a very repetitive riff my friend, but it still inspired the following lyrics.
a wee song about how we in scotland have a poor diet and our government are trying in vain to get us to eat more healthily ie 5 fruit and veg a day. for our non scottish friends dripping is the fat that drips of cooked meat that has enough cholestorel in it to cause a massive coronary but we luv it lmfao.
song is now called
Jelly WobblesIn Sweden they eat yoghurt
And nuts and berries too.
A healthy balanced diet
That’s really good for you.
In Scotland we eat haggis
And sheep and pigs and coos
And mars bars fried in batter
Washed doon wi’ Irn Bru.
coz
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In Greece they all eat olives
In France they all eat snails
Italians drink espresso
And the Japanese eat whales.
Well am no huvin any o that
And all that it entails
All stick wi’ chips an curry sauce
and reformed scampi tails
coz
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Well mibbes we should listen
Tae all the stuff we’re telt
‘boot eating fruit n vegetables
an looking much mair svelte
we need tae chuck the dripping
and fat that disnae melt
a’ll need tae buy some braces
coz a cannea clip ma belt
coz
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heres the song.
