Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: Bluesberry on March 04, 2010, 04:55:03 AM
So good to meet you Gringo, you gave us all a great little mystery to solve for a while. And your writing on the posts was very funny. Great stuff. I enjoyed the whole Gringo era. Does the the lovely and evil mrs henwrench play any instruments or sing. I am still hopeful for a Gringo song.
Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: Torren61 on March 04, 2010, 05:03:02 AM
She's hot! Her name is Jane?
Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: henwrench on March 04, 2010, 05:12:21 AM
One night I was lying in bed, reading on the laptop. My lovely wife was making chainsaw noises next to me.
I thought: Laptop. Built-in mic. Audacity. Easy!
She's yet to commit an offense equal to the punishment of my publishing the recording, but I keep the file on my computer desktop, and am ready if the moment for retribution ever comes.
Quote from: William ShakespeareWhile you here do snoring lie, Open-eyed conspiracy His time doth take. If of life you keep a care, Shake off slumber, and beware. Awake, Awake!
Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: Satchwood on March 22, 2010, 01:24:01 PM
Ha, that's great Ted!
Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: henwrench on March 23, 2010, 12:39:28 PM
Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: Satchwood on March 25, 2010, 12:45:05 PM
So Henny, do you have any "chainsaw" snoring recordings from the Evil Mrs Henwrench? Are they in the background of your latest masterpiece?
Maybe Gringo is more of a Flamenco stylist?
Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: Gringo on October 06, 2010, 04:07:03 PM
Bump this for the peoples who take all of their lives too seriously. That stinking, toothless bastardo that some of you know as henwrench will be home soon. Gringo Lives. I WILL BE BACK. If I freak you out, be proud and say it loud, G R I N G O. I was gonna swear horribly then, but I didn't. C*nts.
Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: Gnasty on October 06, 2010, 04:10:15 PM
Make sure you at least learn a Flamenco tune before you come back!!!
You sure can taco the taco so make sure you can walko the walko!! ;D
Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: Bluesberry on October 06, 2010, 04:11:44 PM
Its like a vortex that has pulled a vacuum into its heart, only to realize that it has gotten itself turned inside out and cant get back to its original state, thats what the idea of Gringo makes me feel like. Its that simple in its complexity (or was that complex in its simplicity...I seem to have gotten all turned around here). Black is the new white. Ale is the new lager.
Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: Gringo on October 06, 2010, 04:16:43 PM
Now I know, you is one sick puppy. Even Gringo Knows what is good beer.
Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: henwrench on October 06, 2010, 04:39:21 PM
oh, sweet jesus..... what has she been doing now??? Gringo snores, I've gotta sleep now, work tomorrow, my lap top is warm..... Just take it with a pinch of salt, everyone.... Gringo's back.
henwrench
Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: Gnasty on October 06, 2010, 04:47:21 PM
Quote from: henwrench on October 06, 2010, 04:39:21 PMoh, sweet jesus..... what has she been doing now??? Gringo snores, I've gotta sleep now, work tomorrow, my lap top is warm..... Just take it with a pinch of salt, everyone.... Gringo's back.
henwrench
BB and I had fun chatting with her, but she might of put more than a pinch of salt in some peoples wounds today!! ::)
Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: Ferryman on October 07, 2010, 02:25:47 AM
Gringo vs Lobster Man - the movie.
It's happening in my head right now.....................
Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: Donna D on October 07, 2010, 03:09:53 AM
Oh, dang! Another of Life's sweet illusions bitterly shattered! :'(
In my short acquaintance with Gringo (after reading all of his/its/her posts last night), I'd quite come to like him/it/her. ;D (Though I did wonder where his/its/her own songs were... ;) )
Donna
Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: Ferryman on October 07, 2010, 03:36:21 AM
Donna, you're new here, so you may be unaware that Gringo is an enigma which emerges when Henwrench's guarding spells around his PC get too weak to protect us from his/her/its warped (but rather fun) influence.
Gringo's songs exist in the gap between nightmares and reality. Or in the Mexican enclave in Cornwall. Either way, it's a pretty tiny space.
Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: Geir on October 07, 2010, 03:41:19 AM
Could it be that Gringo is the original composer of Autumn Song ??? It sure has some of his/her/its qualities !
Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: Ferryman on October 07, 2010, 03:54:36 AM
Oh no, could it be that Gringo is really smalltins of fruit? Perhaps smalltins of fruit is the "him" manifestation of the Gringo him/her/it triumvirate. Take a look at smalltins of fruit's picture - him appears to be a middle-aged bald man in a garden centre. Is Lobster Boy the "it" manifestation of Gringo? Is smalltins of fruit/Gringo/Lobster Boy a pan dimensional being that could be the new Flying Spaghetti Monster? We'll have to ask the Reverend ORH. Is heaven in fact a garden centre instead of a mountain with trees and a beer fountain?
So many questions, so few answers.
(Autumn Song is here in case you don't know it: https://songcrafters.org/community/index.php?topic=5027.0)
Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: Bluesberry on October 07, 2010, 06:26:37 AM
Nigel, you are a flipping genius, your questions are all making sense to me here this morning. I believe we have stumbled onto a new, unknown deity. A new religion in the making. We need to spread the word far and wide. We don't have too much time. Its almost 2012 you know. ORH, where are you, we need a song to guide us through these troubled times.
A holy trinity of smalltins of fruit/Gringo/Lobster Boy is just what the world needs right now to lead us to the holy promised land of the celestial garden center. WOW, mind = blown this morning.
Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: Ferryman on October 07, 2010, 07:35:50 AM
It was Geir that revealed the link - he must be our prophet. And of course Donna identified stof/Gr/LB as a triumvirate "him/her/it", so she must be a prophet also. And of course you revealed Lobster Boy in all his pink glory, so you must be a prophet as well. I am just at a complete loss (which makes prophet and loss, ta raaa!).
Brothers and sisters, please join with me in the singing of hymn number 1, "Autumn Song", while we await the arrival of the Reverend ORH for our first service together to celebrate the revelation of stof/Gr/LB. The celestial garden centre beckons - I can smell the holy mulch now.
Now remind me, which planet was I on?
Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: Bluesberry on October 07, 2010, 07:38:21 AM
I just realized something, smalltins of fruit/Gringo/Lobster Boy rearranged to small-tins-of-fruit/Lobster Boy/Gringo is the postmodernist Father/Son/Holy Ghost...its all coming clear now!!!!
Turns out Gringo was the Holy Ghost all along
Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: Geir on October 07, 2010, 07:40:46 AM
Quote from: Ferryman on October 07, 2010, 07:35:50 AMBrothers and sisters, please join with me in the singing of hymn number 1, "Autumn Song", while we await the arrival of the Reverend ORH for our first service together to celebrate the revelation of stof/Gr/LB. The celestial garden centre beckons - I can smell the holy mulch now.
I'm with you brother !!
here's my harmony vox :
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Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: Ferryman on October 07, 2010, 07:40:49 AM
Quote from: Bluesberry on October 07, 2010, 07:38:21 AMI just realized something, smalltins of fruit/Gringo/Lobster Boy rearranged to small-tins-of-fruit/Lobster Boy/Gringo is the postmodernist Father/Son/Holy Ghost...its all coming clear now!!!!
Turns out Gringo was the Holy Ghost all along
C'mon, keep up!
Although that means Lobster Boy is somehow a manifestation of smalltins of fruit. These pan dimensional beings are pretty scary.
Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: Bluesberry on October 07, 2010, 07:43:11 AM
I had to click, just couldn't stay away from the button, and you know what, tears right now, from the beauty. I cant see or feel the tears, but they are there all the same, tears from the beauty.
Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: Ferryman on October 07, 2010, 07:47:13 AM
Beyond celestial beauty dear brother. But careful, otherwise you'll risk intertwining this thread with the Autumn Song thread - who knows down which wormhole we could be travelling with that one....
Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: Ferryman on October 07, 2010, 08:24:42 AM
............wait.............what's happening...............thiis thread has imploded with Autumn Song and I'm being sucked into some kind of vortex...................................!><?><@~!"?><~@..........................
Now I'm out the other side and it's all been revealed to me. smalltins of fruit is just a man in a garden centre, Gringo is Henny's wife taking the p**s out of us sad gits and Lobster Boy doesn't really exist, he's just a figment of mad Dave's imagination while he was out of his head on an iffy fish dish while on holiday.
I guess I just lost my religion. There's got to be a song in there somewhere.....
Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: Bluesberry on October 07, 2010, 08:33:59 AM
I hear mandolins playing...
Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: Ferryman on October 07, 2010, 08:47:57 AM
Is it those skull mandolins? Damn those skull mandolins.....
Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: Bluesberry on October 07, 2010, 08:53:53 AM
Looks like Nash the Slash was way ahead of his time after all...if only we listened all those years ago. I'm off to pull out my FM albums looking for clues right now. This is a global conspiracy in the making. (https://songcrafters.org/community/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=6473.0;attach=8991) (https://songcrafters.org/community/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=6473.0;attach=8989)
Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: Ferryman on October 07, 2010, 10:08:31 AM
Interesting. I didn't know of Nash the Slash, I quite like his stuff that I just found on YouTube.
Now tell me more of this global conspiracy. Does it involve female Cornish Mexicans, boys with lobster claws and garden centres?
Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: Gnasty on October 07, 2010, 10:20:45 AM
Nash the Slash was actually a judge for a band competition i was in back in the mid 90's.
I was just filling in for a guitarist in another band Cause he had to do work travel.
If i recall there was 3 judges. Hmmm...Sounds like a TV hit to me!
Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: Bluesberry on October 07, 2010, 10:24:48 AM
I was just filling in for a guitarist in another band Cause he had to do work travel.
If i recall there was 3 judges. Hmmm...Sounds like a TV hit to me!
Nash the Slash..hmmmm...three judges....hmmm...small-tins-of-fruit/Lobster Boy/Gringo...hmmm...skull mandolins...hmmm....I smell the stink of conspiracy in the wind here...hmmm...Gnasty playing guitar in said competition...hmmm...did you guys win Gnasty...hmmmmm...Gnasty spelled backwards is Ytsang...hmmmm...I think maybe...damn shape-shifting albino lizard bitches...always interfering with our quite little dimension.
Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: Ferryman on October 07, 2010, 10:41:04 AM
Was one of the other judges wearing a mexican sombrero perchance.....? Did any of them scream when dropped in boiling water? Bluesberry, there is definitely a conspiracy going on here...
Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: Bluesberry on October 07, 2010, 11:03:46 AM
And Gnasty seems to be smack dab in the middle of it. What you got to say for yourself conspiracy-boy. Is your name really Gnasty at all. perhaps Randy, or Chachie, or maybe even Bob. Time to level the playing field, fess up to your diabolical schemes, you in cahoots with the terrible trio that is small-tins-of-fruit/Lobster Boy/Gringo.
*Disclaimer: just having a goof here Gnasty, not meant as a personal attack, maybe your real name is Gnasty, maybe you have some mexican blood in you, maybe you like lobster rolls, maybe you eat fruit out of small tins, maybe you wrap yourself up in bandages at night when going out on the town...all perfectly acceptable things...we are trying to be an accepting and open forum after all. Carry on your usual business...but remember we are watching...
Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: Ferryman on October 07, 2010, 11:09:43 AM
Yes, burn the witch! Now where's me pitchfork......
Dave, you are just cracking me up here. Am I part of the conspiracy as well? Am I so deep in trans-dimensional double- and triple-crossing that I am my own worst enemy?
Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: Bluesberry on October 07, 2010, 11:14:48 AM
Don't say it Nigel, hold strong, their mind games are mighty, but you and me are on the side of right and honour and eating fruit the natural way, the way the monkeys eat it, not out of small tins, we are natural men, and must stand strong against the evil that is descending upon us here. I'm off the get peach right now, un-peeled of course...who amongst us is with me!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: Ferryman on October 07, 2010, 11:18:18 AM
Oh no, I ate some tinned peach earlier. I think I am infected, feeling a bit gnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...
Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: Bluesberry on October 07, 2010, 11:23:21 AM
Whats that you say Nigel, is that "gin", as in a nice fruity alcoholic drink. I think you will be alright after all, counteract the tinned fruit, just have a couple of those drinks and go lie down.
Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: Facemask93 on October 07, 2010, 12:27:19 PM
Oh my god , i was looking for a site called songcrafters , and i've come across a cyber loony bin , where they talk of lobster men , evil tins of fruit and somebody that sounds really bad , cuz they call him Gnasty , whats worse is they are waiting for some old guy with a rotten head head to write them a song they can pray to , if i dont ever get to songcrafters , please dont come looking for me , i'll probably be held prisoner by their leader Gringo
HELP PLEASE ANYBODY
Rob
Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: FuzzFace on October 07, 2010, 12:29:50 PM
Quote from: Ferryman on October 07, 2010, 11:18:18 AMOh no, I ate some tinned peach earlier. I think I am infected, feeling a bit gnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...
Tinned peach... Are you eating from the bomb shelter stockpile again? We might need that!
Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: Gnasty on October 07, 2010, 12:40:15 PM
Quote from: Bluesberry on October 07, 2010, 10:24:48 AMNash the Slash..hmmmm...three judges....hmmm...small-tins-of-fruit/Lobster Boy/Gringo...hmmm...skull mandolins...hmmm....I smell the stink of conspiracy in the wind here...hmmm...Gnasty playing guitar in said competition...hmmm...did you guys win Gnasty...hmmmmm...Gnasty spelled backwards is Ytsang...hmmmm...I think maybe...damn shape-shifting albino lizard bitches...always interfering with our quite little dimension.
Nah we didn't win of course!! The pop rockers always win...Now that sounds familiar too!
Gnasty is actually my first name and acid flashback is my last name.
Here is a pic of me back in the day trying to make it!
Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: Geir on October 07, 2010, 12:59:02 PM
Quote from: Ferryman on October 07, 2010, 08:24:42 AMNow I'm out the other side and it's all been revealed to me. smalltins of fruit is just a man in a garden centre, Gringo is Henny's wife taking the p**s out of us sad gits and Lobster Boy doesn't really exist, he's just a figment of mad Dave's imagination while he was out of his head on an iffy fish dish while on holiday.
Bomb shelter? We've got a bomb shelter? Nobody told me. You're all locked up safe in the bomb shelter aren't you, leaving me on the outside to face lobsters in the Mexican garden centre.......
Loved the pic of you when you were trying to make it. The album looks interesting, but wait...... what happens if a young person takes PINK LSD tabs? Oh no, it's the genesis of Lobster Boy......
Rob, your first post cracked me up. It must be like the old days reading this thread......
Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: Geir on May 14, 2014, 11:23:58 AM
3 years and 7 months missing .... hmmmm did Gringo get sucked into the vortex between The autumn song and ....... what ? ....... is that the lobster boy I hear in the distance ? ..... it must be a .... oh no !!! :o ... I see them spiders coming ... they have been watching this for days now .... could it be .. .... it must .... be ..... the second .... coming ....... of ................ GRINGO ? :o
Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: Greeny on May 14, 2014, 12:15:12 PM
Gringo's at the bingo.
Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: Satchwood on May 14, 2014, 01:27:15 PM
Gingo's at the bingo apologizing for cinco de drinko
Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: Bluesberry on May 14, 2014, 02:54:10 PM
Gringo's hanging with Ringo
Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: Tangled Wires on May 14, 2014, 03:11:53 PM
I demand a Gringo and Small Tins of Fruit collaboration to announce both of their comebacks
Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: Geir on May 14, 2014, 03:14:28 PM
Oh no, what's happening are everyone's brains gone "ding" are we all going to become some slime stuck in the lobster's vortex of rhyme
::)
Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: Gnasty on May 14, 2014, 03:18:55 PM
I find it a little eerie that Nash the Slash died and this thread came up That talks about him. :-\
Anyways I suggest, no, challenge, no, demand!, that gringo sings us a song.
How about a flamenco duet with her henwrench lover like greeny and Lucy did ?
Title: Re: Gringo - Unmasked
Post by: Satchwood on May 15, 2014, 04:41:02 PM
lol i think a gringo song and dance to a way kool henspench tune would suit me fine! no?