I'm a faker, a shaker
A melody maker
At the bottom of my bowl
Is an oatmeal quaker
A grampy, a bampy
Make a killer shrimp scampi
Got the flavor savor 'stache
And the ladies wanna spank me
Wilford Brimley
Can you save me?
I'm a mover, a groover
They call me the scooter
A chicken fight master
And a cupcake abuser
High, fly
Over the moon
In a cocoon
And I'm never gonna die
Wilford Brimley
Can you save me?
ummlr2n9j8p174tg17guuxhkftyl.mp3
Title: Wilford Brimley (Original) - Under2Fest /w Rata-tat-tat Funk Drums
Post by: launched on March 31, 2012, 01:11:18 PM
Post by: launched on March 31, 2012, 01:11:18 PM
Another one drawn up with Tod's drums in collabs (Funk). You're gonna kill me, bro - This one is weird!!
There is a "dead" spot at one minute if anybody wants to freak a solo out. Just didn't have it in me because my guitar playing sucks.
Wilford Brimley
Title: Re: Wilford Brimley (Original) - Under2Fest /w Rata-tat-tat Funk Drums
Post by: Oldrottenhead on March 31, 2012, 01:44:43 PM
Post by: Oldrottenhead on March 31, 2012, 01:44:43 PM
durty funky magic, something about this reminds me of the beta band whackytastic luv it.
Title: Re: Wilford Brimley (Original) - Under2Fest /w Rata-tat-tat Funk Drums
Post by: Nelson on March 31, 2012, 01:53:09 PM
Post by: Nelson on March 31, 2012, 01:53:09 PM
Spank Mcgee rules the Fuck'n World.
[/b]Am I worthy to comment on such brilliance?
You guys seriously kick ass.
I honestly find it so exhilarating and creatively stimulating... funny huh...such a short song.
I'm glad it's short... I don't think my head could handle a full blown 3 - 4 minutes of this.
But I'm willing to try. :)
I'm listening again and nothing I want to say sounds good enough.
The lyrics. the vocals and harmonies are killer.
The bass and the drums are so in your fucking face.
The other sounds and effects all serve to funk-tify the sound.
Killer
Title: Re: Wilford Brimley (Original) - Under2Fest /w Rata-tat-tat Funk Drums
Post by: Gritter on March 31, 2012, 03:41:10 PM
Post by: Gritter on March 31, 2012, 03:41:10 PM
wow!!!!! blown away! Love it! it is amazing! Great collab....wicked Groove Spanky! You sound like Kiss meets the P-Funk...black & white freaks unite! Look to the cookie!!
Title: Re: Wilford Brimley (Original) - Under2Fest /w Rata-tat-tat Funk Drums
Post by: Hook on March 31, 2012, 04:18:26 PM
Post by: Hook on March 31, 2012, 04:18:26 PM
crazy good man! I love these inspirations off the same drum track its so very cool and this tune is so very cool and off the wall awesome. That groove just kicks ass and I love the vocals, outasite!
Rock on!
Rock on!
Title: Re: Wilford Brimley (Original) - Under2Fest /w Rata-tat-tat Funk Drums
Post by: Bluesberry on March 31, 2012, 05:52:51 PM
Post by: Bluesberry on March 31, 2012, 05:52:51 PM
Sweet Jeeeeeeeeze man.........or should I say men.........what the heck kind of timing is that........wicked. wicked, wicked/ sicked* wicked flicked hot damn.
Title: Re: Wilford Brimley (Original) - Under2Fest /w Rata-tat-tat Funk Drums
Post by: 64Guitars on March 31, 2012, 07:10:20 PM
Post by: 64Guitars on March 31, 2012, 07:10:20 PM
This is great! I love riff rock.
I almost missed the fact that this was intended for the Under2Fest because you forgot to add the Festival Submission icon. See this guide:
https://songcrafters.org/community/index.php?action=articles;sa=view;article=13#post_HowToSubmitSongsToFestivals (https://songcrafters.org/forum/index.php?action=articles;sa=view;article=13#post_HowToSubmitSongsToFestivals)
I also wondered if it qualified since the time was showing as 2:31 in the player. But then I figured that you probably didn't mean to include the John Cage tribute at the end. :)
Wilford says:
(https://songcrafters.org/community/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=14830.0;attach=14856)
I almost missed the fact that this was intended for the Under2Fest because you forgot to add the Festival Submission icon. See this guide:
https://songcrafters.org/community/index.php?action=articles;sa=view;article=13#post_HowToSubmitSongsToFestivals (https://songcrafters.org/forum/index.php?action=articles;sa=view;article=13#post_HowToSubmitSongsToFestivals)
I also wondered if it qualified since the time was showing as 2:31 in the player. But then I figured that you probably didn't mean to include the John Cage tribute at the end. :)
Wilford says:
(https://songcrafters.org/community/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=14830.0;attach=14856)
Title: Re: Wilford Brimley (Original) - Under2Fest /w Rata-tat-tat Funk Drums
Post by: Rata-tat-tat on March 31, 2012, 08:37:21 PM
Post by: Rata-tat-tat on March 31, 2012, 08:37:21 PM
Never has diabeetus ever sounded so f'n kewl... " A cupcake abuser"... Precious.... You f$%kn rule Mark. LMFAO!!! This is great!!!
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Diabeetus_111603_1622196.jpg)
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Diabeetus_111603_1622196.jpg)
Title: Re: Wilford Brimley (Original) - Under2Fest /w Rata-tat-tat Funk Drums
Post by: Rata-tat-tat on March 31, 2012, 08:59:27 PM
Post by: Rata-tat-tat on March 31, 2012, 08:59:27 PM
Quote from: Bluesberry on March 31, 2012, 05:52:51 PMSweet Jeeeeeeeeze man.........or should I say men.........what the heck kind of timing is that........wicked. wicked, wicked/ sicked* wicked flicked hot damn.
BB it was 4/8 timing...
Title: Re: Wilford Brimley (Original) - Under2Fest /w Rata-tat-tat Funk Drums
Post by: Redler on March 31, 2012, 11:55:49 PM
Post by: Redler on March 31, 2012, 11:55:49 PM
Fantastic!! Brilliant tune with real good tones! The chorus is simple and catchy! Tod's drums are icing on the cake! Sweet!
Kari
Kari
Title: Re: Wilford Brimley (Original) - Under2Fest /w Rata-tat-tat Funk Drums
Post by: Flash Harry on April 01, 2012, 10:17:24 AM
Post by: Flash Harry on April 01, 2012, 10:17:24 AM
Fabulously funny and wild.
Brilliant. I'd love to hear this live.
Brilliant. I'd love to hear this live.
Title: Re: Wilford Brimley (Original) - Under2Fest /w Rata-tat-tat Funk Drums
Post by: cuthbert on April 01, 2012, 11:19:52 AM
Post by: cuthbert on April 01, 2012, 11:19:52 AM
Off the wall, hard-rocking and funky goodness! And after this rich cupcake, I need to go tend to my diabetes. ;) ;D :D
Title: Re: Wilford Brimley (Original) - Under2Fest /w Rata-tat-tat Funk Drums
Post by: Gnasty on April 02, 2012, 06:59:09 AM
Post by: Gnasty on April 02, 2012, 06:59:09 AM
Holy Chit!! I`m gonna start calling you guys Stepping One-Stoneless :D
I was seriouslly just eating my oatmeal and i shit you not i love my Quaker oatmeal and
push play to this. THis is very awesome Mark again with the cool Rata drums things can`t
seem to go wrong at all. Wicked inspiration!! Wicked words!! Wicked tune!! Who`s next????
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/1106/wilford-brimley-wilford-brimley-diabeetus-old-demotivational-posters-1307156013.jpg)
I was seriouslly just eating my oatmeal and i shit you not i love my Quaker oatmeal and
push play to this. THis is very awesome Mark again with the cool Rata drums things can`t
seem to go wrong at all. Wicked inspiration!! Wicked words!! Wicked tune!! Who`s next????
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/1106/wilford-brimley-wilford-brimley-diabeetus-old-demotivational-posters-1307156013.jpg)
Title: Re: Wilford Brimley (Original) - Under2Fest /w Rata-tat-tat Funk Drums
Post by: Rata-tat-tat on April 02, 2012, 06:37:27 PM
Post by: Rata-tat-tat on April 02, 2012, 06:37:27 PM
Somebody has to write one on Jerry Springer...
Quote from: Gnasty on April 02, 2012, 06:59:09 AMWicked inspiration!! Wicked words!! Wicked tune!! Who`s next????
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/1106/wilford-brimley-wilford-brimley-diabeetus-old-demotivational-posters-1307156013.jpg)
Title: Re: Wilford Brimley (Original) - Under2Fest /w Rata-tat-tat Funk Drums
Post by: OsCKilO on April 03, 2012, 04:28:13 AM
Post by: OsCKilO on April 03, 2012, 04:28:13 AM
So Fuckin Bad ass!
Funny as Hell as well!
LOVE IT!
Funny as Hell as well!
LOVE IT!
Title: Re: Wilford Brimley (Original) - Under2Fest /w Rata-tat-tat Funk Drums
Post by: Ferryman on April 03, 2012, 07:00:39 AM
Post by: Ferryman on April 03, 2012, 07:00:39 AM
Wow, just popped in for the first time i n a long time and picked sometrhing fairly at random. So glad it was this, it's brilliant! I love the sounds and the mad lyrics are just spot on, cupcake abuser indeed! I love the duuurty funk feel, the guitr and bass riffs work so well against each other, and the vocal sounds are great. Loving how you built on that great drum track.
But.......is the 30 seconds of silence at the end part of the song? Wilford Brimley does John Cage?
Loved it though, wonderful work.
Cheers,
Nigel
But.......is the 30 seconds of silence at the end part of the song? Wilford Brimley does John Cage?
Loved it though, wonderful work.
Cheers,
Nigel
Title: Re: Wilford Brimley (Original) - Under2Fest /w Rata-tat-tat Funk Drums
Post by: Tony W on April 03, 2012, 07:02:46 AM
Post by: Tony W on April 03, 2012, 07:02:46 AM
OH Man, I listened to this on laptop speakers yesterday, and I knew I was missing something special, so today it's cans..... Friggin' awesome tunage brocephius! This is the shiznit! That vocal is off the damn hook! Awesome song Mark!
Title: Re: Wilford Brimley (Original) - Under2Fest /w Rata-tat-tat Funk Drums
Post by: henwrench on April 03, 2012, 09:02:54 AM
Post by: henwrench on April 03, 2012, 09:02:54 AM
Superb groove, really brilliant in a Black Keys kinda way. Love it, love it, LOVE IT!!!!
henwrench
henwrench
Title: Re: Wilford Brimley (Original) - Under2Fest /w Rata-tat-tat Funk Drums
Post by: The Gobi Desert Canoe Club on April 03, 2012, 09:39:45 AM
Post by: The Gobi Desert Canoe Club on April 03, 2012, 09:39:45 AM
Great post, it's all been said, oh did I say great I should have said GREAT............Willie
Title: Re: Wilford Brimley (Original) - Under2Fest /w Rata-tat-tat Funk Drums
Post by: lg on April 03, 2012, 02:55:49 PM
Post by: lg on April 03, 2012, 02:55:49 PM
OH HELL YES!!!!!
Terriffic stuff guys!
LG
Terriffic stuff guys!
LG
Title: Re: Wilford Brimley (Original) - Under2Fest /w Rata-tat-tat Funk Drums
Post by: j.g. on April 06, 2012, 05:35:11 AM
Post by: j.g. on April 06, 2012, 05:35:11 AM
Thats a different way to work - from a drum track. You pulled it off.
Funny and original, and I didn't miss a lead break, maybe if it was a longer song but not as it stands.
Geoff
Funny and original, and I didn't miss a lead break, maybe if it was a longer song but not as it stands.
Geoff
Title: Re: Wilford Brimley (Original) - Under2Fest /w Rata-tat-tat Funk Drums
Post by: tlsteel on April 06, 2012, 03:50:21 PM
Post by: tlsteel on April 06, 2012, 03:50:21 PM
I can see in my mind a new dance for this song. Excellent in every way. Very lively and full of Funk!
Title: Re: Wilford Brimley (Original) - Under2Fest /w Rata-tat-tat Funk Drums
Post by: bruno on June 24, 2012, 03:57:34 PM
Post by: bruno on June 24, 2012, 03:57:34 PM
wow - loved the vibe on this - and the dirtiest of guitar sounds. Wicked - deserves a bump!
B
B
Title: Re: Wilford Brimley (Original) - Under2Fest /w Rata-tat-tat Funk Drums
Post by: Hilary on June 24, 2012, 04:40:05 PM
Post by: Hilary on June 24, 2012, 04:40:05 PM
Hey cupcake abuser - great collab and loved the song :)
Title: Re: Wilford Brimley (Original) - Under2Fest /w Rata-tat-tat Funk Drums
Post by: 64Guitars on July 07, 2017, 12:40:31 PM
Post by: 64Guitars on July 07, 2017, 12:40:31 PM
An overdue bump for this cool song. I love that riff!
Title: Re: Wilford Brimley (Original) - Under2Fest /w Rata-tat-tat Funk Drums
Post by: Mach on July 08, 2017, 06:00:22 PM
Post by: Mach on July 08, 2017, 06:00:22 PM
Oh man, I've never heard this before. F-ing awesome!
A song about Wilford Brimley, who woulda thunk it?
Great collab guys! I need to go take a shot of insulin.
Mach
A song about Wilford Brimley, who woulda thunk it?
Great collab guys! I need to go take a shot of insulin.
Mach
Title: Re: Wilford Brimley (Original) - Under2Fest /w Rata-tat-tat Funk Drums
Post by: Rata-tat-tat on July 09, 2017, 10:54:37 AM
Post by: Rata-tat-tat on July 09, 2017, 10:54:37 AM
Great bump 64... this tune puts a smile on my face every time!!!
Title: Re: Wilford Brimley (Original) - Under2Fest /w Rata-tat-tat Funk Drums
Post by: launched on March 05, 2023, 12:06:47 PM
Post by: launched on March 05, 2023, 12:06:47 PM
Quote from: launched on March 31, 2012, 01:11:18 PM
Another one drawn up with Tod's drums in collabs (Funk). You're gonna kill me, bro - This one is weird!!
There is a "dead" spot at one minute if anybody wants to freak a solo out. Just didn't have it in me because my guitar playing sucks.Wilford BrimleyI'm a faker, a shaker
A melody maker
At the bottom of my bowl
Is an oatmeal quaker
A grampy, a bampy
Make a killer shrimp scampi
Got the flavor savor 'stache
And the ladies wanna spank me
Wilford Brimley
Can you save me?
I'm a mover, a groover
They call me the scooter
A chicken fight master
And a cupcake abuser
High, fly
Over the moon
In a cocoon
And I'm never gonna die
Wilford Brimley
Can you save me?
Title: Re: Wilford Brimley (Original) - Under2Fest /w Rata-tat-tat Funk Drums
Post by: SE on March 05, 2023, 02:28:41 PM
Post by: SE on March 05, 2023, 02:28:41 PM
First off apologies I've missed this a totally excellent Songcrafter collab.
Just a great listen, getting wacked on the phone for extra volume listening in the car, cool stuff!!
Just a great listen, getting wacked on the phone for extra volume listening in the car, cool stuff!!
Title: Re: Wilford Brimley (Original) - Under2Fest /w Rata-tat-tat Funk Drums
Post by: Redler on March 07, 2023, 12:39:49 AM
Post by: Redler on March 07, 2023, 12:39:49 AM
Still so good groove and 'infectious' song! I can't believe that 11 years has gone since the first under2 fest!