(Just a) Runny nose country song
Now I tell you all it aint funny
My nose is all runny
It seems to get bigger and I don't know why
In winter it turns red and blue
And man I'm telling you
I think it's starting to turn a different hue
=Now when I was young and carefree
My nose never really bothered me
A wipe with my sleeve would make things right
It was small and like a button and there was really nothin'
It was just a nose among other noses in this world
Sad part-
But as life moved along
Something went a little wrong
My nose took a different point of view
It changed shape and direction
Started picking up all kinds of infection
Think it developed a brain of it's own
Now I tell you all it aint funny my nose is all runny
It seems to get bigger and I don't know why
Tommy Knox