Title: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on September 19, 2009, 06:13:29 AM
Post by: OsCKilO on September 19, 2009, 06:13:29 AM
The "Drunk Tank"
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_crPBCZok0RE/SeRqYQHpaGI/AAAAAAAABs0/pFwKVuUNwVc/s400/5.jpg)
If you are full of beer and Want to hold Alcohol fuelled conversations with other members, this thread is available for you to share your drunken insight with the world.....
Two Rules.......
1.
No Racist, Sexist or Homophobic Language.....
2.
No personal attacks or Bullying of other members..... Unless it is ORH.....
Drunken songs May also be posted on this thread That you feel are not worthy of the Main Boards......
(http://www.geekologie.com/2008/09/17/beer-amp.jpg)
Reviewers Must take into account the "Beer Factor" when offering opinions.......
Cheers!!!!!
(http://www.katiesingleton.com/wp-content/images/cheers.JPG)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_crPBCZok0RE/SeRqYQHpaGI/AAAAAAAABs0/pFwKVuUNwVc/s400/5.jpg)
If you are full of beer and Want to hold Alcohol fuelled conversations with other members, this thread is available for you to share your drunken insight with the world.....
Two Rules.......
1.
No Racist, Sexist or Homophobic Language.....
2.
No personal attacks or Bullying of other members..... Unless it is ORH.....
Drunken songs May also be posted on this thread That you feel are not worthy of the Main Boards......
(http://www.geekologie.com/2008/09/17/beer-amp.jpg)
Reviewers Must take into account the "Beer Factor" when offering opinions.......
Cheers!!!!!
(http://www.katiesingleton.com/wp-content/images/cheers.JPG)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Oldrottenhead on September 19, 2009, 06:27:54 AM
Post by: Oldrottenhead on September 19, 2009, 06:27:54 AM
you could have done this last night, i'm sober now. and on the wagon.
aye that'll be right!!!!!!
aye that'll be right!!!!!!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on September 19, 2009, 06:29:57 AM
Post by: OsCKilO on September 19, 2009, 06:29:57 AM
See you Tonight then....... Lol
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Oldrottenhead on September 19, 2009, 06:31:47 AM
Post by: Oldrottenhead on September 19, 2009, 06:31:47 AM
going out for a meal then some drinks afterwards, so if i can physically turn the pc on when i get home watch out for some speeling errors.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on September 19, 2009, 06:33:16 AM
Post by: OsCKilO on September 19, 2009, 06:33:16 AM
Spelling rules Do not need to be followed on this thread....... :)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Ferryman on September 19, 2009, 09:05:43 AM
Post by: Ferryman on September 19, 2009, 09:05:43 AM
Is it Christmas Eve?
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on September 19, 2009, 09:24:56 AM
Post by: OsCKilO on September 19, 2009, 09:24:56 AM
Every day is X-mas on this Forum.!!!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Bluesberry on September 19, 2009, 01:07:40 PM
Post by: Bluesberry on September 19, 2009, 01:07:40 PM
I may need the services of this thread later tonight.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Wiley on September 19, 2009, 01:35:28 PM
Post by: Wiley on September 19, 2009, 01:35:28 PM
This could be very interesting. Here is a very drunk hubby on his Birthday Last year!!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on September 19, 2009, 01:54:36 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on September 19, 2009, 01:54:36 PM
Cool Pic!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Geir on September 19, 2009, 05:13:25 PM
Post by: Geir on September 19, 2009, 05:13:25 PM
cool T-shirt .... let me guess .. he's a PETA member ???
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Flash Harry on September 19, 2009, 05:13:54 PM
Post by: Flash Harry on September 19, 2009, 05:13:54 PM
Do you mean that we can bully ORH or that he can do the bullying?
Just in case I'd like to say that he is a short arse baldy scotch git who can't cook.... but I may have to retract that at some time.....
Just in case I'd like to say that he is a short arse baldy scotch git who can't cook.... but I may have to retract that at some time.....
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on September 19, 2009, 05:20:06 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on September 19, 2009, 05:20:06 PM
Quote from: Flash Harry on September 19, 2009, 05:13:54 PMDo you mean that we can bully ORH or that he can do the bullying?
Just in case I'd like to say that he is a short arse baldy scotch git who can't cook.... but I may have to retract that at some time.....
Once Quoted, a statement cannot be retracted!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on September 19, 2009, 07:13:49 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on September 19, 2009, 07:13:49 PM
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Davo on September 20, 2009, 02:05:38 AM
Post by: Davo on September 20, 2009, 02:05:38 AM
I shall return.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Wiley on September 20, 2009, 02:00:55 PM
Post by: Wiley on September 20, 2009, 02:00:55 PM
Here's one for you guys. Biggest bike event in Iowa. AND no it's not me LOL couldn't find the one I was looking for. This will have to do!!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Oldrottenhead on September 20, 2009, 02:04:12 PM
Post by: Oldrottenhead on September 20, 2009, 02:04:12 PM
that looks like indierik driving
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on September 20, 2009, 03:53:22 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on September 20, 2009, 03:53:22 PM
There must be nothing better.....
The open road....
Wind in your face.....
Boobs pressed against your back...........
Ahhhhhhh...........
The open road....
Wind in your face.....
Boobs pressed against your back...........
Ahhhhhhh...........
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Migs on September 20, 2009, 05:59:20 PM
Post by: Migs on September 20, 2009, 05:59:20 PM
I soooo wish I was drunk right now. Will get on it at lunchtime and start posting.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on September 20, 2009, 06:05:47 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on September 20, 2009, 06:05:47 PM
Quote from: Migs on September 20, 2009, 05:59:20 PMI soooo wish I was drunk right now. Will get on it at lunchtime and start posting.
Lol!!!!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Migs on September 20, 2009, 10:13:43 PM
Post by: Migs on September 20, 2009, 10:13:43 PM
Had 2 beers ... doesn't quite qualify. I apologise for the poor effort but I had to buy a book as well and ran out of time.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Davo on September 21, 2009, 12:07:00 AM
Post by: Davo on September 21, 2009, 12:07:00 AM
I wanna get drizzy, but I have to lecture tommorow-in front of a bunch of docs.
I better not.
I better not.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Migs on September 21, 2009, 12:54:24 AM
Post by: Migs on September 21, 2009, 12:54:24 AM
Do it do it Davo.
4:53pm here. I fully intend to be in the pub (again) around 5:16pm.
4:53pm here. I fully intend to be in the pub (again) around 5:16pm.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Ted on September 21, 2009, 04:10:29 PM
Post by: Ted on September 21, 2009, 04:10:29 PM
Unless this topic gets a "sticky," won't simply finding this topic constitute passing a de-facto sobriety test?
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Oldrottenhead on September 21, 2009, 04:14:30 PM
Post by: Oldrottenhead on September 21, 2009, 04:14:30 PM
i agree with ted, cos i was too pissed to find my pc on saturday night never mind find this thread, maybe it should be called the "tiddly tank" we could have a suggestion thread as to what it should be called
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on September 21, 2009, 04:31:57 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on September 21, 2009, 04:31:57 PM
The thread seems to be preventing people getting trashed because We are thinking about "How much fun it would be to use the thread when Pissed"....
I'm gonna get tanked up now and see what happens.........
I'm gonna get tanked up now and see what happens.........
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Migs on September 21, 2009, 05:27:38 PM
Post by: Migs on September 21, 2009, 05:27:38 PM
Quote from: oldrottenhead on September 21, 2009, 04:14:30 PMmaybe it should be called the "tiddly tank" we could have a suggestion thread as to what it should be called
The Piss Trough
12 Steps
The Front Bar
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on September 21, 2009, 05:30:44 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on September 21, 2009, 05:30:44 PM
Noted......
7 more sucestions and they shall Go into a hat for a draw......
I'm still trying to get wasted by the way...
1 down.......
7 more sucestions and they shall Go into a hat for a draw......
I'm still trying to get wasted by the way...
1 down.......
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Ted on September 21, 2009, 05:35:10 PM
Post by: Ted on September 21, 2009, 05:35:10 PM
I'm being virtuous and going for a run.
Maybe I'll have one beer tonight.
I'm a maniac!
Maybe I'll have one beer tonight.
I'm a maniac!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on September 21, 2009, 05:39:24 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on September 21, 2009, 05:39:24 PM
Quote from: Ted on September 21, 2009, 05:35:10 PMI'm being virtuous and going for a run.
Maybe I'll have one beer tonight.
I'm a maniac!
You Hell-raiser You!!!!!!
Hopefully I'll be trashed by the time you get back.....
I don't really Get Drunk though, so this experiment is quite hard, and financially draining....
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Geir on September 21, 2009, 06:04:41 PM
Post by: Geir on September 21, 2009, 06:04:41 PM
Quote from: Ted on September 21, 2009, 04:10:29 PMUnless this topic gets a "sticky," won't simply finding this topic constitute passing a de-facto sobriety test?I have a feeling that this thread won't need a sticker ::)
Quote from: osckilo on September 21, 2009, 05:39:24 PMI don't really Get Drunk though, so this experiment is quite hard, and financially draining....Maybe I'll have to come over in my Viking-ship bringing some mead and psilocybe mushrooms ::) :) :o :D
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on September 21, 2009, 06:07:48 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on September 21, 2009, 06:07:48 PM
Quote from: Geir on September 21, 2009, 06:04:41 PMQuote from: osckilo on September 21, 2009, 05:39:24 PMI don't really Get Drunk though, so this experiment is quite hard, and financially draining....Maybe I'll have to come over in my Viking-ship bringing some mead and psilocybe mushrooms ::) :) :o :D
Cool!
I love Mead!!!!!
They dont sell it in London much...
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Geir on September 21, 2009, 06:13:27 PM
Post by: Geir on September 21, 2009, 06:13:27 PM
Quote from: osckilo on September 21, 2009, 06:07:48 PMThey dont sell it in London much...
Not here either :(
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Migs on September 21, 2009, 06:24:40 PM
Post by: Migs on September 21, 2009, 06:24:40 PM
Quote from: osckilo on September 21, 2009, 06:07:48 PMI love Mead!!!!!
They dont sell it in London much...
Quote from: Geir on September 21, 2009, 06:13:27 PMNot here either :(
I found it in my local bottle shop and had a bottle about 3 weeks ago. I have a choice of spicy or honey mead. Tis relatively cheap too.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on September 21, 2009, 06:26:21 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on September 21, 2009, 06:26:21 PM
Quote from: Migs on September 21, 2009, 06:24:40 PMQuote from: osckilo on September 21, 2009, 06:07:48 PMI love Mead!!!!!
They dont sell it in London much...Quote from: Geir on September 21, 2009, 06:13:27 PMNot here either :(
I found it in my local bottle shop and had a bottle about 3 weeks ago. I have a choice of spicy or honey mead. Tis relatively cheap too.
A choice!!!!
Your just rubbing it in now......
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on September 21, 2009, 06:45:24 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on September 21, 2009, 06:45:24 PM
Two down.....
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Geir on September 21, 2009, 07:02:47 PM
Post by: Geir on September 21, 2009, 07:02:47 PM
Quote from: osckilo on September 21, 2009, 06:45:24 PMTwo down.....Lucky you !!!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on September 21, 2009, 07:07:51 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on September 21, 2009, 07:07:51 PM
Three now.....
I'm thinking about posting Some Osckilo "Drunken Bad Jam Sessions" on here....... Lol
I'm thinking about posting Some Osckilo "Drunken Bad Jam Sessions" on here....... Lol
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on September 21, 2009, 07:25:39 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on September 21, 2009, 07:25:39 PM
Four beers down...
The experiment is well under way......
And all of a sudden, It is a party in here all by my self.......
(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/3076/443238046c447b2cb93dn2.jpg)
I'm gonna dig up some MP3's.......
The experiment is well under way......
And all of a sudden, It is a party in here all by my self.......
(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/3076/443238046c447b2cb93dn2.jpg)
I'm gonna dig up some MP3's.......
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on September 21, 2009, 08:11:16 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on September 21, 2009, 08:11:16 PM
Here it goes....
This is the first drunken post.........
Before the days of MBR....
Me and Terry recorded this on a Mobile Phone (N95 8 gig)...
Here are Attempts at:-
"Save Tonight" by Neana Cherry's Brother....
"Twist and Shout"..... With a £20 drum bank....
"Mellow yellow" by I don't know who...... Terry said "just play what you did..It was it"
All poo and low quality....
Yay!!!!!!!!
This is the first drunken post.........
Before the days of MBR....
Me and Terry recorded this on a Mobile Phone (N95 8 gig)...
Here are Attempts at:-
"Save Tonight" by Neana Cherry's Brother....
"Twist and Shout"..... With a £20 drum bank....
"Mellow yellow" by I don't know who...... Terry said "just play what you did..It was it"
All poo and low quality....
Yay!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on September 21, 2009, 08:16:39 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on September 21, 2009, 08:16:39 PM
FIVE DOWN....
This is another drunk phone jam......
Terry Improvising Lyrics....
Me doing the same on the 12 string....
Cuts out at times...
This is another drunk phone jam......
Terry Improvising Lyrics....
Me doing the same on the 12 string....
Cuts out at times...
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Ted on September 21, 2009, 08:19:08 PM
Post by: Ted on September 21, 2009, 08:19:08 PM
I had my one beer. I'm feeling l-o-o-o-o-p-y!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on September 21, 2009, 08:22:11 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on September 21, 2009, 08:22:11 PM
This was feb 09.....
Just before the MBR............
Phone recording............
All mastered (LOL!!!) on the MBR.....
Kai gave me a Wah-Wah ped (Bad Horsie 1) for Christmas.....
This was the first time I used it....
And the first time I used a Wah Wah ever.......
David (Moggysan) is on the drums thinking WTF........???
This was 30 Minutes Long.......
This Clip is a lot shorter......
Just before the MBR............
Phone recording............
All mastered (LOL!!!) on the MBR.....
Kai gave me a Wah-Wah ped (Bad Horsie 1) for Christmas.....
This was the first time I used it....
And the first time I used a Wah Wah ever.......
David (Moggysan) is on the drums thinking WTF........???
This was 30 Minutes Long.......
This Clip is a lot shorter......
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on September 21, 2009, 08:24:33 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on September 21, 2009, 08:24:33 PM
Quote from: Ted on September 21, 2009, 08:19:08 PMI had my one beer. I'm feeling l-o-o-o-o-p-y!
Two schools of thought.....
If you want to build muscle, dont drink after a work out....
If you want to be able to walk after a hard work out..... have a coffee and a drink (Booze).....
Either way after a work out you will get pissed quicker.......
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on September 21, 2009, 08:59:13 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on September 21, 2009, 08:59:13 PM
0330HRS,.....
London time................
6 beers Hits you hard if all you are doing is posting music......
Result from tonights Experiment........
1)
You will Post "Music" you Wouldn't normally do if sober.....
2)
It all sounds Great when you are Drunk and Tired.......
3)
Phone recordings can be re-mastered.....
4)
Drunk Music is Fun........
5)
I'll regret this in the morning, But hey.....
It's in the spirit of the thread.....
6)
64KBPS works well for posting long Jams on this thread...
7)
I can't Spell..............
Peace
I'm Going To Sleep......
T(Osckilo)
P.s
People Have Downloaded this ??? acording to the MP3 Widgets....
WTF ???
See you in 5 hours.... Sober.....
T (Osckilo)
London time................
6 beers Hits you hard if all you are doing is posting music......
Result from tonights Experiment........
1)
You will Post "Music" you Wouldn't normally do if sober.....
2)
It all sounds Great when you are Drunk and Tired.......
3)
Phone recordings can be re-mastered.....
4)
Drunk Music is Fun........
5)
I'll regret this in the morning, But hey.....
It's in the spirit of the thread.....
6)
64KBPS works well for posting long Jams on this thread...
7)
I can't Spell..............
Peace
I'm Going To Sleep......
T(Osckilo)
P.s
People Have Downloaded this ??? acording to the MP3 Widgets....
WTF ???
See you in 5 hours.... Sober.....
T (Osckilo)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on September 21, 2009, 09:22:06 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on September 21, 2009, 09:22:06 PM
Boobs....
http://www.koupoukis.gr/wp-content/uploads/HLIC/de.fishki.net/picsw/032009/13/tits/tn.jpg
These Boobs have been removed by request.....
(http://mayopie.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/20080501_happy-nun3.jpg)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on September 21, 2009, 09:30:53 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on September 21, 2009, 09:30:53 PM
Who Put the black rectangle on there!!??!!
Is that you 64!?!?!?!
I Will Not Be Censored!!!!!!!
Is that you 64!?!?!?!
I Will Not Be Censored!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on September 21, 2009, 09:41:51 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on September 21, 2009, 09:41:51 PM
Fell asleep Then Woke Up....
Smelled something Strange...
Thought The House was on Fire...
It was the Litter Box....
Both the Cats Decided to Do a Do-Do at the same time.............
Smelled like satan had visited................... Sulpher and Brim stone.......
Opening windows, and going to sleep.........
Night all...........
Smelled something Strange...
Thought The House was on Fire...
It was the Litter Box....
Both the Cats Decided to Do a Do-Do at the same time.............
Smelled like satan had visited................... Sulpher and Brim stone.......
Opening windows, and going to sleep.........
Night all...........
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Migs on September 21, 2009, 11:02:12 PM
Post by: Migs on September 21, 2009, 11:02:12 PM
Quote from: osckilo on September 21, 2009, 09:30:53 PMI Will Not Be Censored!!!!!!!
You are on fiyah ... but just remember, some of us open this at work so nekkid bewbs (as pleasing as they are) can be problematic.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Davo on September 22, 2009, 12:23:22 AM
Post by: Davo on September 22, 2009, 12:23:22 AM
Gentlemen, its Irish Wine time.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Ted on September 22, 2009, 12:25:15 PM
Post by: Ted on September 22, 2009, 12:25:15 PM
The results of your experiment are fascinating.
Who knew that alcohol would:
Please publish these results in an academic paper. The public health benefits will make your sacrifice worthwhile.
Who knew that alcohol would:
- lower inhibitions (posting drunken jams)
- reduce the ability to evaluate the consequences of one's behavior (posting gratuitous boobs potentially seen in the workplace)
- cause people to become more animated in speech and movement (multiple posts addressed to no one in particular)
- have no effect on sense of smell (awoken by the smell of cat shit).
Please publish these results in an academic paper. The public health benefits will make your sacrifice worthwhile.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on September 22, 2009, 02:30:21 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on September 22, 2009, 02:30:21 PM
It's an ongoing study...... Lol......
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Greeny on September 22, 2009, 02:40:46 PM
Post by: Greeny on September 22, 2009, 02:40:46 PM
"Hang on in there, baby. You can make it. Damn this flak! We've been through many deadly missions together, and you've taken a few hits, but you need to get me back home safely. Come on you old crate..."
That's not a WWII pilot talking to his plane. That's me talking to my liver... !!!!!
Drinking... fun but dangerous, lol
That's not a WWII pilot talking to his plane. That's me talking to my liver... !!!!!
Drinking... fun but dangerous, lol
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Wiley on September 22, 2009, 03:29:54 PM
Post by: Wiley on September 22, 2009, 03:29:54 PM
ROFLMAO I won't tell you what I did last weekend. LOL You guys would think I was a slush!!. LOL I was just practicing my lesson. It needed a pass out solo. And I got it.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Davo on September 22, 2009, 07:15:40 PM
Post by: Davo on September 22, 2009, 07:15:40 PM
Quote from: wiley on September 22, 2009, 03:29:54 PMROFLMAO I won't tell you what I did last weekend. LOL You guys would think I was a slush!!. LOL I was just practicing my lesson. It needed a pass out solo. And I got it.Did you record it?
Thats one of my MBR's main functions-capturing inspiration before I pass out.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on September 22, 2009, 07:37:07 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on September 22, 2009, 07:37:07 PM
Quote from: Davo on September 22, 2009, 07:15:40 PMQuote from: wiley on September 22, 2009, 03:29:54 PMROFLMAO I won't tell you what I did last weekend. LOL You guys would think I was a slush!!. LOL I was just practicing my lesson. It needed a pass out solo. And I got it.Did you record it?
Thats one of my MBR's main functions-capturing inspiration before I pass out.
This is the thread to air it Davo....
Did you see all the Mp3's I splurged onto it last night....?
Some are real bad....
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Migs on September 22, 2009, 09:38:33 PM
Post by: Migs on September 22, 2009, 09:38:33 PM
I need to make those bewbs at the top of the page disappear.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Migs on September 22, 2009, 09:39:11 PM
Post by: Migs on September 22, 2009, 09:39:11 PM
And given I had two beers with lunch, I get to make two meaningless posts.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Davo on September 23, 2009, 02:06:09 AM
Post by: Davo on September 23, 2009, 02:06:09 AM
Quote from: osckilo on September 22, 2009, 07:37:07 PMAre you kidding me, that stuff you came up with was FTW!Quote from: Davo on September 22, 2009, 07:15:40 PMQuote from: wiley on September 22, 2009, 03:29:54 PMROFLMAO I won't tell you what I did last weekend. LOL You guys would think I was a slush!!. LOL I was just practicing my lesson. It needed a pass out solo. And I got it.Did you record it?
Thats one of my MBR's main functions-capturing inspiration before I pass out.
This is the thread to air it Davo....
Did you see all the Mp3's I splurged onto it last night....?
Some are real bad....
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Oldrottenhead on September 23, 2009, 02:29:09 AM
Post by: Oldrottenhead on September 23, 2009, 02:29:09 AM
QuoteI Will Not Be Censored!!!!!!!i'm sure i left a couple of posts here regarding the naming of this thread, they haven't been censored have they, or was i so drunk when i posted them ..............................................................
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on September 23, 2009, 04:37:09 AM
Post by: OsCKilO on September 23, 2009, 04:37:09 AM
Quote from: Migs on September 22, 2009, 09:38:33 PMI need to make those bewbs at the top of the page disappear.
I'll Change them...
Quote from: oldrottenhead on September 23, 2009, 02:29:09 AMQuoteI Will Not Be Censored!!!!!!!i'm sure i left a couple of posts here regarding the naming of this thread, they haven't been censored have they, or was i so drunk when i posted them ..............................................................
Must be the White Spirit your new Avatar is drinking.... :)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on September 23, 2009, 04:40:44 AM
Post by: OsCKilO on September 23, 2009, 04:40:44 AM
Quote from: osckilo on September 21, 2009, 09:22:06 PM
Boobs....
http://www.koupoukis.gr/wp-content/uploads/HLIC/de.fishki.net/picsw/032009/13/tits/tn.jpg
These Boobs have been removed by request.....
(http://mayopie.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/20080501_happy-nun3.jpg)
The Thread has been Purged of Filth..........
For Now..............
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: 64Guitars on September 23, 2009, 10:28:59 AM
Post by: 64Guitars on September 23, 2009, 10:28:59 AM
Quote from: oldrottenhead on September 23, 2009, 02:29:09 AMQuoteI Will Not Be Censored!!!!!!!i'm sure i left a couple of posts here regarding the naming of this thread, they haven't been censored have they, or was i so drunk when i posted them ..............................................................
Nothing has been censored.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Oldrottenhead on September 23, 2009, 10:54:06 AM
Post by: Oldrottenhead on September 23, 2009, 10:54:06 AM
it was on page two its just a busy thread lol
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on September 23, 2009, 02:36:32 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on September 23, 2009, 02:36:32 PM
Quote from: 64Guitars on September 23, 2009, 10:28:59 AMQuote from: oldrottenhead on September 23, 2009, 02:29:09 AMQuoteI Will Not Be Censored!!!!!!!i'm sure i left a couple of posts here regarding the naming of this thread, they haven't been censored have they, or was i so drunk when i posted them ..............................................................
Nothing has been censored.
Was Just Kidding 64.......:)
Was a picture of Censord Boobies ..........
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Greeny on September 23, 2009, 03:54:57 PM
Post by: Greeny on September 23, 2009, 03:54:57 PM
A nice pair of boobies... :D
(http://www.familyvacationco.com/Galapagos/galapagosfamilyvacation10.jpg)
(http://www.familyvacationco.com/Galapagos/galapagosfamilyvacation10.jpg)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on September 23, 2009, 04:01:07 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on September 23, 2009, 04:01:07 PM
Cool!
Is it just me or do they look a bit intense....
Is it just me or do they look a bit intense....
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Ted on September 23, 2009, 04:29:23 PM
Post by: Ted on September 23, 2009, 04:29:23 PM
An agitated pair of boobies can rip out a man's heart.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Oldrottenhead on September 23, 2009, 06:04:29 PM
Post by: Oldrottenhead on September 23, 2009, 06:04:29 PM
fun it
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on September 23, 2009, 06:10:08 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on September 23, 2009, 06:10:08 PM
Quote from: oldrottenhead on September 23, 2009, 06:04:29 PMfun it
Post the DS Track!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On this thread.....
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Oldrottenhead on September 23, 2009, 06:15:41 PM
Post by: Oldrottenhead on September 23, 2009, 06:15:41 PM
dae ah get a prize for finding this fred as pissed as a fart
hic i have bin drinking
that means in the morening 64guitars will give me a get oot o jail free card
come on dont tell me m oot of order
hic (get oot o jail free card played)
hic i have bin drinking
that means in the morening 64guitars will give me a get oot o jail free card
come on dont tell me m oot of order
hic (get oot o jail free card played)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Geir on September 23, 2009, 06:17:45 PM
Post by: Geir on September 23, 2009, 06:17:45 PM
Quote from: osckilo on September 23, 2009, 04:01:07 PMCool!
Is it just me or do they look a bit intense....
must be their totm
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Oldrottenhead on September 23, 2009, 06:18:42 PM
Post by: Oldrottenhead on September 23, 2009, 06:18:42 PM
burdz eh??????
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: 64Guitars on September 24, 2009, 12:03:19 AM
Post by: 64Guitars on September 24, 2009, 12:03:19 AM
Quote from: oldrottenhead on September 23, 2009, 06:15:41 PMthat means in the morening 64guitars will give me a get oot o jail free card
(http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/dcr0593l.jpg)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Davo on September 24, 2009, 12:23:31 AM
Post by: Davo on September 24, 2009, 12:23:31 AM
Quote from: osckilo on September 23, 2009, 04:01:07 PMCool!
Is it just me or do they look a bit intense....
You would too if you had blue feet.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Davo on September 24, 2009, 12:30:04 AM
Post by: Davo on September 24, 2009, 12:30:04 AM
Title: Re: The Drunk Tank
Post by: OsCKilO on September 24, 2009, 05:38:59 AM
Post by: OsCKilO on September 24, 2009, 05:38:59 AM
lol
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on September 25, 2009, 06:09:35 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on September 25, 2009, 06:09:35 PM
(http://popurls.com/go/popular/lf068f1ec5ce60e0ca8a67b4b7c374716)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Oldrottenhead on September 25, 2009, 06:10:37 PM
Post by: Oldrottenhead on September 25, 2009, 06:10:37 PM
disnae affect me av hud the snip
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Davo on September 25, 2009, 06:30:08 PM
Post by: Davo on September 25, 2009, 06:30:08 PM
Quote from: osckilo on September 25, 2009, 06:09:35 PM(http://popurls.com/go/popular/lf068f1ec5ce60e0ca8a67b4b7c374716)
FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: 64Guitars on September 25, 2009, 07:43:48 PM
Post by: 64Guitars on September 25, 2009, 07:43:48 PM
Quote from: Greeny on September 23, 2009, 03:54:57 PMA nice pair of boobies... :D
(http://www.familyvacationco.com/Galapagos/galapagosfamilyvacation10.jpg)
A nice pair of Bloobys... ;D
(https://songcrafters.org/64guitars/Images/2Bloobys.png)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: launched on September 25, 2009, 07:49:26 PM
Post by: launched on September 25, 2009, 07:49:26 PM
I will have to step in and say that was funny as hell, 64!! But I think a "Nice pair of Bloobies on the beach" is more appropriate :D
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Satchwood on September 25, 2009, 08:52:46 PM
Post by: Satchwood on September 25, 2009, 08:52:46 PM
Luv the pair of Bloobies on the beach 64 .....ahhhhh lol!!!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Migs on September 25, 2009, 09:36:06 PM
Post by: Migs on September 25, 2009, 09:36:06 PM
Last night I got drunk, watched the football while getting even more drunk and then in my drunk state put $50 in a poker machine and it spat out $1000 at me so I got more drunk.
I have a hangover today so decided to punish myself by coming in to work on a Saturday.
I have a hangover today so decided to punish myself by coming in to work on a Saturday.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Greeny on September 26, 2009, 01:21:33 AM
Post by: Greeny on September 26, 2009, 01:21:33 AM
A pair of bloobies! That's priceless!!!!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Davo on September 26, 2009, 06:02:23 PM
Post by: Davo on September 26, 2009, 06:02:23 PM
Quote from: Migs on September 25, 2009, 09:36:06 PMLast night I got drunk, watched the football while getting even more drunk and then in my drunk state put $50 in a poker machine and it spat out $1000 at me so I got more drunk.Im hung over, but not as lucky apparently.
I have a hangover today so decided to punish myself by coming in to work on a Saturday.
Thats awesome.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on September 26, 2009, 06:22:23 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on September 26, 2009, 06:22:23 PM
The pair of Bloobies is Awesome!!!!!
I'm going to print it out and put it on my dest at work!!!!
Musical interlude.......
I'm going to print it out and put it on my dest at work!!!!
Musical interlude.......
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Wiley on September 27, 2009, 10:26:06 AM
Post by: Wiley on September 27, 2009, 10:26:06 AM
LOL I love the pair of bloobies. LOL That is to funny!!!
Congratualtions on your 1.000 I would have got more drunk too!!
Congratualtions on your 1.000 I would have got more drunk too!!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Migs on September 27, 2009, 07:53:18 PM
Post by: Migs on September 27, 2009, 07:53:18 PM
Quote from: wiley on September 27, 2009, 10:26:06 AMCongratualtions on your 1.000 I would have got more drunk too!!
I went and bought a telly with it rather than drinking it.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Blooby on September 27, 2009, 08:11:37 PM
Post by: Blooby on September 27, 2009, 08:11:37 PM
Quote from: 64Guitars on September 25, 2009, 07:43:48 PMA nice pair of Bloobys... ;D(https://songcrafters.org/64guitars/Images/2Bloobys.png)
My computer dies, I go away for a bit, and I come back to this?
I'm both flattered and disturbed.
Blooby
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Satchwood on September 27, 2009, 08:46:27 PM
Post by: Satchwood on September 27, 2009, 08:46:27 PM
A pair of Bloobies on the beach RULE.....ye3s I've had a couple few...oh whatever.....
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Davo on September 28, 2009, 12:42:08 AM
Post by: Davo on September 28, 2009, 12:42:08 AM
Quote from: Migs on September 27, 2009, 07:53:18 PMTelly, or Tele? Its a big difference.Quote from: wiley on September 27, 2009, 10:26:06 AMCongratualtions on your 1.000 I would have got more drunk too!!
I went and bought a telly with it rather than drinking it.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Migs on September 28, 2009, 01:14:54 AM
Post by: Migs on September 28, 2009, 01:14:54 AM
Quote from: Davo on September 28, 2009, 12:42:08 AMI already had a Tele ... I didn't have a telly ... now I have both :)Quote from: Migs on September 27, 2009, 07:53:18 PMTelly, or Tele? Its a big difference.Quote from: wiley on September 27, 2009, 10:26:06 AMCongratualtions on your 1.000 I would have got more drunk too!!
I went and bought a telly with it rather than drinking it.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Blooby on September 28, 2009, 04:31:39 AM
Post by: Blooby on September 28, 2009, 04:31:39 AM
Quote from: Davo on September 28, 2009, 12:42:08 AMTelly, or Tele? Its a big difference.
(http://waynesmovies.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/telly-savalas.jpg)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: guitarron on September 28, 2009, 04:35:40 AM
Post by: guitarron on September 28, 2009, 04:35:40 AM
Quote from: Blooby on September 28, 2009, 04:31:39 AMQuote from: Davo on September 28, 2009, 12:42:08 AMTelly, or Tele? Its a big difference.(http://waynesmovies.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/telly-savalas.jpg)
that's so 70's
who loves ya baby
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on September 28, 2009, 01:14:07 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on September 28, 2009, 01:14:07 PM
Telly
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/03/telllly.jpg)
Or Telly...
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Mig0Nzx-fN4/R8pBBxWz_bI/AAAAAAAABBk/sXDadrDFeng/s400/Telly-Savalas-This-Is-Telly-Sav-375041.jpg)
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/03/telllly.jpg)
Or Telly...
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Mig0Nzx-fN4/R8pBBxWz_bI/AAAAAAAABBk/sXDadrDFeng/s400/Telly-Savalas-This-Is-Telly-Sav-375041.jpg)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: launched on September 28, 2009, 01:31:05 PM
Post by: launched on September 28, 2009, 01:31:05 PM
Telly freakin' rocks, man!!!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Davo on September 28, 2009, 11:57:03 PM
Post by: Davo on September 28, 2009, 11:57:03 PM
Ive never met a Telly, or Tele I didnt think was cool.
I think its time to watch The Dirty Dozen.
I think its time to watch The Dirty Dozen.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Migs on September 29, 2009, 12:58:59 AM
Post by: Migs on September 29, 2009, 12:58:59 AM
Quote from: Davo on September 28, 2009, 11:57:03 PMIve never met a Telly, or Tele I didnt think was cool.
Teletubbies are not cool.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Tony W on September 29, 2009, 05:37:09 PM
Post by: Tony W on September 29, 2009, 05:37:09 PM
Is anyone here morally opposed to shooting rodents (mice) in the house instead of setting a trap for it? My girlfriend seems to think that it isn't cool......
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: launched on September 29, 2009, 05:41:53 PM
Post by: launched on September 29, 2009, 05:41:53 PM
Quote from: Tony W on September 29, 2009, 05:37:09 PMIs anyone here morally opposed to shooting rodents (mice) in the house instead of setting a trap for it? My girlfriend seems to think that it isn't cool......
I use a bb gun at camp.
At home I can never find them let alone shoot them - I would if I could, though. I use a regular old wooden snap trap with American cheese packed around the tripper thing. It's getting to be that time of year, isn't it. I'm going to put a few traps in my basement right now...
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Tony W on September 29, 2009, 05:49:21 PM
Post by: Tony W on September 29, 2009, 05:49:21 PM
I love .22 caliber bird shot. you don't even have to aim. The little bastard was looking at me through a hole in the wall that I found. The Marine in me took over, one shot one kill. and followed up with 5 minutes worth of prodding with a wire clothes hanger to get him out.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on September 29, 2009, 06:04:28 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on September 29, 2009, 06:04:28 PM
Did someone say BB gun......
You want to speak to Steve (From Osckilo)...
(http://www.doppelme.com/TRANSPARENT/100/DM198550F8T/avatar.png)
The Guy has about 15 of them in various forms.......
"problem" is the word that comes to mind.....
We watched "Wanted" this summer and spent an evening trying to shoot flys that had been attracted into the room by the lights....
The "hit rate" was quite impressive..... Sad..... But Impressive....
You want to speak to Steve (From Osckilo)...
(http://www.doppelme.com/TRANSPARENT/100/DM198550F8T/avatar.png)
The Guy has about 15 of them in various forms.......
"problem" is the word that comes to mind.....
We watched "Wanted" this summer and spent an evening trying to shoot flys that had been attracted into the room by the lights....
The "hit rate" was quite impressive..... Sad..... But Impressive....
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Wiley on September 29, 2009, 06:11:11 PM
Post by: Wiley on September 29, 2009, 06:11:11 PM
LOL ROFLMAO YOu guys are hysterical. MY brothers always shot me with a bb gun. lOL fly's would have been more of a challenge. And mice. And TonyW I bet your girlfriend wasn't impressed. A little noisy. Although I have to admit I shot a racoon out the kitchen screen one time. Grabbed a kitten and the war was on. I got him too! But There was a nice hole in the screen for hubby to fix. lOL He wasn't happy!!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: launched on September 29, 2009, 06:39:20 PM
Post by: launched on September 29, 2009, 06:39:20 PM
Quote from: Tony W on September 29, 2009, 05:49:21 PMI love .22 caliber bird shot. you don't even have to aim. The little bastard was looking at me through a hole in the wall that I found. The Marine in me took over, one shot one kill. and followed up with 5 minutes worth of prodding with a wire clothes hanger to get him out.
.22 cal birdshot - I'll have to try that.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on September 29, 2009, 06:49:03 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on September 29, 2009, 06:49:03 PM
Quote from: wiley on September 29, 2009, 06:11:11 PMLOL ROFLMAO YOu guys are hysterical. MY brothers always shot me with a bb gun. lOL fly's would have been more of a challenge. And mice. And TonyW I bet your girlfriend wasn't impressed. A little noisy. Although I have to admit I shot a racoon out the kitchen screen one time. Grabbed a kitten and the war was on. I got him too! But There was a nice hole in the screen for hubby to fix. lOL He wasn't happy!!
Racoons Eat Kittens??? !!!! ???
OMG..!!!
But they look real friendly.....
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Tony W on September 29, 2009, 06:49:19 PM
Post by: Tony W on September 29, 2009, 06:49:19 PM
Duct tape PJ. never fails. If it starts to fall off the screen.... hit both sides.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Tony W on September 29, 2009, 06:50:45 PM
Post by: Tony W on September 29, 2009, 06:50:45 PM
I"m mastering right now. I saw a mouse while I was recording, thought it would be good time to bring the gun downstairs.
of course now I want to shoot some flies for some reason.
oooh Just heard a spot where I wish I weren't mastering.
Poor Mike.
of course now I want to shoot some flies for some reason.
oooh Just heard a spot where I wish I weren't mastering.
Poor Mike.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on September 29, 2009, 06:55:14 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on September 29, 2009, 06:55:14 PM
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/mmc-beta-production/assets/8382/fly_article.jpg)
Get him Tony!!!!
Get him Tony!!!!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Tony W on September 29, 2009, 06:57:34 PM
Post by: Tony W on September 29, 2009, 06:57:34 PM
Thnaks Ocskilo nwo I cnat see waht I tpyed.
(http://aquasystemsusa.com/gallery/dead%20fly.jpg)
(http://aquasystemsusa.com/gallery/dead%20fly.jpg)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Tony W on September 29, 2009, 07:02:19 PM
Post by: Tony W on September 29, 2009, 07:02:19 PM
/replaced monitor
Ok, mastering is done, some cool stuff, some bad stuff, but how else do you get better?
Ok, mastering is done, some cool stuff, some bad stuff, but how else do you get better?
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on September 29, 2009, 07:03:52 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on September 29, 2009, 07:03:52 PM
Lol!!!!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Ted on September 30, 2009, 11:03:52 AM
Post by: Ted on September 30, 2009, 11:03:52 AM
Lately I've been killing flies the way a supervillian might: I freeze them.
That's right. When I hear a fly buzzing near my desk, I grab a can of duster gas, turn it upside down, and rain frozen death upon the buzzing pest.
That's right. When I hear a fly buzzing near my desk, I grab a can of duster gas, turn it upside down, and rain frozen death upon the buzzing pest.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/22/Canned-air.jpg/150px-Canned-air.jpg)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Wiley on September 30, 2009, 03:13:41 PM
Post by: Wiley on September 30, 2009, 03:13:41 PM
ROFLMAO ROFLMAO Can't wait to read these post. They make my day. I love the fly and dead fly And freezing them?
Ok Now here is one you have to believe me it really happens. Just try it. Catch a fly (alive) put him in a glass of water, or beer, it doesn't matter. Leave him for several minutes until you are sure he is drowned and dead. Then take him out and put him on the table and cover up with table salt. Order another beer and drink along. But keep an eye on the buried fly. After about 5 min or so he will come out of the salt and start cleaning his wings and eventually fly away. We usually let them as this is considered fly torture. lOL
This is how boring the bars are in Nebraska, but it really works. They will come back to life.
P.J.
Ok Now here is one you have to believe me it really happens. Just try it. Catch a fly (alive) put him in a glass of water, or beer, it doesn't matter. Leave him for several minutes until you are sure he is drowned and dead. Then take him out and put him on the table and cover up with table salt. Order another beer and drink along. But keep an eye on the buried fly. After about 5 min or so he will come out of the salt and start cleaning his wings and eventually fly away. We usually let them as this is considered fly torture. lOL
This is how boring the bars are in Nebraska, but it really works. They will come back to life.
P.J.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: 64Guitars on September 30, 2009, 03:23:24 PM
Post by: 64Guitars on September 30, 2009, 03:23:24 PM
Cool! 8)
http://www.wikihow.com/Appear-to-Save-a-Fly-From-Drowning (http://www.wikihow.com/Appear-to-Save-a-Fly-From-Drowning)
http://www.wikihow.com/Appear-to-Save-a-Fly-From-Drowning (http://www.wikihow.com/Appear-to-Save-a-Fly-From-Drowning)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Wiley on September 30, 2009, 03:54:02 PM
Post by: Wiley on September 30, 2009, 03:54:02 PM
Hey cool 64 now I know why it works. We won lots of bets doing it. LOL
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Davo on October 01, 2009, 07:55:29 PM
Post by: Davo on October 01, 2009, 07:55:29 PM
Those fly pics made me read the wikipedia article on houseflies.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on October 01, 2009, 07:58:26 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on October 01, 2009, 07:58:26 PM
Something must have died in a vent at work.....
The office was full of flies.....
Big-ass, not scared of people flies....
A box of rubber bands, and 45 hits later......... There was still more.....
(http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/4858697/www.instructablescom-main_Full.jpg)
It has become the highlight of my day.......
Messy stuff though.... And takes away from Daily Business.....
The office was full of flies.....
Big-ass, not scared of people flies....
A box of rubber bands, and 45 hits later......... There was still more.....
(http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/4858697/www.instructablescom-main_Full.jpg)
It has become the highlight of my day.......
Messy stuff though.... And takes away from Daily Business.....
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Migs on October 01, 2009, 10:18:47 PM
Post by: Migs on October 01, 2009, 10:18:47 PM
Ok, I just had a few beers over lunch. It is Friday and I have no meetings this afternoon ... and my boss is leaving early because it is a long weekend.
Anyway, one guy I was with had 4 pints over lunch and is off to a meeting with a client !
WTF ?
There is no way I would go to a meeting with a client reeking of alcomohol.
Anyway, one guy I was with had 4 pints over lunch and is off to a meeting with a client !
WTF ?
There is no way I would go to a meeting with a client reeking of alcomohol.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: indierik on October 02, 2009, 02:34:20 AM
Post by: indierik on October 02, 2009, 02:34:20 AM
Quote from: wiley on September 20, 2009, 02:00:55 PMHere's one for you guys. Biggest bike event in Iowa. AND no it's not me LOL couldn't find the one I was looking for. This will have to do!!
It is me, on the back. haha
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: fenderbender on October 03, 2009, 05:35:59 PM
Post by: fenderbender on October 03, 2009, 05:35:59 PM
do you know what? you lot are a shower of crazy baskets ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :) :)
manys the happy hour we spent as kids with rubber bands and ammo trying to zap flies to shed doors
or trying to outstare the the cat on the garden wall -
now its trying to stare at the tv after a couple beers ??? ??? ???
ahhhh whose call is it 8) 8) 8)
--------work -the curse of the drinking man ----
:) :) :) :D :D :)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on October 03, 2009, 05:40:19 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on October 03, 2009, 05:40:19 PM
I used to try and out stare the cats on the garden wall.....
Now I Have my own and can do it in the comfort of my lounge....
Still havent won yet.......
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y31/Fredcat/Cats%2002/Cat-CatStaringFirstToBlinkLoses.jpg)
Now I Have my own and can do it in the comfort of my lounge....
Still havent won yet.......
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y31/Fredcat/Cats%2002/Cat-CatStaringFirstToBlinkLoses.jpg)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Tony W on October 04, 2009, 02:20:57 AM
Post by: Tony W on October 04, 2009, 02:20:57 AM
4:20 in the morning, I might have drank one or 2 a few hours ago, and I get a call from work. The phone system has crashed. Of course, I'm not exactly the most polite person this time of day, I replied "then how the f**K are you calling me?" Seemed like a proper joke at the time..... Now I'm in the office and it's lost all humor.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on October 04, 2009, 04:19:12 AM
Post by: OsCKilO on October 04, 2009, 04:19:12 AM
Oh dear....
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on October 04, 2009, 04:22:05 AM
Post by: OsCKilO on October 04, 2009, 04:22:05 AM
Find a Lipstick and Proceed to write this on the window........
(http://api.ning.com/files/OH*m4HLSSUZXJn-P12TzGBrWn6xIdIUIDCF1JshcX1MdnZaMcw3ABF*IUB9syASoqbDVvpq3K-1x3vQ1vaSwcMnqRcyjKMBk/WhySoSerious.jpg)
Work's for me.......
(http://api.ning.com/files/OH*m4HLSSUZXJn-P12TzGBrWn6xIdIUIDCF1JshcX1MdnZaMcw3ABF*IUB9syASoqbDVvpq3K-1x3vQ1vaSwcMnqRcyjKMBk/WhySoSerious.jpg)
Work's for me.......
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on October 04, 2009, 04:23:05 AM
Post by: OsCKilO on October 04, 2009, 04:23:05 AM
And you get your own table in the Canteen!!
Cool or what!!
Cool or what!!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on October 04, 2009, 04:24:13 AM
Post by: OsCKilO on October 04, 2009, 04:24:13 AM
(http://seriouscat.com/SeriousCat.jpg)
(http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/w/why_so_serious_cat-12947.jpg)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on October 04, 2009, 04:34:15 AM
Post by: OsCKilO on October 04, 2009, 04:34:15 AM
Ahhhhhh.....
Look at this one.....
(http://www.2funnycats.com/files/media/cats-wallpapers-11.jpg)
I'd be telling him to Get the F*ck off my Guitar!
Look at this one.....
(http://www.2funnycats.com/files/media/cats-wallpapers-11.jpg)
I'd be telling him to Get the F*ck off my Guitar!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on October 04, 2009, 04:38:47 AM
Post by: OsCKilO on October 04, 2009, 04:38:47 AM
There is just too much in this picture that doesn't make sense...
(http://www.bandofcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/funny-cats_03.jpg)
(http://www.bandofcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/funny-cats_03.jpg)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on October 04, 2009, 04:41:36 AM
Post by: OsCKilO on October 04, 2009, 04:41:36 AM
Last One......
(http://www.bandofcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/funny-cats_12.jpg)
(http://www.bandofcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/funny-cats_12.jpg)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Tony W on October 05, 2009, 09:56:04 AM
Post by: Tony W on October 05, 2009, 09:56:04 AM
My Cat can kick your cat's ass
(http://www.hahastop.com/pictures/An_Attack_Cat.jpg)
(http://www.hahastop.com/pictures/An_Attack_Cat.jpg)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Wiley on October 05, 2009, 04:01:20 PM
Post by: Wiley on October 05, 2009, 04:01:20 PM
I think he can too!! Mine are all pussies. You know this is one of the first posts I check when I get on to see what you guys have been up to. It always makes my day. lOL
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on October 05, 2009, 06:15:58 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on October 05, 2009, 06:15:58 PM
This cat will Shoot yours with his lazer beam Eyes!!!
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2465/3672246201_55ff5d4d99.jpg?v=0)
Whilst the other one prepares to fire!
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3578/3473799636_2729b202da.jpg)
Lol!
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2465/3672246201_55ff5d4d99.jpg?v=0)
Whilst the other one prepares to fire!
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3578/3473799636_2729b202da.jpg)
Lol!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Wiley on October 05, 2009, 06:20:33 PM
Post by: Wiley on October 05, 2009, 06:20:33 PM
(http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6712/3234/1600/mad-cat.jpg)
But mine can do tricks!!
But mine can do tricks!!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Wiley on October 05, 2009, 06:26:02 PM
Post by: Wiley on October 05, 2009, 06:26:02 PM
My cat can only get so evil
(http://bp1.blogger.com/_y8qhm316y84/Re3z8bDt6KI/AAAAAAAAALY/f09cLnSIP2c/s400/evil-kitty.jpg)
(http://bp1.blogger.com/_y8qhm316y84/Re3z8bDt6KI/AAAAAAAAALY/f09cLnSIP2c/s400/evil-kitty.jpg)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Wiley on October 05, 2009, 06:30:06 PM
Post by: Wiley on October 05, 2009, 06:30:06 PM
But my dog is another story.
(http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/26500/Ugly-Mean-Dog--26957.jpg)
(http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/26500/Ugly-Mean-Dog--26957.jpg)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on October 05, 2009, 06:58:09 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on October 05, 2009, 06:58:09 PM
Oh Dear Lord!!!!!! :o :o
Thats not right!!!!!!!
Thats not right!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on October 05, 2009, 06:59:25 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on October 05, 2009, 06:59:25 PM
This is worse!
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/538273/981916.jpg)
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/538273/981916.jpg)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on October 05, 2009, 07:01:10 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on October 05, 2009, 07:01:10 PM
(http://www.crazydaniel.com/2.jpg/2-full.jpg)
MuaHahHahahahahaha!!!!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Tony W on October 05, 2009, 08:54:00 PM
Post by: Tony W on October 05, 2009, 08:54:00 PM
look what your cat's lazer beams did to my cat
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_anQnlU5D4sM/R5oXdXkF-7I/AAAAAAAABaY/zsp49axeJDM/s400/worlds-ugliest-cat.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_anQnlU5D4sM/R5oXdXkF-7I/AAAAAAAABaY/zsp49axeJDM/s400/worlds-ugliest-cat.jpg)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: launched on October 05, 2009, 09:04:05 PM
Post by: launched on October 05, 2009, 09:04:05 PM
Quote from: Tony W on October 05, 2009, 08:54:00 PMlook what your cat's lazer beams did to my cat
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_anQnlU5D4sM/R5oXdXkF-7I/AAAAAAAABaY/zsp49axeJDM/s400/worlds-ugliest-cat.jpg)
Where the hell did you find that screeby lookin' thing???? :D
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on October 05, 2009, 09:14:53 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on October 05, 2009, 09:14:53 PM
Sorry Bro.....
It never knows where to draw the line with it's Lazers........
It never knows where to draw the line with it's Lazers........
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on October 05, 2009, 09:15:42 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on October 05, 2009, 09:15:42 PM
(http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/animals/Cat_firing_lazer.jpg)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Tony W on October 05, 2009, 09:28:53 PM
Post by: Tony W on October 05, 2009, 09:28:53 PM
keep trying you're a lousy shot
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_soITvA3xHPY/SreJK2bXQ1I/AAAAAAAAFxo/R-N-grTMgQ4/s400/Lazer+Cat.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_soITvA3xHPY/SreJK2bXQ1I/AAAAAAAAFxo/R-N-grTMgQ4/s400/Lazer+Cat.jpg)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on October 06, 2009, 05:20:22 AM
Post by: OsCKilO on October 06, 2009, 05:20:22 AM
Gottcha!!!!!!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/OhGodtheRats/catburncityglitterjaredhindman.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/OhGodtheRats/catburncityglitterjaredhindman.jpg)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Tony W on October 06, 2009, 12:10:26 PM
Post by: Tony W on October 06, 2009, 12:10:26 PM
MOAR
(http://i369.photobucket.com/albums/oo133/spiritofstlouis/ManEatingCat.jpg)
(http://i369.photobucket.com/albums/oo133/spiritofstlouis/ManEatingCat.jpg)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on October 06, 2009, 02:18:58 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on October 06, 2009, 02:18:58 PM
What is he eating.....? ;)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Tony W on October 06, 2009, 02:27:38 PM
Post by: Tony W on October 06, 2009, 02:27:38 PM
you're baiting me!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on October 06, 2009, 02:40:04 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on October 06, 2009, 02:40:04 PM
Oh.....
It's a cat.......
What was that Tony.....???
Dont know what you mean...... ;) ;D
It's a cat.......
What was that Tony.....???
Dont know what you mean...... ;) ;D
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Wiley on October 06, 2009, 02:46:35 PM
Post by: Wiley on October 06, 2009, 02:46:35 PM
ROFLMAO My tears I can't see I am laughing so hard. You guys are so funny. And I thought my little mean dog was funny!. lOL LOLO
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on October 06, 2009, 03:03:29 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on October 06, 2009, 03:03:29 PM
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-pictures-one-with-truth-one-with-lie-cats-clock.jpg)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Oldrottenhead on October 06, 2009, 03:54:48 PM
Post by: Oldrottenhead on October 06, 2009, 03:54:48 PM
ask one of them what the other would say and do the opposite.
for example if you asked one what would he say the right way to go was, left or right. if he was the liar he would say the wrong way if he was the truth teller he would also say the wrong way as that is what the liar would say.
does that make sense.
for example if you asked one what would he say the right way to go was, left or right. if he was the liar he would say the wrong way if he was the truth teller he would also say the wrong way as that is what the liar would say.
does that make sense.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Ted on October 06, 2009, 04:20:07 PM
Post by: Ted on October 06, 2009, 04:20:07 PM
Quote from: oldrottenhead on October 06, 2009, 03:54:48 PMask one of them what the other would say and do the opposite.
for example if you asked one what would he say the right way to go was, left or right. if he was the liar he would say the wrong way if he was the truth teller he would also say the wrong way as that is what the liar would say.
does that make sense.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on October 06, 2009, 04:43:58 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on October 06, 2009, 04:43:58 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6xEegqMPeJY/SCJJA7En5LI/AAAAAAAAAC0/TyBhYXXIm8s/s320/cat.bmp)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Wiley on October 06, 2009, 04:48:19 PM
Post by: Wiley on October 06, 2009, 04:48:19 PM
Please Please Please don't get me with your laser eyes.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_en3tE7aKwk8/SpMEvXmfzaI/AAAAAAAAA04/-U6fFXTJWcs/s640/sad+cat.jpg)
And my cat gets stoned
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_en3tE7aKwk8/SpMEiheOKGI/AAAAAAAAA0g/zCFIn4IHyR4/s640/stoner+cat.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_en3tE7aKwk8/SpMEvXmfzaI/AAAAAAAAA04/-U6fFXTJWcs/s640/sad+cat.jpg)
And my cat gets stoned
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_en3tE7aKwk8/SpMEiheOKGI/AAAAAAAAA0g/zCFIn4IHyR4/s640/stoner+cat.jpg)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Davo on October 07, 2009, 01:43:44 AM
Post by: Davo on October 07, 2009, 01:43:44 AM
Quote from: Ted on October 06, 2009, 04:20:07 PMI just watched this again a few months ago, last time id seen it was as a child, its still great-but neverending story is even better!Quote from: oldrottenhead on October 06, 2009, 03:54:48 PMask one of them what the other would say and do the opposite.
for example if you asked one what would he say the right way to go was, left or right. if he was the liar he would say the wrong way if he was the truth teller he would also say the wrong way as that is what the liar would say.
does that make sense.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Davo on October 07, 2009, 02:04:01 AM
Post by: Davo on October 07, 2009, 02:04:01 AM
Im actually drizzy as a skizzy in this thread-you have no idea how long Ive wanted to be!
Whos this guy at any friends party?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P66YhumgSCI
Whos this guy at any friends party?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P66YhumgSCI
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on October 07, 2009, 10:40:50 AM
Post by: OsCKilO on October 07, 2009, 10:40:50 AM
Well Done Davo!!!!!!
You Gotta post a drunken recording Now!!!!!!
You Gotta post a drunken recording Now!!!!!!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Davo on October 07, 2009, 12:13:51 PM
Post by: Davo on October 07, 2009, 12:13:51 PM
Quote from: osckilo on October 07, 2009, 10:40:50 AMWell Done Davo!!!!!!I came up with a cool little grove, got and my memory card filled. I then erased it while making space. :)
You Gotta post a drunken recording Now!!!!!!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on October 10, 2009, 10:55:59 AM
Post by: OsCKilO on October 10, 2009, 10:55:59 AM
Doh!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: launched on October 10, 2009, 02:25:12 PM
Post by: launched on October 10, 2009, 02:25:12 PM
Quote from: Davo on October 07, 2009, 12:13:51 PMQuote from: osckilo on October 07, 2009, 10:40:50 AMWell Done Davo!!!!!!I came up with a cool little grove, got and my memory card filled. I then erased it while making space. :)
You Gotta post a drunken recording Now!!!!!!
That sounds like a cop out, Dave! Or an excuse to get drunk again, and make another epic jam... :D
I love excuses to go get drunk. And now I feel good about myself because I gave you one...
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on October 10, 2009, 02:43:36 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on October 10, 2009, 02:43:36 PM
My Liver thinks you are Satan Mark.....
(http://api.ning.com/files/TS*19S4G5VopjSMzJOHWON-YLsxw649sLvbQxz93ajSHVdgOruX1BQm1hURpyZD45KdsK5E5fF8L-GtT5DpPS2ACvREd0nJk/BeerDevil.JPG?width=183&height=183&crop=1%3A1)
(http://api.ning.com/files/TS*19S4G5VopjSMzJOHWON-YLsxw649sLvbQxz93ajSHVdgOruX1BQm1hURpyZD45KdsK5E5fF8L-GtT5DpPS2ACvREd0nJk/BeerDevil.JPG?width=183&height=183&crop=1%3A1)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: launched on October 10, 2009, 02:51:24 PM
Post by: launched on October 10, 2009, 02:51:24 PM
Satan's Liver on MySpace. (http://www.myspace.com/satansliver)
If you ask to be his friend, maybe he'll let you see his profile...
If you ask to be his friend, maybe he'll let you see his profile...
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on October 10, 2009, 02:53:06 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on October 10, 2009, 02:53:06 PM
Quote from: launched on October 10, 2009, 02:51:24 PMSatan's Liver on MySpace. (http://www.myspace.com/satansliver)
If you ask to be his friend, maybe he'll let you see his profile...
Maybe not......
Lol
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: launched on October 10, 2009, 03:20:12 PM
Post by: launched on October 10, 2009, 03:20:12 PM
But he would love you - I can tell! BFFL do doubt!!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Ted on October 10, 2009, 04:59:16 PM
Post by: Ted on October 10, 2009, 04:59:16 PM
Quote from: osckilo on October 10, 2009, 02:43:36 PMMy Liver thinks you are Satan Mark.....
(http://api.ning.com/files/TS*19S4G5VopjSMzJOHWON-YLsxw649sLvbQxz93ajSHVdgOruX1BQm1hURpyZD45KdsK5E5fF8L-GtT5DpPS2ACvREd0nJk/BeerDevil.JPG?width=183&height=183&crop=1%3A1)
That, my UK beer-loving friends (and others) is the the logo for Arrogant Bastard Ale (http://www.arrogantbastard.com/), from the Stone Brewery, near San Diego, California.
When you visit the United States of America, there are two places you must visit: The Grand Canyon (http://www.grandcanyonbrewingco.com/), and the Stone Brewery (http://www.stonebrew.com/visit/). If you have time, visit Brickskeller Saloon (http://www.lovethebeer.com/) in Washington, DC. Then go home. You'll have covered it.
Click all of those links. They're there for a reason.
I'm sitting here with a glass of ice water next to me, while three pints of Stone beer wait in my fridge. What the hell is wrong with me, and why am I in the drunk tank?
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on October 10, 2009, 08:26:09 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on October 10, 2009, 08:26:09 PM
Have had it here!!!
Why do you Think I posted! They sell it in Old Compton Street W1.....
Now all I Gotta do is visit The Canyon!!!!!!
Why do you Think I posted! They sell it in Old Compton Street W1.....
Now all I Gotta do is visit The Canyon!!!!!!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on October 10, 2009, 08:27:38 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on October 10, 2009, 08:27:38 PM
What does it taste like......
Like Every other Filtered Beer!
Fresh and Evil!
Like Every other Filtered Beer!
Fresh and Evil!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Davo on October 12, 2009, 12:10:52 AM
Post by: Davo on October 12, 2009, 12:10:52 AM
Quote from: osckilo on October 10, 2009, 08:27:38 PMWhat does it taste like......
Like Every other Filtered Beer!
Fresh and Evil!
Stone is where its at! I went to the internation brew fest this summer-they know how to make beer:)
That said, I hit up Oktoberfest again this weekend and those Germans know beer.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on October 12, 2009, 02:56:20 AM
Post by: OsCKilO on October 12, 2009, 02:56:20 AM
There is a bevarian beer hall down the road from me.....
I want to try it....
I want to try it....
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on October 15, 2009, 05:28:57 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on October 15, 2009, 05:28:57 PM
Jim?
Are you in here?
I'm getting drunk on greek wine with no-one to talk to......
Are you in here?
I'm getting drunk on greek wine with no-one to talk to......
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Oldrottenhead on October 15, 2009, 05:31:44 PM
Post by: Oldrottenhead on October 15, 2009, 05:31:44 PM
burp
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Oldrottenhead on October 15, 2009, 05:32:30 PM
Post by: Oldrottenhead on October 15, 2009, 05:32:30 PM
just demolished a case of coors lite burp!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on October 15, 2009, 05:35:42 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on October 15, 2009, 05:35:42 PM
means you aint drunk....
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Oldrottenhead on October 15, 2009, 05:38:11 PM
Post by: Oldrottenhead on October 15, 2009, 05:38:11 PM
on a promise with mrs orh nite nite
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on October 15, 2009, 05:44:26 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on October 15, 2009, 05:44:26 PM
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on October 15, 2009, 05:50:01 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on October 15, 2009, 05:50:01 PM
Oh well.....
No one here.......
I may as well catch up on the sport of English genius that is........
CheeseRolling......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxpvnE-25vY
Come on Lads!!!!!!
Beat that cheese!!!!!!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on October 15, 2009, 05:55:55 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on October 15, 2009, 05:55:55 PM
And morris dancing.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WJ-_Y8Dj3s
I wonder if the napkins are weighted....... ???
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on October 15, 2009, 05:58:15 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on October 15, 2009, 05:58:15 PM
I wonder if morris dancing can be perfected into a martial art.......?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dEZ4w7VRq4
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on October 15, 2009, 06:02:15 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on October 15, 2009, 06:02:15 PM
Indeed it can!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61dvTqEoiqQ
This morris dancing stuff is hardcore!!!!!!!
Do not let the Napkins and bells fool you!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFu5jzC-wp0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61dvTqEoiqQ
This morris dancing stuff is hardcore!!!!!!!
Do not let the Napkins and bells fool you!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFu5jzC-wp0
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Wiley on October 15, 2009, 06:47:52 PM
Post by: Wiley on October 15, 2009, 06:47:52 PM
Anyone play bagpipes here?
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Davo on October 15, 2009, 07:08:26 PM
Post by: Davo on October 15, 2009, 07:08:26 PM
Quote from: wiley on October 15, 2009, 06:47:52 PMAnyone play bagpipes here?LOL I love the drunktank
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Wiley on October 15, 2009, 07:16:40 PM
Post by: Wiley on October 15, 2009, 07:16:40 PM
Me Too!!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on October 15, 2009, 07:40:42 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on October 15, 2009, 07:40:42 PM
My journey Continues.....
One thing led on from the next with tonight's study on Morris dancing......
It has led me to India and the discipline of "kalarippayattu".....
Rumored to be one of the the oldest martial arts.......
Of particular note I noticed the following......
There were two similar programs made where the presenter would visit the teaching establishments.....
One from the U.K....
One from the states.....
From the two shows one thing stuck in my mind....
Whilst the Guys from the states were so polite and Open to the learning experience.....
The U.K presenter was so rude and dogmatic as to his ideals.....
Hat's off to you guys in the states.....
Weird thing to watch in consecutive order....
The U.S is not famed for political correctness over here (England).......
These guys really changed my perception when viewed with the U.K equivalent..
U.S Version... Need only watch the first few seconds to see how polite the Presenters are...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pAt1nIR6Fk
U.K version.... The presenter comes across as a proper cock.......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sh7x3-VXh0
Once again..... Hats off to the Guys in the states.... Supprised me.............
One thing led on from the next with tonight's study on Morris dancing......
It has led me to India and the discipline of "kalarippayattu".....
Rumored to be one of the the oldest martial arts.......
Of particular note I noticed the following......
There were two similar programs made where the presenter would visit the teaching establishments.....
One from the U.K....
One from the states.....
From the two shows one thing stuck in my mind....
Whilst the Guys from the states were so polite and Open to the learning experience.....
The U.K presenter was so rude and dogmatic as to his ideals.....
Hat's off to you guys in the states.....
Weird thing to watch in consecutive order....
The U.S is not famed for political correctness over here (England).......
These guys really changed my perception when viewed with the U.K equivalent..
U.S Version... Need only watch the first few seconds to see how polite the Presenters are...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pAt1nIR6Fk
U.K version.... The presenter comes across as a proper cock.......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sh7x3-VXh0
Once again..... Hats off to the Guys in the states.... Supprised me.............
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Ted on October 15, 2009, 08:27:48 PM
Post by: Ted on October 15, 2009, 08:27:48 PM
Here in the USA, we hurt people with the utmost civility.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on October 15, 2009, 08:29:08 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on October 15, 2009, 08:29:08 PM
Quote from: Ted on October 15, 2009, 08:27:48 PMHere in the USA, we hurt people with the utmost civility.
So I See!
It is quite Refreshing!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: SdC on October 16, 2009, 04:05:18 AM
Post by: SdC on October 16, 2009, 04:05:18 AM
Quote from: osckilo on October 15, 2009, 08:29:08 PMQuote from: Ted on October 15, 2009, 08:27:48 PMHere in the USA, we hurt people with the utmost civility.
So I See!
It is quite Refreshing!
In any other forum remarks like this would quickly escalate to all-out flame wars and Moderator intervention. How refreshing.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Tony W on October 16, 2009, 10:01:56 AM
Post by: Tony W on October 16, 2009, 10:01:56 AM
(http://www.buddytv.com/articles/Image/gordon-ramsay%281%29.jpg)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Tony W on October 16, 2009, 10:32:12 AM
Post by: Tony W on October 16, 2009, 10:32:12 AM
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on October 16, 2009, 12:25:37 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on October 16, 2009, 12:25:37 PM
Oh Gordon......... ::)
Our Fair nations spiciest export....
Our Fair nations spiciest export....
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Tony W on October 16, 2009, 02:08:04 PM
Post by: Tony W on October 16, 2009, 02:08:04 PM
I cannot tell a lie, I like Gordon Ramsay.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Ted on October 17, 2009, 10:51:21 AM
Post by: Ted on October 17, 2009, 10:51:21 AM
Quote from: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=underboob&defid=3818388underboob
October 17, 2009 Urban Word of the Day
cleavage visible from the part of the shirt that covers the bottom of the female breasts
If that is not a deliberate underboob, I don't know what is.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on October 17, 2009, 11:42:13 AM
Post by: OsCKilO on October 17, 2009, 11:42:13 AM
Quote from: Ted on October 17, 2009, 10:51:21 AMQuote from: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=underboob&defid=3818388underboob
October 17, 2009 Urban Word of the Day
cleavage visible from the part of the shirt that covers the bottom of the female breasts
If that is not a deliberate underboob, I don't know what is.
No pic?
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Ted on October 17, 2009, 12:47:46 PM
Post by: Ted on October 17, 2009, 12:47:46 PM
Quote from: osckilo on October 17, 2009, 11:42:13 AMQuote from: Ted on October 17, 2009, 10:51:21 AMQuote from: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=underboob&defid=3818388underboob
October 17, 2009 Urban Word of the Day
cleavage visible from the part of the shirt that covers the bottom of the female breasts
If that is not a deliberate underboob, I don't know what is.
No pic?
Yes Sir!
(http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/images/deadspin/2008/06/soccer14.jpg)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: danieldesete on October 17, 2009, 03:15:58 PM
Post by: danieldesete on October 17, 2009, 03:15:58 PM
this is very shocking. If you try to look under their clothes :They don't wear protect shins !
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on October 17, 2009, 04:01:24 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on October 17, 2009, 04:01:24 PM
A fine Line up! :o >:D ;D
I Wonder how their Ball control is........ ;) 0:)
I Wonder how their Ball control is........ ;) 0:)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Davo on October 17, 2009, 04:14:15 PM
Post by: Davo on October 17, 2009, 04:14:15 PM
Quote from: Ted on October 17, 2009, 12:47:46 PMI prefer sideboob but I will let this slide-cause Im flexible like that :)Quote from: osckilo on October 17, 2009, 11:42:13 AMQuote from: Ted on October 17, 2009, 10:51:21 AMQuote from: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=underboob&defid=3818388underboob
October 17, 2009 Urban Word of the Day
cleavage visible from the part of the shirt that covers the bottom of the female breasts
If that is not a deliberate underboob, I don't know what is.
No pic?
Yes Sir!(http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/images/deadspin/2008/06/soccer14.jpg)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: 64Guitars on October 17, 2009, 04:57:40 PM
Post by: 64Guitars on October 17, 2009, 04:57:40 PM
Quote from: Davo on October 17, 2009, 04:14:15 PMI prefer sideboob but I will let this slide-cause Im flexible like that :)
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:pEDdr-n--6lquM:http://imgur.com/2wEDo.jpg) (http://imgur.com/2wEDo.jpg)
(click to enlarge)
(click to enlarge)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on October 17, 2009, 05:01:34 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on October 17, 2009, 05:01:34 PM
SIDE BOOB!!!!!!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: dwardzala on October 17, 2009, 08:52:35 PM
Post by: dwardzala on October 17, 2009, 08:52:35 PM
Quote from: Ted on October 17, 2009, 12:47:46 PMQuote from: osckilo on October 17, 2009, 11:42:13 AMQuote from: Ted on October 17, 2009, 10:51:21 AMQuote from: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=underboob&defid=3818388underboob
October 17, 2009 Urban Word of the Day
cleavage visible from the part of the shirt that covers the bottom of the female breasts
If that is not a deliberate underboob, I don't know what is.
No pic?
Yes Sir!(http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/images/deadspin/2008/06/soccer14.jpg)
I am glad I am not playing football/soccer with them. I would certainly get red carded for illegal touching or handboob.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on October 17, 2009, 09:02:41 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on October 17, 2009, 09:02:41 PM
LOL!!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: danieldesete on October 18, 2009, 01:46:30 AM
Post by: danieldesete on October 18, 2009, 01:46:30 AM
Quote from: 64Guitars on October 17, 2009, 04:57:40 PMthat's an offside boob !Quote from: Davo on October 17, 2009, 04:14:15 PMI prefer sideboob but I will let this slide-cause Im flexible like that :)(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:pEDdr-n--6lquM:http://imgur.com/2wEDo.jpg) (http://imgur.com/2wEDo.jpg)
(click to enlarge)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on October 18, 2009, 12:30:04 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on October 18, 2009, 12:30:04 PM
The Offside Rule and Offside Trap in Football(Soccer)
It is not an offence in itself to be in an offside position.
A player is in an offside position if:
•he is nearer to his opponents' goal line than both the ball and the second last opponent
A player is not in an offside position if:
•he is in his own half of the field of play
•he is level with the second last opponent
•he is level with the last two opponents
Commiting an Offside Offence
A player in an offside position is only penalised if, at the moment the ball touches or is played by one of his team, he is, in the opinion of the referee, involved in active play by:
•interfering with play
•interfering with an opponent
•gaining an advantage by being in that position
No Offence
There is no offside offence if a player receives the ball directly from:
•a goal kick
•a throw-in
•a corner kick
Infringements/Sanctions
For any offside offence, the referee awards an indirect free kick to the opposing team to be taken from the place where the infringement occurred.
(http://www.offside-ref.co.uk/laws/11-offside-rule/offside-rule-trap-success.gif)
This is offside because the red number 10 is in front of all of the defenders, leaving only the goalkeeper back which isn't enough players to play him onside. This position may have been forced by the defenders moving forward in what is called the offside trap.
(http://www.offside-ref.co.uk/laws/11-offside-rule/offside-rule-trap-fail.gif)
Here we can see that the blue number 3 defender has fail to move up the field with rest of his defence and played the red number 9 onside. This is a classic example of where the offside trap fails
(http://www.offside-ref.co.uk/laws/11-offside-rule/why-offside-rule-exists.gif)
The offside rule exists to stop goal hanging, where a player stands next to the opposing teams goal keeper in the hope that someone can get the ball to him (probably using a long ball), so he can get it past the goal keeper. Which would make for a very boring game.
(http://www.offside-ref.co.uk/laws/11-offside-rule/offside-rule-two-players.gif)
The red number 9 isn't beyond the blue 4 defender but is offside because the goal keeper isn't back. This is one of those rare occasions where goal keeper is out of the goal (e.g. last minute of F.A. Cup final on a corner kick) and can't get back in time but if the attacking team play the ball as they normally would, then it would be offside because the offside rule requires two defenders to be in front the attacker and the goal keeper usually counts as a defender.
(http://www.offside-ref.co.uk/laws/11-offside-rule/offside-rule-wrong.gif)
Why are linesmen (assistant referees) always calling offside when it isn't? Well believe it or not its not really their fault (unless the decision goes against you or your team), it's all to do with angles and line of sight. In the picture the purple line represents the linesman's line of sight which as you can see is at a slight angle, this line should be parallel with the goal line. So even though the red number 10 is being played onside by the blue defender it will be called offside. This is unfortunate but does happen from time to time.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on October 18, 2009, 12:31:12 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on October 18, 2009, 12:31:12 PM
WTF????!!!???
I still don't understand the rule! ???
I still don't understand the rule! ???
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Wiley on October 18, 2009, 06:31:07 PM
Post by: Wiley on October 18, 2009, 06:31:07 PM
Hubby says it's about BOOBS, If I don't see BOOBS I don't care. LOL This is so funny, He hardly ever comments.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Oldrottenhead on October 18, 2009, 07:04:03 PM
Post by: Oldrottenhead on October 18, 2009, 07:04:03 PM
the offside rule explained
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Wiley on October 19, 2009, 05:43:56 PM
Post by: Wiley on October 19, 2009, 05:43:56 PM
OK here we go This came to my phone so I sent to my e-mail, uploaded to photo bucket. Hope it works!! Just for you Oski!! Especially since you like cats!!
(http://i997.photobucket.com/albums/af98/Wiley_album/boobs1.jpg)
(http://i997.photobucket.com/albums/af98/Wiley_album/boobs1.jpg)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on October 19, 2009, 05:48:11 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on October 19, 2009, 05:48:11 PM
Quote from: wiley on October 19, 2009, 05:43:56 PMOK here we go This came to my phone so I sent to my e-mail, uploaded to photo bucket. Hope it works!! Just for you Oski
(http://i997.photobucket.com/albums/af98/Wiley_album/boobs1.jpg)
The Garfield boobs have made me feel much better.....
I'm starting a new thread tonight after a BAD open night start!
It will document my Journey through Live Performence.....
LOL!
Lessons learned tonight!
You will see!!!!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Wiley on October 22, 2009, 07:02:08 PM
Post by: Wiley on October 22, 2009, 07:02:08 PM
Garafield boobs are nice. Even I have to admit. And after today I could show you mind and you would be in shock!! Sad and saggy!.. I think I should go to bed soon.!!!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Davo on October 25, 2009, 02:56:46 AM
Post by: Davo on October 25, 2009, 02:56:46 AM
Where are you guys? Why am I the only drunk in here tonight?
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on October 25, 2009, 05:41:51 AM
Post by: OsCKilO on October 25, 2009, 05:41:51 AM
It was 10am here in the U.k when you posted..... Lol
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Davo on October 25, 2009, 04:21:50 PM
Post by: Davo on October 25, 2009, 04:21:50 PM
Quote from: osckilo on October 25, 2009, 05:41:51 AMIt was 10am here in the U.k when you posted..... LolThat is no excuse Mr! ;)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on October 25, 2009, 04:54:15 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on October 25, 2009, 04:54:15 PM
I was asleep with a Hangover......
Lol
Lol
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Migs on October 26, 2009, 07:04:56 PM
Post by: Migs on October 26, 2009, 07:04:56 PM
It is now midday here and my first day back at work after 2 weeks off.
To celebrate, I am going to the pub for a beer.
Oh, and it is my birthday so my boss can't yell at me.
To celebrate, I am going to the pub for a beer.
Oh, and it is my birthday so my boss can't yell at me.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Wiley on October 26, 2009, 07:13:08 PM
Post by: Wiley on October 26, 2009, 07:13:08 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIGS!!!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Blooby on October 26, 2009, 07:13:27 PM
Post by: Blooby on October 26, 2009, 07:13:27 PM
Quote from: Migs on October 26, 2009, 07:04:56 PMIt is now midday here and my first day back at work after 2 weeks off.
To celebrate, I am going to the pub for a beer.
Oh, and it is my birthday so my boss can't yell at me.
Happy birthday, you drunken little monkey.
Blooby
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: fenderbender on October 26, 2009, 07:56:02 PM
Post by: fenderbender on October 26, 2009, 07:56:02 PM
happy birthday to you x4
happy dear Migs ;D ;D ;D
happy dear Migs ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: fenderbender on October 26, 2009, 08:07:00 PM
Post by: fenderbender on October 26, 2009, 08:07:00 PM
its the last bank holiday weekend of the year here in Ireland -so ;D ;D
so me and the boss went out for a drinky (no1 doesnt drink by the way )
so after a couple of pints of Know wiser and going in and out for a smoke (the legal variety ) 3 + a jemmy and red im a bit smiley ;D ;D
start dicussing the state of the nation with some strangers and forgot about no.1
not good -not good at all -but as she knows me too well -a couple of words in the right way and we're all smilies happy again -
but then when we're leaving is hissing rain so its -a jomaxi-taxi-cab-
so that cost me a 10 spot (including tip me being the last of the big spenders ::) ::) ::))==the ten spot being euros -so if you want to work it out in local currency go ahead
;D ;D
so it was a bl....y dear couple of beers
so happy holiday :( :( :( :(
so
so me and the boss went out for a drinky (no1 doesnt drink by the way )
so after a couple of pints of Know wiser and going in and out for a smoke (the legal variety ) 3 + a jemmy and red im a bit smiley ;D ;D
start dicussing the state of the nation with some strangers and forgot about no.1
not good -not good at all -but as she knows me too well -a couple of words in the right way and we're all smilies happy again -
but then when we're leaving is hissing rain so its -a jomaxi-taxi-cab-
so that cost me a 10 spot (including tip me being the last of the big spenders ::) ::) ::))==the ten spot being euros -so if you want to work it out in local currency go ahead
;D ;D
so it was a bl....y dear couple of beers
so happy holiday :( :( :( :(
so
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Wiley on October 26, 2009, 08:11:38 PM
Post by: Wiley on October 26, 2009, 08:11:38 PM
Sounds like you had a blast FB. EVeryone deserves a night out. AND a night out AND a night out. Oh I guess I should quit having them now that I am unemployed. LOL
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Migs on October 26, 2009, 09:53:37 PM
Post by: Migs on October 26, 2009, 09:53:37 PM
Back from my 4 schooners of Sydney's second finest ale.
Thanks for your well wishes one and all.
Boss didn't even notice me gone.
2 hours 10 minutes and I wiill be back in the pub !!!
Thanks for your well wishes one and all.
Boss didn't even notice me gone.
2 hours 10 minutes and I wiill be back in the pub !!!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: 64Guitars on October 26, 2009, 09:57:43 PM
Post by: 64Guitars on October 26, 2009, 09:57:43 PM
Happy Birthday Migs!
(https://songcrafters.org/64guitars/Images/misc/Birthdays/Happy%20Birthday%20Migs.jpg)
(https://songcrafters.org/64guitars/Images/misc/Birthdays/Happy%20Birthday%20Migs.jpg)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on October 26, 2009, 10:10:20 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on October 26, 2009, 10:10:20 PM
HELL YEAH!!!!!!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on October 26, 2009, 10:13:07 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on October 26, 2009, 10:13:07 PM
Oh yeah...
Happy Birthday Migs!!!!
Love that Bow!!!!
Happy Birthday Migs!!!!
Love that Bow!!!!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Ted on October 26, 2009, 11:24:12 PM
Post by: Ted on October 26, 2009, 11:24:12 PM
Happy Birthday Migs! Look! A new laptop!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Saijinn Maas on October 27, 2009, 01:20:59 AM
Post by: Saijinn Maas on October 27, 2009, 01:20:59 AM
Happy Belated Birfday!!!
(http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii39/othello06/HappyBirthday_GothTH-vi.jpg)
(http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii39/othello06/HappyBirthday_GothTH-vi.jpg)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: danieldesete on October 27, 2009, 06:43:12 AM
Post by: danieldesete on October 27, 2009, 06:43:12 AM
Quote from: 64Guitars on October 26, 2009, 09:57:43 PMI wouldn't smile like that if I was sitting on one these pointy hats !Happy Birthday Migs!
(https://songcrafters.org/64guitars/Images/misc/Birthdays/Happy%20Birthday%20Migs.jpg)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Geir on October 27, 2009, 09:27:48 AM
Post by: Geir on October 27, 2009, 09:27:48 AM
Happy Birthday Migs!
(http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww26/Klavel_2009/happy_birthday.jpg)
(http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww26/Klavel_2009/happy_birthday.jpg)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Migs on October 27, 2009, 03:56:49 PM
Post by: Migs on October 27, 2009, 03:56:49 PM
Thanks one and all.
I am back at work now and very glad we don't have random breath testing.
Here's a tip for you all. No matter what anyone says, 2,864 beers with chartreuse chasers is a BAD idea.
I am back at work now and very glad we don't have random breath testing.
Here's a tip for you all. No matter what anyone says, 2,864 beers with chartreuse chasers is a BAD idea.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on November 20, 2009, 08:17:22 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on November 20, 2009, 08:17:22 PM
It's 0330hrs GMT......
I'm very drunk....
Just home from a night out...
I shall search my pockets for the contacts that I made today and share with you what I find!!
I'm very drunk....
Just home from a night out...
I shall search my pockets for the contacts that I made today and share with you what I find!!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on November 20, 2009, 08:31:51 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on November 20, 2009, 08:31:51 PM
Piece of musical notation paper ( not mine.... Don't write music....)...
Words.... "PREACHPBK"
Search on the google shows:- http://www.myspace.com/169985496
Definitely the man I met.... In pub whilst I was Playing Guitar in the Beer Garden......
Talented Artist!
Commissioned....
Asked if I could play guitar at one of his exhibitions!!!!!!!
Hell Yeah!!!!!
The Guy was Great!
Words.... "PREACHPBK"
Search on the google shows:- http://www.myspace.com/169985496
Definitely the man I met.... In pub whilst I was Playing Guitar in the Beer Garden......
Talented Artist!
Commissioned....
Asked if I could play guitar at one of his exhibitions!!!!!!!
Hell Yeah!!!!!
The Guy was Great!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on November 20, 2009, 08:36:05 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on November 20, 2009, 08:36:05 PM
Owen.....
http://www.myspace.com/owenbourne
This man IS music!!!!
Can put one of my pieces to paper by ear!!!! But does not play an instrument!!!!!!
I have heard some stuff by him that was played by an orchestra!!!
Do not be disheartened by his Midi arrangements... Imagine the performed by an orchestra!
Talented, Talented Man!!!!!!!
Lives down the road from me!
http://www.myspace.com/owenbourne
This man IS music!!!!
Can put one of my pieces to paper by ear!!!! But does not play an instrument!!!!!!
I have heard some stuff by him that was played by an orchestra!!!
Do not be disheartened by his Midi arrangements... Imagine the performed by an orchestra!
Talented, Talented Man!!!!!!!
Lives down the road from me!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Satchwood on November 20, 2009, 08:40:45 PM
Post by: Satchwood on November 20, 2009, 08:40:45 PM
Nice ribs n chains T !!! tHAT girl needs to eat a bit more....
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on November 20, 2009, 08:41:27 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on November 20, 2009, 08:41:27 PM
PREACHPKB has the best gif in the world on his myspace....
Satch.....
(http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj196/toxaco/swirlingirl.gif)
It's art!!!! Lol!!!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Ted on November 21, 2009, 12:13:50 AM
Post by: Ted on November 21, 2009, 12:13:50 AM
Quote from: osckilo on November 20, 2009, 08:41:27 PMPREACHPKB has the best gif in the world on his myspace....
Satch.....
It's art!!!! Lol!!!
It's disturbing and offensive. There are so many things wrong about this, I can't take my eyes off of it.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on November 21, 2009, 04:08:46 AM
Post by: OsCKilO on November 21, 2009, 04:08:46 AM
Quote from: Ted on November 21, 2009, 12:13:50 AMQuote from: osckilo on November 20, 2009, 08:41:27 PMPREACHPKB has the best gif in the world on his myspace....
Satch.....
It's art!!!! Lol!!!
It's disturbing and offensive. There are so many things wrong about this, I can't take my eyes off of it.
She has a Black eye.....
And a load of Bruises......
I didn't see that yesterday....
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: fenderbender on November 22, 2009, 02:52:00 PM
Post by: fenderbender on November 22, 2009, 02:52:00 PM
hahahahahahahahahaaaa
http://www.funny-games.biz/beatup-pc.html
http://www.funny-games.biz/beatup-pc.html
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on November 22, 2009, 06:15:10 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on November 22, 2009, 06:15:10 PM
Quote from: fenderbender on November 22, 2009, 02:52:00 PMhahahahahahahahahaaaa
http://www.funny-games.biz/beatup-pc.html
I nearly did!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Davo on November 22, 2009, 09:31:21 PM
Post by: Davo on November 22, 2009, 09:31:21 PM
The best part about blacksnake moan was sam jackson playing the blues.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on November 25, 2009, 04:30:50 AM
Post by: OsCKilO on November 25, 2009, 04:30:50 AM
This is Such a fun Game...
http://www.hiddenninjagames.com/250-music-catch-2.html
It is Stunning!!!
Check it out....
The Music is fantastic!
http://www.hiddenninjagames.com/250-music-catch-2.html
It is Stunning!!!
Check it out....
The Music is fantastic!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: danieldesete on November 25, 2009, 06:59:38 AM
Post by: danieldesete on November 25, 2009, 06:59:38 AM
I scored 1.9 million ;D
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on November 26, 2009, 07:19:07 AM
Post by: OsCKilO on November 26, 2009, 07:19:07 AM
Show Off.....
Lol :)
Lol :)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: T.C. Elliott on November 29, 2009, 10:34:10 AM
Post by: T.C. Elliott on November 29, 2009, 10:34:10 AM
Quote from: danieldesete on November 25, 2009, 06:59:38 AMI scored 1.9 million ;D
Just over 1mill first try, if you keep playing you unlock features such as inserting your own mp3 url to play to. I put in Valerie Cox' cover of my song "Nothing is Everything" and then I put in my song "Wasiting My time Away" and had lots of fun. On that last song I got 3.3mill.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on November 29, 2009, 05:16:02 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on November 29, 2009, 05:16:02 PM
Quote from: Pigfarmer Jr on November 29, 2009, 10:34:10 AMif you keep playing you unlock features such as inserting your own mp3 url to play to.
Really!?!?
Freaking Awesome!!!!!
Well ........Thats me up all night......!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on November 29, 2009, 05:28:29 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on November 29, 2009, 05:28:29 PM
1138407
Now I got the MP3 from URL..!!!!!
Awesome!!!
Now I got the MP3 from URL..!!!!!
Awesome!!!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on November 29, 2009, 05:31:38 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on November 29, 2009, 05:31:38 PM
Poo.....!
It doesn't do soundclick.....
Let me try something on the site....
It doesn't do soundclick.....
Let me try something on the site....
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on November 29, 2009, 05:44:02 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on November 29, 2009, 05:44:02 PM
Doesn't seem to work with anything!
Help!
Help!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on November 29, 2009, 06:38:55 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on November 29, 2009, 06:38:55 PM
Got It to work with one of Vanncad's Songs!
http://www.redeyes.org/LittleAngel.mp3
Awesome playing to it!!!!
When he lets loose with the lick, the game gets really cool!
I scored 3128125 to it!!!
And "Shadows" works.....
http://www.filebroker.com/bossbr/stalkermaster2.mp3
Every time BB does a note on his crying guitar, a Gold symbol pops out!
http://www.redeyes.org/LittleAngel.mp3
Awesome playing to it!!!!
When he lets loose with the lick, the game gets really cool!
I scored 3128125 to it!!!
And "Shadows" works.....
http://www.filebroker.com/bossbr/stalkermaster2.mp3
Every time BB does a note on his crying guitar, a Gold symbol pops out!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: fenderbender on December 04, 2009, 03:03:30 PM
Post by: fenderbender on December 04, 2009, 03:03:30 PM
heres a seasonal one ;D
http://www.andycouch.com/whitetrashxmas/
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on December 04, 2009, 03:04:25 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on December 04, 2009, 03:04:25 PM
LOL!!!!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Gritter on December 23, 2009, 04:35:12 PM
Post by: Gritter on December 23, 2009, 04:35:12 PM
This needs to go here: it is very sad what drugs and booze can do...keep it in moderation this Christmas...there's only one Shane MacGowan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RQobmNbIfs
One of my favorite vocalists.
Check out Gritter and Wiley's version.
https://songcrafters.org/community/index.php?topic=5520.0 (https://songcrafters.org/forum/index.php?topic=5520.0)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RQobmNbIfs
One of my favorite vocalists.
Check out Gritter and Wiley's version.
https://songcrafters.org/community/index.php?topic=5520.0 (https://songcrafters.org/forum/index.php?topic=5520.0)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on December 23, 2009, 04:55:48 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on December 23, 2009, 04:55:48 PM
He Owns a pub Down The Road from Me..............
Gritter....
This has been the most relevant Post in the Drunk tank!!!!!
You win:- Ten Pints of Guinness (prize on Collection Only).......
Checking out the Gritter version now!!!
Gritter....
This has been the most relevant Post in the Drunk tank!!!!!
You win:- Ten Pints of Guinness (prize on Collection Only).......
Checking out the Gritter version now!!!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Gritter on December 23, 2009, 05:00:43 PM
Post by: Gritter on December 23, 2009, 05:00:43 PM
I hear he hangs out with Pete Doherty quite a bit.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on December 23, 2009, 05:23:58 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on December 23, 2009, 05:23:58 PM
Quote from: Gritter on December 23, 2009, 05:00:43 PMI hear he hangs out with Pete Doherty quite a bit.
Sounds Like a Fun Pub!!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Bluesberry on December 23, 2009, 05:28:32 PM
Post by: Bluesberry on December 23, 2009, 05:28:32 PM
Quote from: Gritter on December 23, 2009, 05:29:48 PMHe's actually suppose to be lip sincing Dave.
And Kristy looks rightly pissed off.
Thats a great video Sandy. He looks like shit, like he is going to pass out any second, you can almost see drool from the corner of his mouth, but he sings it perfect. It is mesmerizing to watch this.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Gritter on December 23, 2009, 05:29:48 PM
Post by: Gritter on December 23, 2009, 05:29:48 PM
He's actually suppose to be lip sincing Dave.
And Kristy looks rightly pissed off.
And Kristy looks rightly pissed off.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on December 23, 2009, 05:35:41 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on December 23, 2009, 05:35:41 PM
Someone recorded over the "Thin Blue Line" to record that Video Gritts!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWlz51AfbF8
:(
I Love That Show!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWlz51AfbF8
:(
I Love That Show!!!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Bluesberry on December 23, 2009, 05:37:17 PM
Post by: Bluesberry on December 23, 2009, 05:37:17 PM
Quote from: Gritter on December 23, 2009, 05:29:48 PMHe's actually suppose to be lip sincing Dave.
And Kristy looks rightly pissed off.
Oh, that puts it in perspective. The man is a damn zombie. That is some hard shit he must be on.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on December 23, 2009, 05:44:46 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on December 23, 2009, 05:44:46 PM
The song earns the money....
The man did good by writing it........(Did He Gritts?)
Give him that at least....
The man did good by writing it........(Did He Gritts?)
Give him that at least....
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Gritter on December 23, 2009, 05:57:46 PM
Post by: Gritter on December 23, 2009, 05:57:46 PM
He's one of the best lyricists ever in my books and I love his singing style...Fairytale of NY has kept his glass full...and he recently got new teeth.
I think he's doing alright...if he's off the junk.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7s9sekKob0E/ShAtO-F8FgI/AAAAAAAACKg/k-lX2Ui67Ts/s400/shane-macgowan-teefus.jpg)
I think he's doing alright...if he's off the junk.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7s9sekKob0E/ShAtO-F8FgI/AAAAAAAACKg/k-lX2Ui67Ts/s400/shane-macgowan-teefus.jpg)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on December 23, 2009, 06:00:25 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on December 23, 2009, 06:00:25 PM
Nice Teeth!!!!!!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: 64Guitars on December 23, 2009, 11:12:32 PM
Post by: 64Guitars on December 23, 2009, 11:12:32 PM
Quote from: osckilo on December 23, 2009, 05:35:41 PMSomeone recorded over the "Thin Blue Line" to record that Video Gritts!!!!!!!!!
I Love That Show!!!
Me too! Haven't seen it in years. Rowan Atkinson is brilliant, and I got a kick out of the P.C. Goody character. :D
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on December 24, 2009, 06:46:28 AM
Post by: OsCKilO on December 24, 2009, 06:46:28 AM
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on December 31, 2009, 06:36:54 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on December 31, 2009, 06:36:54 PM
Happy new year!!!!!!!!!!
Hic.....
Hic.....
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Migs on December 31, 2009, 11:37:33 PM
Post by: Migs on December 31, 2009, 11:37:33 PM
No, buying a bottle of tequila after I had already has 9 beers was NOT a good idea.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: dwardzala on January 01, 2010, 03:10:22 PM
Post by: dwardzala on January 01, 2010, 03:10:22 PM
Quote from: Migs on December 31, 2009, 11:37:33 PMNo, buying a bottle of tequila after I had already has 9 beers was NOT a good idea.
Actually I think the problem was drinking it, not buyng it.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Oldrottenhead on January 15, 2010, 01:30:58 PM
Post by: Oldrottenhead on January 15, 2010, 01:30:58 PM
havent been here for a while, however at this present moment in time, i am very very drunk. is this the right place.(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42899000/jpg/_42899121_fastshowrowleybirkin270.jpg)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Gritter on January 15, 2010, 01:38:47 PM
Post by: Gritter on January 15, 2010, 01:38:47 PM
wish I was...still at work...12:38pm.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Oldrottenhead on January 15, 2010, 01:50:11 PM
Post by: Oldrottenhead on January 15, 2010, 01:50:11 PM
in the evening?(http://www.talkswindon.org/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=350;type=avatar)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Oldrottenhead on January 15, 2010, 01:54:25 PM
Post by: Oldrottenhead on January 15, 2010, 01:54:25 PM
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Gritter on January 15, 2010, 02:04:09 PM
Post by: Gritter on January 15, 2010, 02:04:09 PM
halarious and infectious...it's afternoon here...but as my Uncle Ron would say "once the sun is over the backyard it's time to have your first drink!"
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Migs on January 15, 2010, 05:39:30 PM
Post by: Migs on January 15, 2010, 05:39:30 PM
11:37am. Time for a beer I'd say.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Frank53 on January 15, 2010, 05:58:28 PM
Post by: Frank53 on January 15, 2010, 05:58:28 PM
Crap, I had three glasses of wine tonight.
Does that count?
Then I watched Jim's Cheeky Monkey video, and had no idea what it was about. ???
Does that count?
Then I watched Jim's Cheeky Monkey video, and had no idea what it was about. ???
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Oldrottenhead on January 15, 2010, 06:05:16 PM
Post by: Oldrottenhead on January 15, 2010, 06:05:16 PM
frank you should watch it over and over till you understand it. i cry with laughter watching it every time. lol
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on January 15, 2010, 06:43:45 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on January 15, 2010, 06:43:45 PM
(http://www.musclehack.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/batman_bolloxed.jpg)
This is how I am at the Moment......
Please excuse the Hero Complex....
This is how I am at the Moment......
Please excuse the Hero Complex....
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Oldrottenhead on January 15, 2010, 06:52:08 PM
Post by: Oldrottenhead on January 15, 2010, 06:52:08 PM
are you masterbating in that pic t.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Roytoy on January 15, 2010, 07:20:01 PM
Post by: Roytoy on January 15, 2010, 07:20:01 PM
Where's Robin? On second thought, I'd rather not know.......
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on January 17, 2010, 04:49:22 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on January 17, 2010, 04:49:22 PM
Quote from: oldrottenhead on January 15, 2010, 06:52:08 PMare you masterbating in that pic t.
This is just after......
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on January 17, 2010, 06:28:40 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on January 17, 2010, 06:28:40 PM
WTF...............?????????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnY8uL4-Xe4
I'm Impressed at how his Guitar Floats in Mid air ....
But that is all.....
The Title was Misleading as well.... He made an easy song seem Very hard.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnY8uL4-Xe4
I'm Impressed at how his Guitar Floats in Mid air ....
But that is all.....
The Title was Misleading as well.... He made an easy song seem Very hard.....
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Oldrottenhead on January 25, 2010, 09:50:46 AM
Post by: Oldrottenhead on January 25, 2010, 09:50:46 AM
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Frank53 on January 25, 2010, 10:16:56 AM
Post by: Frank53 on January 25, 2010, 10:16:56 AM
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on January 25, 2010, 06:59:32 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on January 25, 2010, 06:59:32 PM
That Led zeplin is really cool!!
Like a big banjo!!
Like a big banjo!!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Geir on January 25, 2010, 08:13:52 PM
Post by: Geir on January 25, 2010, 08:13:52 PM
Big fretless banjo ...
now I have to strike that one of my list for the unplugged fest !! no way to beat that one !
now I have to strike that one of my list for the unplugged fest !! no way to beat that one !
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Ted on January 26, 2010, 09:25:56 AM
Post by: Ted on January 26, 2010, 09:25:56 AM
Quote from: Geir on January 25, 2010, 08:13:52 PMBig fretless banjo ...
now I have to strike that one of my list for the unplugged fest !! no way to beat that one !
This one too:
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Maverick31 on January 26, 2010, 05:01:33 PM
Post by: Maverick31 on January 26, 2010, 05:01:33 PM
I can tell you that it's been 21 days since my last drink... Had to quit in order to save my marriage.
But before this, every night I would drink at least a fith of vodka straight (sometimes more), along with a 12 pack of guinness... sometimes more. It numbs the pain at the time, but when you wake up, you're right back into the same situation. Also, I've never experienced a hang over in my life.
But before this, every night I would drink at least a fith of vodka straight (sometimes more), along with a 12 pack of guinness... sometimes more. It numbs the pain at the time, but when you wake up, you're right back into the same situation. Also, I've never experienced a hang over in my life.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Frank53 on January 26, 2010, 05:38:21 PM
Post by: Frank53 on January 26, 2010, 05:38:21 PM
Thanks for sharing, Maverick. I'll have a drink or two, or maybe a couple glasses of wine, but that's my limit. Much more and I'd be sick AND hung over. I went through a brief binge back in the 80's due to personal issues, but that was it.
I'm glad to hear you took control. Sounds like you have your priorities in order. Good luck, and you have us to talk to whenever...
Frank
I'm glad to hear you took control. Sounds like you have your priorities in order. Good luck, and you have us to talk to whenever...
Frank
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Maverick31 on January 26, 2010, 05:46:30 PM
Post by: Maverick31 on January 26, 2010, 05:46:30 PM
Quote from: Frank53 on January 26, 2010, 05:38:21 PMThanks for sharing, Maverick. I'll have a drink or two, or maybe a couple glasses of wine, but that's my limit. Much more and I'd be sick AND hung over. I went through a brief binge back in the 80's due to personal issues, but that was it.
I'm glad to hear you took control. Sounds like you have your priorities in order. Good luck, and you have us to talk to whenever...
Frank
Thanks man... it's pretty hard to stop cold turkey... espeically since I've drinking on that level for about 5 years.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: launched on February 12, 2010, 03:44:15 PM
Post by: launched on February 12, 2010, 03:44:15 PM
Well, for the people that still like to tip one back, how 'bout a coldie!!
(http://www.shopatmoxie.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/beercard325.jpg)
(Hic!!)
(http://www.shopatmoxie.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/beercard325.jpg)
(Hic!!)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on February 12, 2010, 03:45:41 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on February 12, 2010, 03:45:41 PM
Kid's Asleep...
Dont mind if I do!
(http://www.gifmania.co.uk/drinks/beers/040920_beer.gif)
Dont mind if I do!
(http://www.gifmania.co.uk/drinks/beers/040920_beer.gif)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Bluesberry on February 12, 2010, 03:50:30 PM
Post by: Bluesberry on February 12, 2010, 03:50:30 PM
I think I will go for a nice red ale myself...
(http://beer47.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/stpetersrubyred-9273-500x332.jpg)
(http://beer47.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/stpetersrubyred-9273-500x332.jpg)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: launched on February 12, 2010, 04:45:45 PM
Post by: launched on February 12, 2010, 04:45:45 PM
Ahhhhhhhhh...... That was good! Fill 'er up!!!
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/55/180766934_a73aac762b_o.jpg)
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/55/180766934_a73aac762b_o.jpg)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Tony W on February 12, 2010, 09:18:36 PM
Post by: Tony W on February 12, 2010, 09:18:36 PM
I prefer budweiser
(http://www.bigjohnstavern.com/images/budweiser_si_800.jpg)
(http://www.bigjohnstavern.com/images/budweiser_si_800.jpg)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Geir on February 13, 2010, 12:50:49 AM
Post by: Geir on February 13, 2010, 12:50:49 AM
hic
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: launched on February 13, 2010, 11:23:04 AM
Post by: launched on February 13, 2010, 11:23:04 AM
Quote from: Geir on February 13, 2010, 12:50:49 AMhic
Ahhhh. The days where you could be drunk by 9am. Magic.... Pure magic!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Tony W on February 13, 2010, 02:13:34 PM
Post by: Tony W on February 13, 2010, 02:13:34 PM
The trick now isn't to be drunk BY 9:00 AM, its to stay drunk until 9:00 AM. I can't do either anymore.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Geir on February 13, 2010, 02:23:16 PM
Post by: Geir on February 13, 2010, 02:23:16 PM
Quote from: Tony W on February 13, 2010, 02:13:34 PMThe trick now isn't to be drunk BY 9:00 AM, its to stay drunk until 9:00 AM. I can't do either anymore.I think this was closer to the truth ... and neither can I .... ::)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Ted on March 03, 2010, 11:30:51 PM
Post by: Ted on March 03, 2010, 11:30:51 PM
I have a beer buzz. I was able to find the site, click "Search," type "drunk tank," click the "Search" button, click on this topic, and click "Reply." That's a goddamn sobriety test if you ask me--and I passed. I don't qualify to be here. But I do, in fact, have a beer buzz. Just wanted to share that. Got to piss now. Good night.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Oldrottenhead on March 04, 2010, 01:00:16 AM
Post by: Oldrottenhead on March 04, 2010, 01:00:16 AM
i was too drunk to find my way here last night
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on March 04, 2010, 12:51:40 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on March 04, 2010, 12:51:40 PM
LOL!
(http://www.p45.net/boards/attachment.php?attachmentid=3285&stc=1&d=1085161405)
(http://www.p45.net/boards/attachment.php?attachmentid=3285&stc=1&d=1085161405)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Redler on March 13, 2010, 07:54:45 AM
Post by: Redler on March 13, 2010, 07:54:45 AM
First time here! Had a long skiing trek. It made me hungry and thirsty! I just relax and listen good music, now... Feels goood!
- Kari
- Kari
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on March 13, 2010, 07:59:03 AM
Post by: OsCKilO on March 13, 2010, 07:59:03 AM
Awesome Kari!
In the Drunk Tank by 3pm!!
A new world record!!
In the Drunk Tank by 3pm!!
A new world record!!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Redler on March 13, 2010, 08:58:20 AM
Post by: Redler on March 13, 2010, 08:58:20 AM
Quote from: OsCKilO on March 13, 2010, 07:59:03 AMIn the Drunk Tank by 3pm!!
Yes, early start and early finishing (it is now 6 pm, here). This is my style :)
- K
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on March 13, 2010, 04:43:33 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on March 13, 2010, 04:43:33 PM
cool
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Rata-tat-tat on March 14, 2010, 01:25:50 AM
Post by: Rata-tat-tat on March 14, 2010, 01:25:50 AM
Stumble up the stairs. Stumbled onto this thread... good I did. Now I don't have to drink alone... This was a good laugh fo sho.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Geir on April 19, 2011, 03:55:25 PM
Post by: Geir on April 19, 2011, 03:55:25 PM
aboot taym tooo bump this
hic
hic
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Oldrottenhead on April 19, 2011, 04:02:03 PM
Post by: Oldrottenhead on April 19, 2011, 04:02:03 PM
bugger am at work with only strong coffee at hand
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Geir on April 19, 2011, 04:08:10 PM
Post by: Geir on April 19, 2011, 04:08:10 PM
Quote from: oldrottenhead on April 19, 2011, 04:02:03 PMbugger am at work with only strong coffee at handha !!!! ;D
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Bluesberry on April 19, 2011, 04:13:09 PM
Post by: Bluesberry on April 19, 2011, 04:13:09 PM
Its only Tuesday night :o you on vacation or something Geir?
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Geir on April 19, 2011, 04:40:32 PM
Post by: Geir on April 19, 2011, 04:40:32 PM
Quote from: Bluesberry on April 19, 2011, 04:13:09 PMIts only Tuesday night :o you on vacation or something Geir?;D ;D ;D HELL YEAH !!!! ;D ;D ;D .....
tho I'm going on call from friday :( ...
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Oldrottenhead on April 19, 2011, 05:11:09 PM
Post by: Oldrottenhead on April 19, 2011, 05:11:09 PM
quiz mastering tomorrow so when i get home suitabily rattarsed i might pop in for a gibber
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Rata-tat-tat on April 19, 2011, 11:18:16 PM
Post by: Rata-tat-tat on April 19, 2011, 11:18:16 PM
it took 15 beers to get here!!!!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Oldrottenhead on April 20, 2011, 05:32:20 PM
Post by: Oldrottenhead on April 20, 2011, 05:32:20 PM
burp!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Oldrottenhead on April 20, 2011, 05:32:32 PM
Post by: Oldrottenhead on April 20, 2011, 05:32:32 PM
hic!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Oldrottenhead on April 20, 2011, 05:33:08 PM
Post by: Oldrottenhead on April 20, 2011, 05:33:08 PM
where is the drunk tak i cannea find it
burp!
hic!
burp!
hic!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Geir on June 24, 2011, 05:09:06 PM
Post by: Geir on June 24, 2011, 05:09:06 PM
cheerio miss sophie ;)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Bluesberry on June 24, 2011, 05:10:48 PM
Post by: Bluesberry on June 24, 2011, 05:10:48 PM
there we go, I couldn't find my way for a while. Having a few of our finest Moosehead signature beer, Alpine. Proudly made 10 minutes walk from my house. http://moosehead.ca/alpine/ (http://moosehead.ca/alpine/)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Geir on June 24, 2011, 05:13:11 PM
Post by: Geir on June 24, 2011, 05:13:11 PM
you lucky boy !
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Bluesberry on June 24, 2011, 05:14:38 PM
Post by: Bluesberry on June 24, 2011, 05:14:38 PM
hahahaha, on a good day I can smell the beer brewing from my backyard. Lovely smell.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Geir on June 24, 2011, 05:21:13 PM
Post by: Geir on June 24, 2011, 05:21:13 PM
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Tony W on June 24, 2011, 05:38:21 PM
Post by: Tony W on June 24, 2011, 05:38:21 PM
So this is where this thread is.... I've not seen it in a coons age!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Geir on June 24, 2011, 05:41:44 PM
Post by: Geir on June 24, 2011, 05:41:44 PM
the light are only on when someone need it ....
tin foil handed out at the entrance
tin foil handed out at the entrance
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Tony W on June 24, 2011, 05:45:09 PM
Post by: Tony W on June 24, 2011, 05:45:09 PM
I have a tactical flashlight
It's like a regular flashlight but..... well its like a regular flashlight
It's like a regular flashlight but..... well its like a regular flashlight
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Geir on June 24, 2011, 05:54:01 PM
Post by: Geir on June 24, 2011, 05:54:01 PM
... but with a gun?
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Tony W on June 24, 2011, 05:57:17 PM
Post by: Tony W on June 24, 2011, 05:57:17 PM
ok, it'll make more sense now.
There's a flashlight mounted under the stock at the end of the barrel.
There's a flashlight mounted under the stock at the end of the barrel.
Click to view image which may be inappropriate in some situations (work, family, etc.)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Geir on June 24, 2011, 06:05:54 PM
Post by: Geir on June 24, 2011, 06:05:54 PM
crazy americans ;D
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Geir on June 24, 2011, 06:10:49 PM
Post by: Geir on June 24, 2011, 06:10:49 PM
Quote from: Geir the scruffy Viking on June 24, 2011, 06:05:54 PMcrazy americans ;D
said the crazy viking who lived here for a year :
http://maps.google.com/maps?q=1213+Baxter+Ave,+Superior,+WI+54880,+USA&hl=en&ll=46.724138,-92.094891&spn=0,0.012853&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=34.808514,52.646484&z=16&layer=c&cbll=46.723939,-92.094888&panoid=4ydWUJ8VxJfJnrrM-4Fg6A&cbp=12,258.97,,0,0.69
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Tony W on June 24, 2011, 06:26:32 PM
Post by: Tony W on June 24, 2011, 06:26:32 PM
that's so awesome Geir!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: launched on June 24, 2011, 06:34:39 PM
Post by: launched on June 24, 2011, 06:34:39 PM
Yeah, Wiscahnsin 'dare. The only cool thing about that state is that there is a Tavern every 10 miles no matter where you go. They set them up in their living rooms and basements!
Beeeeeeeer!!!
Beeeeeeeer!!!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Ted on June 24, 2011, 06:52:16 PM
Post by: Ted on June 24, 2011, 06:52:16 PM
You mean here?
http://tinyurl.com/68w4vd3
http://tinyurl.com/68w4vd3
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Bluesberry on June 24, 2011, 06:53:04 PM
Post by: Bluesberry on June 24, 2011, 06:53:04 PM
hahahaha, thats good Ted
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Tony W on June 24, 2011, 07:21:50 PM
Post by: Tony W on June 24, 2011, 07:21:50 PM
Quote from: Ted on June 24, 2011, 06:52:16 PMYou mean here?
http://tinyurl.com/68w4vd3
oh man! That is good!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: guitarron on June 24, 2011, 07:53:21 PM
Post by: guitarron on June 24, 2011, 07:53:21 PM
Quote from: Ted on June 24, 2011, 06:52:16 PMYou mean here?rotflmao
http://tinyurl.com/68w4vd3
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Ted on June 24, 2011, 11:13:22 PM
Post by: Ted on June 24, 2011, 11:13:22 PM
How much do the current occupants charge for Geir Tours?
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Rata-tat-tat on June 24, 2011, 11:28:26 PM
Post by: Rata-tat-tat on June 24, 2011, 11:28:26 PM
K... sos I finally made my way here... about 7 beers now... I luv you Gman. I would've never found it in the sait im stin. I luv you guysl... wifey will take some pics for sure. Such a beautiful day here. "Let the Sun Shine"... it is freakin awesmome
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Oldrottenhead on July 02, 2011, 02:25:51 PM
Post by: Oldrottenhead on July 02, 2011, 02:25:51 PM
burmp hic bump burp hic
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on July 13, 2011, 12:28:18 AM
Post by: OsCKilO on July 13, 2011, 12:28:18 AM
I need to spend some time here the next few days.
Mid week days off, so I'm game!
Mid week days off, so I'm game!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on July 15, 2011, 05:59:20 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on July 15, 2011, 05:59:20 PM
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on July 15, 2011, 06:03:14 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on July 15, 2011, 06:03:14 PM
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Facemask93 on July 15, 2011, 06:14:28 PM
Post by: Facemask93 on July 15, 2011, 06:14:28 PM
Very clever T
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on August 05, 2011, 02:55:24 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on August 05, 2011, 02:55:24 PM
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Geir on August 05, 2011, 03:05:40 PM
Post by: Geir on August 05, 2011, 03:05:40 PM
Quote from: OsCKilO on August 05, 2011, 02:55:24 PMOh Man........ :o :o 8) 8) 8);D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r0pROzHY5M
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on August 05, 2011, 04:23:02 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on August 05, 2011, 04:23:02 PM
That Looks like soo Much fun!!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Geir on August 05, 2011, 05:09:49 PM
Post by: Geir on August 05, 2011, 05:09:49 PM
I'd rather take it reaaaalllllly slow right now ... being here and all ::)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on August 05, 2011, 05:16:34 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on August 05, 2011, 05:16:34 PM
Quote from: Geir on August 05, 2011, 05:09:49 PMI'd rather take it reaaaalllllly slow right now ... being here and all ::)
I Luv ya Man!!! :)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Bluesberry on December 02, 2011, 03:44:09 PM
Post by: Bluesberry on December 02, 2011, 03:44:09 PM
Quote from: Davidsen on December 02, 2011, 03:20:29 PMhmmmm what'll it be..... beer, wine, scotch, brandy..... thinking about brandy....hahaha....think I may be joining you tonight.....red ale for me
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Oldrottenhead on December 02, 2011, 04:06:56 PM
Post by: Oldrottenhead on December 02, 2011, 04:06:56 PM
italian red in otley yeah baby
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: henwrench on August 09, 2012, 05:54:34 PM
Post by: henwrench on August 09, 2012, 05:54:34 PM
bump.....Tobermory whisky , Bull's Eye pipe tobacco and a bigfuck n shitya ya bastud fukinshittercunt. i aint bin fucjked over for a long old while now. I'm goin to me shed now ( i've gotta shed you hearMEEE) i even gonna sleep in it when the sun is down now
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Oldrottenhead on August 09, 2012, 06:20:04 PM
Post by: Oldrottenhead on August 09, 2012, 06:20:04 PM
i dare not read this thread ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Oldrottenhead on August 09, 2012, 06:32:21 PM
Post by: Oldrottenhead on August 09, 2012, 06:32:21 PM
oh err this is my 13666 post ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: 64Guitars on August 09, 2012, 07:07:09 PM
Post by: 64Guitars on August 09, 2012, 07:07:09 PM
Quote from: oldrottenhead on August 09, 2012, 06:32:21 PMoh err this is my 13666 post ;D ;D ;D ;D
(https://songcrafters.org/community/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=4429.0;attach=16330)
(https://songcrafters.org/community/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=4429.0;attach=16333)
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Flash Harry on August 10, 2012, 05:32:27 PM
Post by: Flash Harry on August 10, 2012, 05:32:27 PM
Quote from: henwrench on August 09, 2012, 05:54:34 PMbump.....Tobermory whisky , Bull's Eye pipe tobacco and a bigfuck n shitya ya bastud fukinshittercunt. i aint bin fucjked over for a long old while now. I'm goin to me shed now ( i've gotta shed you hearMEEE) i even gonna sleep in it when the sun is down now
Eeeee, grand!
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: henwrench on August 13, 2012, 05:15:00 AM
Post by: henwrench on August 13, 2012, 05:15:00 AM
Quote from: Flash Harry on August 10, 2012, 05:32:27 PMQuote from: henwrench on August 09, 2012, 05:54:34 PMbump.....Tobermory whisky , Bull's Eye pipe tobacco and a bigfuck n shitya ya bastud fukinshittercunt. i aint bin fucjked over for a long old while now. I'm goin to me shed now ( i've gotta shed you hearMEEE) i even gonna sleep in it when the sun is down now
Eeeee, grand!
HA!! I was (to quote a phrase) very, very drunk. I have expensive tastes, and it pained me to discover I'd drank the whole bottle....apart from the odd few beers here and there, it's been a long old time since I got well and truly HAMMERED!!
hamwrench
Title: Re: driving drunk
Post by: Speed Demon on August 13, 2012, 04:11:02 PM
Post by: Speed Demon on August 13, 2012, 04:11:02 PM
Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill some.
Remember, fifty percent of all people are caused by accidents so be careful.
Remember, fifty percent of all people are caused by accidents so be careful.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Blooby on November 07, 2015, 07:28:04 PM
Post by: Blooby on November 07, 2015, 07:28:04 PM
Some sort of cinnamon concoction, Glenfiddich, Guinness, and now New Belgium 1554 prompted a bump. I am a mess.
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: OsCKilO on May 05, 2020, 03:35:32 PM
Post by: OsCKilO on May 05, 2020, 03:35:32 PM
Booze brought me here....
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Flash Harry on May 05, 2020, 04:40:18 PM
Post by: Flash Harry on May 05, 2020, 04:40:18 PM
Quote from: OsCKilO on May 05, 2020, 03:35:32 PMBooze brought me here....
And booze made me follow you
Title: Re: The “Drunk Tank”
Post by: Greeny on May 05, 2020, 10:27:48 PM
Post by: Greeny on May 05, 2020, 10:27:48 PM
Wot durty boyz. Think I'll have to join you.