up on the grass." She leaned out the window, and I thought I saw her Pointing to something that flashed by real quick. She said, "Hey, look at that! It looks just like your Polka-dot undies!" Polka-dot undies!
Yeah, my polka-dot undies that I wear back-to-front. She smiled and she said, "Have you seen my Brother's new car? The one that he stole?" Then she asked me to look up her Whole damn family, and I went into shock When I found out it was her sister who really liked Polka-dot undies! Polka-dot undies! Yeah!
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Well, I took her out to dinner, but on one thing she was firm: She'd swallow almost anything, except for Stories that her brother didn't like birds, But hung around leather bars, and liked to eat Fish and chips, and he still sucked his thumb. I said, "I don't mind!" And she kissed me on my Polka-dot undies! My polka-dot undies!
I kissed her softly, and I said, "I'll tell you what. Let's roll up the windows, and I'll eat your Last bar of chocolate - the one that's in the parcel." She said, "No, no, no", and she called me a Taxi. And I said, "I beg your pardon! But get me home real fast before I lose my Polka-dot undies!" Polka-dot undies!
The moral of this story, like a jewel it is gleamin'. But you'll never find it in a glass of warm Milk or tea, 'cause it will not fit, And you probably already think I am full of Vague innuendos and double-meanin' rhymes. But I'll tell you that obscenity is all in your Polka-dot undies! Your polka-dot undies! Yeah, your edible undies! Your polka-dot undies! Yeah!
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Post by: Geir on October 13, 2010, 03:50:09 PM
rofl
yeah a good one :D
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Post by: 64Guitars on October 13, 2010, 03:54:44 PM
Ridin' in a bus down the boulevard, And the place was pretty packed. I couldn't find a seat, so I had to stand, With the perverts in the back. It was smellin' like a locker room. There was junk all over the floor. We're already packed in like sardines, But we're stoppin' to pick up more. Look out!
Another one rides the bus-ah. Another one rides the bus-ah. And another comes on, And another comes on. Another one rides the bus-ah. Hey! He's gonna sit by you. Another one rides the bus.
There's a suitcase pokin' me in the ribs. There's an elbow in my ear. There's a smelly old bum standin' next to me. He hasn't showered in a year. Well, I think I'm missin' a contact lens. I think my wallet's gone. And I think this bus is stoppin' again, To let a couple more freaks get on. Look out!
Another one rides the bus-ah. Another one rides the bus-ah. And another comes on, And another comes on. Another one rides the bus-ah. Hey! He's gonna sit by you. Another one rides the bus.
Another one rides the bus. Another one rides the bus--ow! Another one rides the bus--hey, hey! Another one rides the bus--hey-y-y-y!
The window doesn't open, and the fan is broke, And my face is turnin' blue. I haven't been in a crowd like this Since I went to see The Who. Well, I should'a got off a couple miles ago, But I couldn't get to the door. There isn't any room for me to breathe. Now we're gonna pick up more, yeah!
Another one rides the bus-ah. Another one rides the bus-ah. And another comes on, And another comes on. Another one rides the bus-ah. Hey! He's gonna sit by you. Another one rides the bus.
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Post by: 64Guitars on October 13, 2010, 07:44:01 PM
Aunt Bea in the kitchen, Lousy pickles, Good friend chicken, Helen Crump, Otis drunk, Emmett's Fixit Shop
Criminals would come to town, Fearless Fife tracks 'em down, His eye would pop, His gun would drop, He's our favourite TV cop
We love Barney Fife... He's the Deputy of Mayberry We love Barney Fife... He upholds the law with Opie's pa
Floyd the barber cuttin' hair, Howard Sprague, Barber chair, Barney's job is never done, Law and order's in his blood, His shaky gun is at your service, Catchin' crooks makes him nervous, Thelma Lou's offical stud, Nip it Nip it in the bud (This is Deputy Fife speakin' And I'm armed!!!)
Andy plays the guitar, Barney's in the squad car, Driving Mayberry nuts, He's a law enforcement klutz
Ticket writing everyone, He's got one bullet for his gun, Bad guys are on the run, Book 'em Barney Murder one!
We love Barney Fife... He's the Deputy of Mayberry... Andy Griffith is our life (Yeah yeah yeah), When the show is done We'll watch another one (Re-run, re-run, re-run) WE LOVE BARNEY FIFE!
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Post by: 64Guitars on October 13, 2010, 08:50:06 PM
My momma talkin' to me tryin' to tell me how to live But I don't listen to her 'cause my head is like a sieve My daddy, he disowned me 'cause I wear my sister's clothes He caught me in the bathroom with a pair of pantyhose
My basketball coach, he done kicked me off the team For wearin' high-heel sneakers and actin' like a queen
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The world's comin' to an end, I don't even care As long as I can have a limo and my orange hair And it don't bother me if people think I'm "funny" 'Cause I'm a big rock star and I'm makin' lots of money money, money, money, money, money, money Ahhh! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
I'm so bloody rich! Ha ha ha ha I own apartment buildings and shopping centers! Ha ha ha ha And I only know three chords! Ha ha ha ha
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Post by: 64Guitars on October 13, 2010, 09:34:17 PM
Hey, where is everyone?
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Post by: 64Guitars on October 13, 2010, 09:35:10 PM
Bisexual bisexual bisexual I want to try it Bisexual bisexual bisexual I want to date a bisexual I want to date a dyke I want to date a bisexual I can't decide which sex I like
Is it wrong? Is it right? If you're weird I'm uptight! Is that strange? Let me say, man, guys were never my scene But I do like show tunes I want guys! I want girls! Why deprive half the world? Am I gay? Am I straight? I don't think I'm a Peter Pan, Nancy boy or girly man, Cause all I want to be is'
Bisexual bisexual bisexual I just might be a bisexual bisexual bisexual I think I might be bisexual There's nothing I don't like I want to try it bisexual I can't decide which'
Bisexual dating's the in-thing today That Brad Pitt's such a cutie, Oh, yeah Taking your swings from both sides of the plate You get twice as much booty, Oh, yeah On your marks, get set, go
Bisexual bisexual bisexual Bisexual bisexual bisexual I want to date a Bisexual bisexual bisexual I want to date a bisexual I want to date a dyke I want to date a bisexual I can't decide which sex I like
Title: Re: Comedy/novelty/parody songs
Post by: 64Guitars on October 14, 2010, 12:33:30 AM
There are lots of great parodies at bobrivers.com (http://www.bobrivers.com).
What An Ugly Man He Was (Parody of "Lucky Man" by Emerson Lake & Palmer)
He had one eyebrow And pimples by the score And when he was walking His knuckles dragged on the floor
Oooh what an ugly man he was Oooh what an ugly man he was
White flakes of dandruff They fell off of his head And Coke bottle glasses And breath like Mr. Ed
Oooh what an ugly man he was Oooh what an ugly man he was
He went by himself To his high school senior prom The day he was born The Doctor slapped his mom
Oooh what an ugly man he was Oooh what an ugly man he was
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Post by: 64Guitars on October 14, 2010, 12:50:55 AM
"Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow!" (Parody of "Let it Snow")
Oh, the weather outside was whitening 'Til the dog did something frightening He's got no other place to go Yellow snow, yellow snow, yellow snow
And he doesn't show signs of stopping As he sniffs around his dropping You see him everywhere you go In the snow, yellow snow, yellow snow
When he finally goes outside He'll be frolicking 'round in the storm He'll be marking our yard with pride You can tell by the steam that it's warm
When the snow begins its thawing It reveals those puppy drawings He's a frisky little pooch van Gogh Yellow snow, yellow snow, yellow snow
Come here, Yeller. Come on boy. Good doggie.
Oh, not on Frosty.
He'll be marking our yard with pride You can tell by the steam that it's warm
Well, he's happy and his tail starts waggin' But the snowman's left side is saggin' There's a little puddle right below Yellow snow, yellow snow, yellow snow Yellow snow, yellow snow
Yellow snow Little patches of yellow snow Yellow snow Little patches where Fido goes
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Post by: 64Guitars on October 14, 2010, 01:03:25 AM
Osckilo should do this one...
"You Chesty Thing" (Parody of "You Sexy Thing" by Hot Chocolate)
I believe in silicone Where are they from? You chesty thing (busty thing, you) Can't believe them breasticles Bet they weigh a ton You chesty thing
Where did they come from baby? How did you grow them honeydew? You gotta know they're everything I prayed for You gotta know they're worth more than you paid for Yes I know that I'm one of the homely people But now you're dancing next to me in 38 double-Ds
I believe in silicone Here they come You chesty thing (chesty thing, you) Nice and round and spherical You chesty thing
Oh! Slap me I love the way you shake em' baby I love the way you shake em' Mama Come over here and slap me baby Love the way you flap around me
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Post by: 64Guitars on October 14, 2010, 01:15:49 AM
"You Don't Smell Like Flowers" Parody of "You Don't Bring Me Flowers" by Barbra Streisand and Neil Diamond
You don't take a shower You don't put the seat down You hardly cook for me anymore When I come home from the bar Where I spend half the day
And I remember when your manners didn't bug me You used to aim when you'd pee Now after frank 'n beans, late at night Well, I can't hold it in so I just let it fly And it stinks like a meadow full of steaming cow pies
You could say "excuse me" You could turn the fan on You don't smell like flowers anymore
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Post by: 64Guitars on October 14, 2010, 01:27:06 AM
"Got to Get Rid of My Wife" (Parody of "Got to Get You Into My Life" by The Beatles)
I was alone when Linda died I didn't know what else was out there Before you know I took a bride My kids all said I'd lost my mind there Ooh now you claim I mistreat you Ooh got real drunk and then beat you Wouldn't even share your breasts with our tyke
Got to get you out of my life
Our love was true I did believe I thought a pre-nup would be unfair I am a fool, what can I say? Cuz even Yoko said don't go there Ooh now don't let me don't hit you Ooh where that prosthetic fit you Please just hop away from my life
Got to get rid of my wife
Get the leach out of my life
I was alone I took a bride I didn't know what it would cost me I picked a witch I must be high I must've lost my frickin' mind there It pains me just to see you I hope the fans they don't believe you
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Post by: 64Guitars on October 14, 2010, 01:32:42 AM
"Her Majesty Heather" (Parody of "Her Majesty" by The Beatles)
Thought Heather was a pretty nice girl But she got some awful things to say Thought Heather was a pretty nice girl Now I'd like her to go away
She told the papers that I grabbed her throat And tried to stab her with a half a glass of wine Thought Heather was a pretty nice girl But now she wants to rob me blind No no Now she wants to rob me blind
She better be careful or I'll blow off her other leg.
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Post by: Geir on October 14, 2010, 03:31:34 AM
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Post by: Gu Djin on October 14, 2010, 03:58:06 AM
I gave up looking for more when I bust my best headphones. That's not a joke. And the cost of a new set ain't funny. Now will you give over with humour while I have grump!
GrumpyLeigh
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Post by: Facemask93 on October 14, 2010, 10:49:50 AM
Hey , how do we know who the real 64 is , there are loads of them talking to each other
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Post by: Satchwood on October 14, 2010, 11:16:05 AM
So if 64 really has multiple personalities, that would explain why he's always one up on everybody :~)
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Post by: Gu Djin on October 19, 2010, 01:19:45 AM
I hope my feigned grump didn't cause you to halt in you search for your silliness in the YouTube stakes. Or maybe you just got fed up with talking to yourself?
I've got some new headphones now and although I can't yet speak for their audio accuracy - they're a lot more comfortable and cut out a lot of unnecessary noises.
"Sorry dear I didn't quite catch that - say again."
On with the show.
Leigh
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Post by: cuthbert on October 20, 2010, 03:12:59 PM
Could there be a more perfect transition from Beatlesfest to ComedyFest? ;)