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I hope this thread catches on over time because I have seen some hysterical posts through the years. Feel free to pull things completely out of context.

From oldrottenhead:

yeah baby loving that...had a wee go...at geir's hut me want wan frae sanity claws.
magic prog jam fusion and if you turn volume down on the video and bake toothpaste .................................yusssssss

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

one from Bluesberry

yeah, smooth as a monkeys back end......smooth....almost a lullaby of sorts

Anotherone from our great Canadian friend:

Quote from: Bluesberry on February 03, 2012, 03:36:10 AMI'm slow on the draw......damn work dominating my life lately...........$#@!%^&*...thats what I say..........holy sh&t Gnasty solo action just came on . . . I am going to put on my dirty jean jacket...yeah I know its only -15c out there, but damn guys....the one with the puke stains and rock&roll pins on, yeah I still got it......the Mrs wanted to throw it out many times.....but today is the day....going into work and laying a beating on the first guy who pisses me off....thats how good I feel after listening to this one.......and I haven't even had any coffee yet this morn.......so watch out world.....Stepping Stone has done and got me all fired up proper like.  Your drumming is out of site Rata man, thats a great use of ride there, you just dont hear ride being used properly anymore, I love that sound, really drives the groove. And Mark laying the deepest groove on bass........like two gloves on OJ Simpson.....tight.  Sounds live guys, seriously good recording.  And Eric.....Gnasty......man.....what a song, what a performance, what a solo.  I will be listening to this one all day.........in my puke stained jean jacket.......just try to get in my way today......anbody......I dare ya.............................HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We're missing the Blooby classic which has been reiterated on a number of occasions:

'... I'm not wearing any underwear...'

Quote
From old rotten head in response to my tribute to Geir (song for my friends)

get tae yur bed.
 ;D.   Nice .

one from osckilo

QuoteThere must be nothing better.....


The open road....

Wind in your face.....

Boobs pressed against your back...........

Ahhhhhhh...........

one from ted

QuoteI'm being virtuous and going for a run.

Maybe I'll have one beer tonight.

I'm a maniac!

from greeny

QuoteThat's not a WWII pilot talking to his plane. That's me talking to my liver... !!!!!

QuoteMy computer dies, I go away for a bit, and I come back to this?

I'm both flattered and disturbed.

Blooby

Tonyw

QuoteIs anyone here morally opposed to shooting rodents (mice) in the house instead of setting a trap for it? My girlfriend seems to think that it isn't cool......

Veteran Member's thread already ?   ;D ;D

Keep them coming please !


daniel

Quote from: launched on September 17, 2009, 05:33:29 PMThis song kind of reminds me of a lobster for some reason...

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I still think Mariahf..kingcarey is the best snigger I've had in a long time
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

another belter from Bluesberry

Quoteam off to try it, first I'm going outside and laying my left ear on the ground, then my right, then I am going to get up close to the biggest tree in my yard, really get up close, hug that bad boy with my ear on the bark, then I have a big ol' rock in the back, yeah, thats the original rock and roll, straight from the source, then.........well, this is going to be quite an experiment, I love the earth man, love it........where is my guitar..........

one from Gringo, who IMHO should have their own thread.

QuoteThis is what frightened me. It is bad and I not understand how music it can be listened to or made for pleasures. 

   I DEMAND we have one of those emoticon things of puking. 64?  ;D

                                                                          henwrench

one of my own

Quotenutter bump, i am going to cut n paste this thread and have it published as my first novel.

it will be cut n pate under a suede num un num

more from Gringo

Quotejazz is normally a type of music that is for people who are in homes for the infirm, but this is a song that I am finding begins to make me like it. Very good.

QuoteWow, did not be hearing this one before. Is Jane a real person or off a cartoon like what your brain must be?

Quotehmmm.... not sure if your heart was in this but I liked it better than some songs you did before of your own writings. Some things you did in the past made me frightened.

QuoteThere are some words printed in the lyrics pages here. It helped me to hear what is said and it was hard to know what some of it meant. I will look for 'wench'

QuoteNow I know, you is one sick puppy. Even Gringo Knows what is good beer.

QuoteDublin is not a place you would want to go. The beer is black and expensive.

Quote from: Flash Harry on March 25, 2015, 09:01:35 AMYou said Telefunken U47. You may as well have said 'Penis'.

Quote from: henwrench on March 04, 2010, 10:51:54 AMoh, I'm sure Gringo will re-emerge soon.
                                                          henwrench

Quote from: danieldesete on March 25, 2015, 02:50:18 PM

Quote from: henwrench on March 04, 2010, 10:51:54 AMoh, I'm sure Gringo will re-emerge soon.
                                                          henwrench

oh that's disturbing ........ Or not ........ .???

Quote from: Gringo on February 13, 2010, 02:53:17 PMreally very well done, so good. How can they not be knowing Dio? really very good job

not a response but very funny

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This is a challenge.
A DARE!

I wager that this new song is so great that YOU CANNOT listen to it only ONCE!
AND... if im right, you'll re-post and share this challenge in its entirety to your facebook timeline in shame!!!
CAN YOU DO IT?!

So far 15+ people have viewed this post but no comments?

Quote from: Oldrottenhead on March 25, 2015, 06:40:57 PMnot a response but very funny

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This is a challenge.
A DARE!

I wager that this new song is so great that YOU CANNOT listen to it only ONCE!
AND... if im right, you'll re-post and share this challenge in its entirety to your facebook timeline in shame!!!
CAN YOU DO IT?!

So far 15+ people have viewed this post but no comments?

I'm one of the 15+ ::)

Quote from: Geir on March 25, 2015, 06:45:07 PM

Quote from: Oldrottenhead on March 25, 2015, 06:40:57 PMnot a response but very funny

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This is a challenge.
A DARE!

I wager that this new song is so great that YOU CANNOT listen to it only ONCE!
AND... if im right, you'll re-post and share this challenge in its entirety to your facebook timeline in shame!!!
CAN YOU DO IT?!

So far 15+ people have viewed this post but no comments?

I'm one of the 15+ ::)

29 Now, and I am one of the 29.........Alex

This orh response to Bluesberry had me rolling.

Quote from: Bluesberry on March 11, 2015, 04:49:29 PMThis is totally fantastic, it doesn't feel like a throw-off, or a tosser, or any other such words for self-indulgient wankery..........it feels like an organic nugget of wonderment, musical wonderment, a feeling, a mood, a stream of thought, a well thought out meandering along a mountain brook, through a high medow on route to an old cabin.....where a fire waits crackling...to warm the tired journeyman and refresh before heading on the journey.........and in the corner sits a old Martin Guitar.......and the wanderer finds the guitar pleasing to look at, and hold................and in that moment spills forth a little re-telling of his journey...............steel strings, wood vibrating........fire cracking.............pot of stew warming over the fire...........and the sound of contentment pouring out the open door............I could listen to this all day.

Quote from: Oldrottenhead on March 11, 2015, 06:37:16 PMwhat bb said.

Quote from: groundy on March 27, 2015, 12:13:32 AMI was asked today if I would play at the birthday party of the lovely Jessie Sinclair, on the 6th of April, Jessie will be 105

Quote from: Flash Harry on March 28, 2015, 04:30:56 PMWhat a gig. I'd say 'knock 'em dead' but that's probably not appropriate.

That made me laugh. :D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;
I did ask Alex elsewhere -If he had got a deposit on the gig ::) ::) ::) ::)

Quote from: Ted on September 15, 2009, 03:04:34 PMWho the hell takes an Ebow on a camping trip?

Quote from: Ted on May 14, 2009, 05:47:28 PM

Quote from: Blooby on May 14, 2009, 05:34:10 PM

Quote from: Ted on May 14, 2009, 11:18:41 AMAre you living my fantasy life without consulting me?

That would depend on whether yours involves rotary speaker simulators and leather masks.

Leather masks? No. Never occurred... to... me... Damn, you just planted the idea.

Quote from: groundy on March 26, 2015, 12:16:39 AM

Quote from: Geir on March 25, 2015, 06:45:07 PM

Quote from: Oldrottenhead on March 25, 2015, 06:40:57 PMnot a response but very funny

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This is a challenge.
A DARE!

I wager that this new song is so great that YOU CANNOT listen to it only ONCE!
AND... if im right, you'll re-post and share this challenge in its entirety to your facebook timeline in shame!!!
CAN YOU DO IT?!

So far 15+ people have viewed this post but no comments?

I'm one of the 15+ ::)

29 Now, and I am one of the 29.........Alex

I've listened to it and liked it - he's probably had a lot more plays ironically as a result of this thread. He's been very rude to me in the past, but as the song says "I'm still here!"

I was following a spider and looking in an old thread about Discrete Drum Loops and found these two:

Quote from: Greeny on June 02, 2010, 05:03:25 AMI don't even know what discrete drums are... !

Quote from: Greeny on June 02, 2010, 07:34:22 AM

Quote from: 64Guitars on June 02, 2010, 06:34:45 AMYou can order them here:

http://www.discretedrums.com/category_s/4.htm (http://www.discretedrums.com/category_s/4.htm)

F*ck me! How much?!!!!

Made me chuckle...

I guess you weren't tempted, then, Greeny? :D

(sadly the link is no more, so we can't see the price in question...)

Quote from: Gritter on April 03, 2015, 11:11:27 AMhand me the ecstasy please... I like where this is taking me!

Quote from: Hook on April 22, 2015, 03:29:02 PMYour song completely humped my brain! I feel violated...

'... I'm not wearing any underwear...'

appeared again - thankfully.

Quote from: Ferryman on December 16, 2014, 03:18:42 AMI was in a band that once did a long instrumental (in 11/8 I believe) called "The Ubiquitous Beaver"

Quote from: Boognish on May 28, 2010, 02:42:47 PMI'd love to write a song about cowboys and their sheep.  Might be tomorrow a.m. before I can get to it.

Quote from: launched on August 08, 2009, 04:32:16 PMI can clearly tell an entire can of F*ck Yeah was used to make this.

Quote from: Vanncad on August 16, 2015, 06:51:14 AMDude...That guitar tone is thicker than my prom date.

Quote from: Blooby on August 16, 2015, 07:17:29 AM

Quote from: Vanncad on August 16, 2015, 06:51:14 AMDude...That guitar tone is thicker than my prom date.

That one almost made me upchuck my coffee when i read it!  :D

Quote from: thetworegs on June 22, 2015, 02:30:07 AM.... And Hook, that's a great title for a song " I'm on it when the kids go down" ...

^^^^ ouch! 

In the "Desert Island" album thread (https://songcrafters.org/forum/index.php?topic=8102.0).

Quote from: Lurker on September 24, 2015, 04:04:56 PMDoes your desert island have electricity?  I guess it must have.

I would go for an album teaching me the local language.  You see, I could see myself having to talk my way out of being the main dish. 

Then again, I may want to talk my way into the main "dish".  She wouldn't want me for my looks.

 :D  ;D  :D

Good one, Lurker.

Quote from: Nick_ODH on October 30, 2015, 01:27:03 AM

Quote from: IanR on October 29, 2015, 10:19:17 PMMy old Dad used to say: "Wallet, watch, spectacles, testicles" as he went out the door.

Mind if I use that in the second verse?

In response to a post about sharting...

Quote from: Johnny Robbo on December 09, 2015, 04:29:50 AMThe Guinness drinkers version of Russian Roulette.

Quote from: Blooby on December 09, 2015, 03:58:58 PMIn response to a post about sharting...

Quote from: Johnny Robbo on December 09, 2015, 04:29:50 AMThe Guinness drinkers version of Russian Roulette.

;D priceless !!!

Brilliant.... ;D ;D ;D ;D

Quote from: Bluesberry on December 30, 2015, 10:53:07 AMWho the hell wouldn't love this...Rick Wakeman soiling his pants.

Quote from: OsCKilO on August 30, 2009, 04:10:57 PM

Quote from: wiley on August 30, 2009, 02:04:31 PMHe just said for every guitar I buy he will get a new gun. 

That Goes down as one of the Coolest things a man has ever said

I'm sorry, but I just find this whole thread frickin' hysterical. I am laughing so hard right now, I can barely type. Here's the latest...

Quote from: Oldrottenhead on March 03, 2016, 04:39:51 PMi often think we speak the same language but we are so different. Then something comes along to show how similar we all really are.

Quote from: Blooby on March 03, 2016, 06:51:35 PMI feel we should be running toward each other in slow motion...in a meadow...arms outstretched. I am thinking Debussy would be playing the background...perhaps Saint-Saens or maybe something from a Walt Disney film that involves animated farm animals. And just prior to embracing, we would engage in the fish-slapping dance (no need to reference, right?) and eventually, we would verbally abuse each over level of vocal reverberation.

Am I close?

Quote from: Oldrottenhead on March 04, 2016, 03:29:11 AMyou old romantic you.

maybe replace Debussy with Satie and we could be at a potter's wheel.

Quote from: kenny mac on March 04, 2016, 07:31:16 AMI would pay good money to see that potters wheel embrace

Quote from: Hook on March 04, 2016, 07:54:36 PMLoved the tune, a little disturbed by the thread.
Rock on!

Quote from Oldrottenhead May 09, 2014, 06:14:01 pm

Quotedid you guys use an ole kazoo ?
armpit trumpet, i blew into the soft hanging skin from sir harry's oxters,


never again. Grin Grin Grin Grin Shocked Shocked

Quote from: heg577 on May 24, 2016, 12:51:07 AMA cross between Little Richard and a claustrophobic man desperate to escape from a broken elevator.

Quote from: Hilary on August 28, 2016, 09:01:00 AMIt's an insect Alex.

You're welcome!

Quote from: ODH on August 28, 2016, 04:42:59 PM

Quote from: Hilary on August 28, 2016, 09:01:00 AMIt's an insect Alex.

You're welcome!

FInally someone recognises my talent!

Quote from: Blooby on September 12, 2014, 06:26:38 PMHoly crap, that (iPad) organ sounds great. You are apparently the Jon Lord of touch tablet devices, and I think you should market yourself from now on that way, but use it inappropriately...meeting the wife's boss, open house at a school, during a colonoscopy, etc.

Quote from: Hilary on August 29, 2016, 01:25:57 AM

Quote from: ODH on August 28, 2016, 04:42:59 PM

Quote from: Hilary on August 28, 2016, 09:01:00 AMIt's an insect Alex.

You're welcome!

FInally someone recognises my talent!

;D

Quote from: Hook on September 04, 2016, 08:47:54 PMI never think of the MBR as sad...vengeful towards me but never sad.

Quote from: joseperez on September 06, 2009, 09:20:55 AMHot
somthings dont need words but if you dont have a vice try a hammer or watch one of thoes TV shows that have dad gitting hit with a bat in the   :o :'( you know its happened too you at least once and if not your turn is comming !!!!!!!!!!!!!

?

Quote from: launched on February 18, 2017, 05:16:53 AMI wish I could come up with comments like this. For the record, I had the hula lady on my dashboard along with the mudflap girl on my...mudflap

...reminds me of vans with nitrous baloons. Keep the dream alive!

Quote from: Lurker on February 21, 2017, 03:36:37 PMI'm glad you dropped the tubular bells interlude.  It kind of weirded me out.

Quote from: 64Guitars on April 04, 2017, 07:15:10 PM

Quote from: wiley on July 24, 2009, 06:31:37 PMMaybe thats where I get the country sound. LOL  Roaring down the highway while being born.

Highway 41 all the way! Was digging around old stuff - Found and remembered this one. 41 is a long, long, long road. Better get your pee cup ready.

Quote from: Oldrottenhead on May 10, 2017, 05:23:07 PMi am very very wet.

I should mention this wasn't pulled out of any real context.

Quote from: Blooby on May 17, 2017, 04:11:34 PM

Quote from: Oldrottenhead on May 10, 2017, 05:23:07 PMi am very very wet.

I should mention this wasn't pulled out of any real context.

It would be very informative to know whether he had his admin hat on or off as well

Quote from: Bluesberry on June 21, 2011, 03:19:52 PM...display your Golden Willie with flushed pride and swollen glory...

I miss the Golden Willie awards...

Me too  ;D  O0

This one cracks me up everytime....

Quote from: psychmusic on May 16, 2008, 01:06:26 PMI am a 38 year old novice to intermediate player. I have a passion for the blues, but will play anything. I am blown away by the talent and helpfulness of the folks on this board. By day I am a clinical psychologist. Late at night I sneak down to my basement and play guitar. There have been nights when i close my eyes and play. It feels like flying.

Quote from: SteveG on May 17, 2008, 05:43:09 PMSo late at night you hide in a basement, close your eyes and play guitar? Sounds like perfectly normal behavior to me  :D Next patient please....

Another classic from Tony W.... Miss you Tony!!!!

Quote from: Tony W on May 04, 2010, 07:01:12 AM

WHAAAAAAAAT?

She looks like a dog that's been kicked yet continues with her question.

ARE YOU RECORDING??????

That's it, that's the "switch" that may lead to domestic violence. I'm certainly not down in the basement with wires dangling from me like an abandoned server room because I'm trying to extract semen from a cat. No, I think it should look fairly obvious that I'm at least not in the mood to be bothered.

I miss Tony too. It's almost time for our annual phone chat. Maybe I'll just ride out there and see if he'll feed me a sandwich or something. Go fishing in the ponds and try out any cool weaponry he has acquired. An awesome dude hands down.

Quote from: Blooby on June 24, 2017, 06:34:30 PMYou had me at "vocoder." It saddens me that a Songcrafters song needed vocoder, and there was not one to be had...

I was not sad when I read that post. As a matter of fact I was overjoyed to see such a deep level of empathy for another Songcrafter. I'm an awful person and need to be punished...

Quote from: Hook on September 21, 2018, 10:35:27 AM...break down the barn door and cause some chaos on the farm!  ( what the he'll does that even mean??)
Rock on!

Quote from: Starseed on November 12, 2014, 08:39:43 PM

    A lot of songs about monkeys and things climbing trees on this site..

***

Myself:

Only this month.

Each month songs about a different animal.

Next month, songs about ants.

In January, songs about anchovies.

Following months, not decided yet.

 ::)

Alfredo

Quote from: alfstone on September 21, 2018, 05:58:37 PMNext month, songs about ants.

You could cover that famous Bob Dylan hit about ants. You know...

"The ants are my friends, they're blowin' in the wind.
 The ants are just blowin' in the wind."

;)

Quote from: alfstone on September 21, 2018, 05:58:37 PMQuote from: Starseed on November 12, 2014, 08:39:43 PM

    A lot of songs about monkeys and things climbing trees on this site..

***

Myself:

Only this month.

Each month songs about a different animal.

Next month, songs about ants.

In January, songs about anchovies.

Following months, not decided yet.

 ::)

Alfredo

Songs about anchovies - maybe we should - I might do one anyway!

Re: anchovies...  ;D

Pasta with anchovies (old traditional Sicilian recipe, very simple, very tasty. I've cooked it just yesterday...)

In a little pan put some anchovies, olive oil  and a clove of garlic. Low flame, till the anchovies are melted off, and the whole has a light brown color (3-4 minutes).

In a second little pan put some crumbled bread, again at low flame, till it is lightly toasted (again, not more than 4-5 minutes)

Cook the pasta (better bucatini or spaghetti) in salted water (AL DENTE!!!), drain it, put the anchovies etc over it, then the crumbled bread, mix everything and...that's all!

In our tradition it was a "poor" dish, for people who couldn't afford the expense of grated Parmesan cheese over the pasta.

Alfredo (the pastacrafter)

Quote from: 64Guitars on September 21, 2018, 08:36:43 PM

Quote from: alfstone on September 21, 2018, 05:58:37 PMNext month, songs about ants.

You could cover that famous Bob Dylan hit about ants. You know...

"The ants are my friends, they're blowin' in the wind.
 The ants are just blowin' in the wind."

;)

LOL!!!!

 ;D

Alfredo

Quote from: alfstone on September 22, 2018, 03:14:16 AMRe: anchovies...  ;D

Pasta with anchovies (old traditional Sicilian recipe, very simple, very tasty. I've cooked it just yesterday...)

In a little pan put some anchovies, olive oil  and a clove of garlic. Low flame, till the anchovies are melted off, and the whole has a light brown color (3-4 minutes).

In a second little pan put some crumbled bread, again at low flame, till it is lightly toasted (again, not more than 4-5 minutes)

Cook the pasta (better bucatini or spaghetti) in salted water (AL DENTE!!!), drain it, put the anchovies etc over it, then the crumbled bread, mix everything and...that's all!

In our tradition it was a "poor" dish, for people who couldn't afford the expense of grated Parmesan cheese over the pasta.

Alfredo (the pastacrafter)

I just open the tin and put them on a pizza . . . sounds good though!

Quote from: Hook on December 26, 2017, 09:48:18 AMI got so lost in this I was able to ignore my children.
Rock on!

I just discovered this thread, and was honored to find I was featured once or twice.

Quote from: launched on June 25, 2017, 09:01:58 AMI miss Tony too. It's almost time for our annual phone chat. Maybe I'll just ride out there and see if he'll feed me a sandwich or something. Go fishing in the ponds and try out any cool weaponry he has acquired. An awesome dude hands down.

I miss Tony too. He broke up with me. I deserved it.

Quote from: Greeny on April 17, 2014, 08:27:06 AMHe looks so sweet, safe and wholesome. He must surely drown kittens whilst on heroin as a pastime.

This is a comment on the "Clayderman Must Die' - Greeny 2 minute Original" thread!

Made me chuckle :)

Quote from: chapperz66 on June 10, 2020, 05:36:50 AMYou could almost change the title to "Hormonal Blues." Mrs Chapperz is at that age.  War is hell.

Quote from: Blooby on December 10, 2020, 05:33:44 PMJust how does this designer vagina snip away at your insecurities?

I loved this. I loved the lyrics. I loved the vocal delivery. I really, really loved the music. I just love vaginas.

Blooby

This made laugh. A lot. ;D

Quote from: Hook on December 26, 2020, 04:49:53 AMI love stalker pop... I follow it exclusively and know everything about it...where it lives...sleeps...


Rock on!

Quote from: Willie on December 02, 2020, 06:54:09 AMfunkalicious, I was getting on down with no guarantee I could get back up.

Willie

Quote from: Ferryman on November 29, 2020, 03:49:00 AMThe caterwauling is really nice and suits the song perfectly.

Quote from: SE on December 18, 2021, 04:27:59 PMWe drink the monkey when it gets messy.

Glad the Snap Pap is alive and well. It will make over a decade of excellent reading opposed to discovering how our shirt could be lost investing in bit currency.

I forgot this one. The "et al" sums up why I love this guy.

Quote from: Oldrottenhead on June 04, 2020, 06:16:06 PMi am not allowed guinness. lost weekends et al.

Quote from: Ted on January 24, 2022, 01:00:09 PMI was in a band and someone accused me of doing a bad imitation of Sting's dance moves. Excuse me. That bad dancing is all me.

Quote from: StephenM on January 28, 2022, 03:01:40 PMIt's like a big ole alley cat that's been roughed up in a fight.  But the cat knows that its wounds are much less than the ones he inflicted.  This is my kind of trash right here. 

Quote from: Zoltan on February 07, 2022, 08:43:29 AMThe lizard king lives in Utopia!

Quote from: IanR on February 05, 2022, 04:07:11 AMI am 23 again listening to this.

Thanks for enabling a bit of time travel.

Shit hot.

Ian

"Leave me alone. I'm self contained. Just go away. I'm cold. I'm shallow. You fill me with inertia. I'm not interested. It's too much effort."

you'll have to dig this one up on your own.... wow...this would make a great song and the two words leading to it...

* I tried to google info about a magic wand i could add here. What i found was a magic wand vibrator.... WTF? They're on sale btw if someone needs one. I just see myself out...

Classic from Zoltan! :)

Quote from: chapperz66 on February 19, 2022, 02:05:00 PMI have done lots of stadium gigs in my time - sadly exclusively in my bedroom.

Quote from: dasilvasings on May 31, 2010, 09:31:28 AMDarth Vadery? You mean Barry Whitery?

Quote from: Zoltan on April 02, 2022, 03:42:10 AMpsychedelics, mean guitar sounds, leather codpieces and empowered vocals. These are the things this song is made of!

Was going to take a poke at all of Jimbo's "Awrabest's". But after seeing the many, many missed posts I wish I had read at the time it backfired on me. Laughter to tears, laughter to tears...

However, in the end not the Beatles but: Awrabest!!!

Re: "No Name" an original by bruno & Hook
#3


"very nice dear", a pat on the head and go back and play with your (musical) toys.

B.

Quote from: launched on September 29, 2010, 07:35:53 AMUnbelieveable!!! Cockshined and gleaming this one - I can't wait to hear it on bigger audio.

Fantastic additions, Cuth! The instrumentation and vocal harmonies really fit the bill.

cock shined?  that would have played well on the subs back in the day!

Re: phive p(h)rogs ph***ed up in Lysergiacidicus (intrumental)
#2

March 15, 2021, 11:35:42 PM
.the internal workings of the stressed out mind trying to make sense of a sensless world.......strangly addictive..

"Will the speakers survive and what will be left of them?"

https://songcrafters.org/forum/index.php?msg=388657

Quote from: Blooby on December 22, 2022, 09:25:07 PMIt's like The Fixx and David Bowie had a baby (perhaps with a sperm donation fro The Edge). I just love the textures here, and the vocal has so many subtleties in the phrasing. Super impressive.

Blooby

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Enjoyed this, and I would also like to take the opportunity to say that I am wearing underwear of the finest kind, very sheen and stretchy, keeps the package material so nestled and comfortable. I do miss my cotton but getting very used to the french cyclist getup. I got converted, what the hell happened... (New Year's resolution, no more elipsis(es))

Quote from: launched on December 31, 2022, 01:15:50 PM

Quote from: Blooby on December 22, 2022, 09:25:07 PMIt's like The Fixx and David Bowie had a baby (perhaps with a sperm donation fro The Edge). I just love the textures here, and the vocal has so many subtleties in the phrasing. Super impressive.

Blooby

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Enjoyed this, and I would also like to take the opportunity to say that I am wearing underwear of the finest kind, very sheen and stretchy, keeps the package material so nestled and comfortable. I do miss my cotton but getting very used to the french cyclist getup. I got converted, what the hell happened... (New Year's resolution, no more elipsis(es))

If they ain't cheap I ain't tryin em!

WalMart. $13.95, well worth it. You get 3 in a pack. Red, blue and tan. So you would be set back around 50 bucks if you do your laundry every other week.

And I love WalMart, it can't be taken for granted. The social melting pot alone is priceless. And the snobs that say they wouldn't set foot in that place. But you know, that's where they go to get their underwear... (Elipsis gone forever tomorrow...)

Quote from: launched on December 31, 2022, 01:59:30 PMWalMart. $13.95, well worth it. You get 3 in a pack. Red, blue and tan. So you would be set back around 50 bucks if you do your laundry every other week.

And I love WalMart, it can't be taken for granted. The social melting pot alone is priceless. And the snobs that say they wouldn't set foot in that place. But you know, that's where they go to get their underwear... (Elipsis gone forever tomorrow...)

Social melting pot?  yeah... good way to put it... yes... walmart is entertainment and entertainment everywhere...

Quote from: Bluesberry on February 03, 2012, 03:36:10 AMI'm slow on the draw......damn work dominating my life lately...........$#@!%^&*...thats what I say..........holy sh&t Gnasty solo action just came on . . . I am going to put on my dirty jean jacket...yeah I know its only -15c out there, but damn guys....the one with the puke stains and rock&roll pins on, yeah I still got it......the Mrs wanted to throw it out many times.....but today is the day....going into work and laying a beating on the first guy who pisses me off....thats how good I feel after listening to this one.......and I haven't even had any coffee yet this morn.......so watch out world.....Stepping Stone has done and got me all fired up proper like.  Your drumming is out of site Rata man, thats a great use of ride there, you just dont hear ride being used properly anymore, I love that sound, really drives the groove. And Mark laying the deepest groove on bass........like two gloves on OJ Simpson.....tight.  Sounds live guys, seriously good recording.  And Eric.....Gnasty......man.....what a song, what a performance, what a solo.  I will be listening to this one all day.........in my puke stained jean jacket.......just try to get in my way today......anbody......I dare ya.............................HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I could not truncate this because it is all magnificent. Just so many things in there. Dirty jean jacket with puke stains on it, tip of the iceberg!

Shit, forgot Gman caught this on post #2 - So I basically bumped a post not a song.

Yes, I do have better things to do, I just don't want to!

Quote from: bruno on July 21, 2013, 11:53:23 AMLove that tone. Great track.

I have a friend who did the circuit a few years ago. He said he became obsessed with his 'tone'. He also said he got so far with his tone, and so wanted to play one note live, a single note while shouting "listen to my tone", and then walk off stage. Yeah Babe, now that is rock and roll. Adam is crazy enough to do that as well!!!

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

B

I'm reliving this beauty from Bruno! One note, just the one with perfect tone that kills 'em!

 Blooby...

"I just jammed my earbuds in until They are mating with my cochlea."

Classic!  ;D

I gotta ad this:

Quote from: Ted on July 23, 2013, 02:18:39 PMThat's one helluva menacing riff!

I want to see a scene from a movie where this guy walks down some dingy stairs, into a cramped foyer, straightens his tie, and then emerges onto a busy city sidewalk. Then...

That's as far as I've imagined, but that riff is playing the whole time.

I was totally drawn into the story, and then got my brain sucked out with "That's as far as I've imagined". My mindless body is now wandering around with no purpose! It's been a decade :)

Quote from: launched on March 13, 2023, 07:56:59 PMemerges onto a busy city sidewalk. Then...

... we see his silhouette from behind framed by the open door. The sun is blindingly bright. He looks to his left, then turns right and walks out of view. The windowless door closes and the foyer is swallowed by darkness again. The music continues. Outside we see a flyer posted to a utility pole: Learn to Play Guitar in 4 Days. The printing is faded, and the paper has yellowed. There are eight tabs at the bottom, each with the same phone number. None of the tabs has been torn off. A male voice mutters, "I don't have that kind of time." It's the guy. He walks past the utility pole. He's thin, with narrow shoulders, wearing a gray sport coat that is two sizes too small. He walks straight, with determination, but no apparent urgency. Ahead there is a column of smoke coming from six-story brick building. The guy walks directly toward the burning building showing no sign of curiosity or surprise – as though he's just going to a corner store for a loaf of bread. The music continues.

I want to ask ChatGPT what happens next, but right now it can't seem to verify that I am human.

Quote from: Ted on March 20, 2023, 06:27:31 AM

Quote from: launched on March 13, 2023, 07:56:59 PMemerges onto a busy city sidewalk. Then...

... we see his silhouette from behind framed by the open door. The sun is blindingly bright. He looks to his left, then turns right and walks out of view. The windowless door closes and the foyer is swallowed by darkness again. The music continues. Outside we see a flyer posted to a utility pole: Learn to Play Guitar in 4 Days. The printing is faded, and the paper has yellowed. There are eight tabs at the bottom, each with the same phone number. None of the tabs has been torn off. A male voice mutters, "I don't have that kind of time." It's the guy. He walks past the utility pole. He's thin, with narrow shoulders, wearing a gray sport coat that is two sizes too small. He walks straight, with determination, but no apparent urgency. Ahead there is a column of smoke coming from six-story brick building. The guy walks directly toward the burning building showing no sign of curiosity or surprise – as though he's just going to a corner store for a loaf of bread. The music continues.

I want to ask ChatGPT what happens next, but right now it can't seem to verify that I am human.

Oh yeah, my stars are finally realigning! Like playing a country record backwards, it's just all coming back to me. Not sure what ChatGPT is (I will check), but there was no "superhuman" verification, they will have to fix that.

It's your story so I shouldn't interject but just before he gets to the basement dive bar there is a crazy Dennis Hopper looking character saying "You KNOW he's going in there, you just KNOW it!!"

Anyway, my day has been made, that was cool

Quote from: Flash Harry on July 07, 2011, 03:49:14 AMStill no ill effects......

I like my toothbrush......

I feel no need to have a new one....

Now that's a real man!

Quote from: Zoltan on March 24, 2023, 02:56:51 PMAs some of you know Canada is known for two hair metal bands: April Wine and Gordon Lightfoot.

Quote from: Greeny on March 28, 2022, 03:50:57 AMThis SHOULD be in the psych-fest - it's tripping off its tits.

:)

Quote from: Blooby on March 27, 2023, 07:26:21 AM

Quote from: Zoltan on March 24, 2023, 02:56:51 PMAs some of you know Canada is known for two hair metal bands: April Wine and Gordon Lightfoot.

this one really cracked me up

I was going through the On This Day thread when I saw this. Miss him.

Quote from: Facemask93 on April 14, 2013, 02:06:17 PMOh nice cover guys , & yes i love weed

Quote from: Ted on April 21, 2023, 01:36:52 AMThe song has that sexy/scary feel that can be creepy – yet it's not. It's kind of woke; an invitation asking for consent. Just stay the fuck away from my wife, John.

Quote from: Blooby on April 13, 2023, 05:27:14 AMI was going through the On This Day thread when I saw this. Miss him.

Quote from: Facemask93 on April 14, 2013, 02:06:17 PMOh nice cover guys , & yes i love weed

I always miss him too

Quote from: Greeny on June 27, 2011, 05:08:11 AMhttps://songcrafters.org/forum/index.php?action=search2

Quote from: Greeny on June 27, 2011, 05:08:11 AMSome people push the envelope. Others put a pickled duck's foot and a vandalised postage stamp in it. You boys are obviously of the latter persuasion.

Another Greeny quote. I truncated but love this one.

Quote from: Ferryman on December 16, 2014, 03:18:42 AMI was in a band that once did a long instrumental (in 11/8 I believe) called "The Ubiquitous Beaver."

Hadn't seen this one in a while. This says so much about the man. Made me laugh out loud again.

Peace.

Blooby

Quote from: Blooby on July 24, 2023, 08:15:26 AMWhen I play slide, I need to dampen every string so the neighborhood cats don't attack.

Now this one from Blooby made me crack a smile, lol.

Quote from: Lurker on August 09, 2023, 06:57:40 PMNow, this is exactly the sort of thing that made my father want to burn all of our records.

And exactly why we turned them up so loud.

Rock on!

Quote from: Ted on September 02, 2022, 12:33:47 PMI'm an open G guy, usually

I never got a tatoo, maybe there is some inspiration here.

Quote from: Geir on November 23, 2023, 08:20:07 AMListening to headphones it's a bit annoying with the extreme panning, but then again I am a Panhole (https://songcrafters.org/forum/index.php?topic=3785.msg52290#msg52290)

Quote from: launched on September 03, 2023, 07:41:13 PM

Quote from: Ted on September 02, 2022, 12:33:47 PMI'm an open G guy, usually

I never got a tatoo, maybe there is some inspiration here.

Good one.

Quote from: ODH on November 11, 2023, 12:08:58 PMIf you remember it, you weren't there.

I was there but I don't remember it.

Quote from: StephenM on November 30, 2023, 03:48:53 PM

Quote from: ODH on November 11, 2023, 12:08:58 PMIf you remember it, you weren't there.

I was there but I don't remember it.

I am getting a Nanny McPhee vibe from this...  ;D

When you need me but don't want me I'll be there
When you want me but don't need me I won't be there

Quote from: Blooby on January 03, 2022, 12:44:19 PMI think I had an ampism once. My back has never been the same.

from Ted
"Mary nodded." Damn right she did. The way most people cooperate with a potential mugger.