Dollar Store Readers - K.J.Hill (c) 2023
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Needed some readers so off to the dollar store
They have lots of sizes and styles galore
Tried all strengths that I could find
and wanted a style that fit me fine.
Magnification just make things huge
Add to that now I look like a stooge
Move too fast and start to spin
Now feeling queasy from within
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Chorus*
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Went to buy some readers at the dollar store
They had many strengths and styles galore
But the magnification they claim to be
Did little to benefit my ability to see
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Ended up getting a bunch to take home
Figured I'd test them out where I roam
Got different ones for different things
Now have so many, I feel like a king
When I'm still blind, I stack two of a pair
Now all is clear but people sure stare
I guess that's why they have a tri-focal
Mine would be so big it couldn't be mobil
A pair on my head, that's for outdoors
one on my face for searching in drawers
I need them strong for reading things small
but try to walk around and you might take a fall
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Chorus*
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You tend to get an expectation
based on their magnification
Don't matter what they say they are
I still can't see near or far
But the magnification they claim to be
Did little to benefit my ability to see
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Leads
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Magnification just make things huge
Add to that now I look like a stooge
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Chorus*
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Lead-out
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